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>dock goblin literally cannot find the sum of a problem less than 100 in value

Since that other sperg news cuck is going to post it anyway, i might as well post it early:


>Upcoming Events:

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>News:

twitter.com/danawhite

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who's hiding behind Jose, lads?

ATTENTION ALL MIKE PERRY FANS

Read this article

middleeasy.com/mma-news/overwhelming-evidence-ufc-fighter-mike-perry-absolute-trash/

middleeasy.com/mma-news/overwhelming-evidence-ufc-fighter-mike-perry-absolute-trash/

middleeasy.com/mma-news/overwhelming-evidence-ufc-fighter-mike-perry-absolute-trash/

How does it feel to support such a scumbag?

I have about 10 of these sort of parlays for a total of $10. 2 or 3 will cash

post fightfus

Khabib is next in line for the JUSTing so he's hanging around with the rest to get used to it. Still getting over the embarrassed stage though so that's why he's shy in the pic.

wmma was a mistake they its a literal joke

piss poor striking and then absolute roid monkeys like that fucking UNIT from the last thread

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choose only one

are these camgirls also?

>Live, Laugh, Love tattoo

are these traps

>Oh hehe look at my wee little $10 parlay

When you're ready to step up to the big leagues then post

By the way betting on Sage/Mickey/Paige/Waterson is dumb. Too many unknown variables.

who did you bet on exactly

lol, i'm hoping this is sarcasm. You need about 3 more zeroes chief

no, fighters
no, the have baginas

>You will never be as buttmad about anything as the author of that article is about PlatinumGOAT

wew lad

>coral springs

I'm a black man and I support Mike Perry. Anyone who grew up in Flint,Michigan has my respect, especially if they're a white boi.

I bet she gives spectacular head.

plot twist: theyre all dykes

Based Perry

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only half

Uncanny

>a literal child hanging around with four homeless men

What is the context of this pic?

didnt even click

my 12 year old self would have sex with her

>Gall won't RNC Northcutt in the first

seems unlikely.

*hits you with the dab*

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>When you're ready to step up to the big leagues then post
when you're ready to lose large amounts of money, then post
lmao love how this "big win" was 5 fight cards ago

why not? scared of the truth?

Post your $10 parlays friend

>single line bet on a heavy favorite
Someone stop this mad lad.

gl

>lmao love how this "big win" was 5 fight cards ago
this lol

becaise its bait to give your pathetic news article some views so you can be an autist instead of getting a real job

I bet gold, not cash

>1.58
>Heavy favorite
>UFC newcomer

ufc 208 is the real ufc 206

Didn't know you wanted something more recent moose

>Too many unknown variables
>unknown variables
betting pro kek

>Literally every fight on that card

JUST

>Browne vs Lewis

Holy shit I can't think of anything worse

MMA* pro.

its actually one of the best pieces in a while, it exposed one of UFC fighters as a racist. great journalism.

dam son youre a betting man please tell me what the next best bet is

BTFO

no

is that ur highest win, 200$?
how long are you betting

So you admit that it yours lmao

get a job you're adan tier pathetic

casual: the post

a small minority here bets bro just tell me what the next bet is dont worry the odds wont change

>is that ur highest win, 200$?
See:

I know OP photoshopped Aldo + friends, Spain.

I meant the original photo before the editing, how the fuck did that come about?

He doesnt have the balls to post open bets. His anonymous reputation on this chinese cartoon board is too important. Easier for him to just cherrypick the few times he's won in the past.

Ha ha oh wow you're really just going to post the bets you've won? You've obviously lost bets as well, no one is retarded enough to think exclusively the bets you've played are the big wins that you're posting ITT. Step down

Sonnen isn't fighting Jones

wait a gosh darn second here lads, Holm vs De Randamie is the main event? of a PPV? in New York?

Sandoval at anything approaching even oddsis a fucking steal.

You could be right, at least proves why he wouldnt post it

no its not mine but I will give shout outs to great journalists whenever I can its a great piece of investigative journalism which exposes the dark side of mma

I bet you read hack wack.

I can post losses too if you want, but not like that would do anything to change your mind since you'd still moan about it.

>sandoval
you expect me to bet on a literally who

so you betteed 2k$ and won 500$, thats retarded but
you got balls ill give you that

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Do you really think that they won't sell out the arena in New York? Lol clueless.

>boy tier hips

Lol m8...it's $2k to win $2500. Rockhold was the underdog.

are you gay?

nah bro I like muscular chicks that 100% hetero

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>Dutch flag

Do you even gotta ask lad?

>spending $2k to bet on rockhold over weidman

That's cute. I spent $2k and actually went to the fight.

thats not the point faget, you think the UFC might also be interested in PPV buys?

what i meant is you came out +500$
, betting so much money if you dont have inside informations is retarded
i dont know how things work in usa,
but i betted first time when i was like 11y old
nobody cared if a kid went into a gambling house
same for cigs , and alc

No, he came out + 2500. He got his 2000 back that he wagered PLUS the 2500 that he won.

>what i meant is you came out +500$

No, you dingus. He came out with $5500 off of a $2000 bet.

>what i meant is you came out +500$

I think you mean +$2500

>you think the UFC might also be interested in PPV buys?

Yes and it's going to do decent buys, at least way over 300k, way better than a Bisping or Woodley PPV would bring in.

>32▶
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>thats not the point faget, you think the UFC might also be interested in PPV buys?
the current model evidently is one STACKED card everyone has to buy, then one shitty one only for super hardcore fans, rinse and repeat. They know people will spend $60 a month but not every two weeks

my bad

hey crocop I think you took too many to the dome please retire

thanks

Holm's coming off of getting her shit pushed in on a Conor card (ergo literally everyone watched her lose) and getting her shit pushed in by Shevchenko on a Fox card that did massive numbers, (ergo everyone watched her lose). This card is going to do Mighty Mouse numbers at the most.

kek i can still earn some $$$ by blocking punches with my head
thanks for being concerned tho

literally nothing wrong with Jack Slack, he is the best analyst in the game by far.

>this is gay in netherlands

ridiculous

>the current model evidently is one STACKED card everyone has to buy

That model only applies when a megastar like Conor, Ronda or Brock is involved. Every other card doesn't have to be stacked up

>This card is going to do Mighty Mouse numbers at the most.

Goes to show how little you know about PPV sales in the UFC. It will do much better than 201 and 204 and lower than 203 which had CM Punk on it.

Translation: It will do better than the average UFC PPV.

not an argument

>It will do much better than 201 and 204

Absolute horseshit.

>boy hips
>hgh head
>roid gut
disgusting

pic related is what real heteros like

Do you even know how many buys those two did?