How many minutes will he get in Rogue One?

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less than the joker

Literally none on screen. The movie will end to the sound of him breathing.

less than vader in suit in ep3

Like five minutes.
He'll get pissed with Ben Mendelsohns character for being incompetent or something.

As few as possible, I hope. I hate gay jedi magic bullshit. Literally ruins the universe and any character relatability

Same as Luke in TFA for maximum pottery

0, he was too scary so they reshot everything to replace him with an ewok.

>minutes

4

He'll have his chest caved in by a force user, thereby explaining why he doesn't have his comic-level powers in the original trilogy.

None. He doesn't quip enough. Modern audiences would find him too threatening.

Hitler dubs speak the truth.

More than the Joker.

He will have 2 5 minute scenes. One full on action scene at the climax of the film, and one less intense scene at the very very end.

who cares?
its not even fanfic level trash.

Movie ends with him getting news that they've located Leias ship.

That's it.

There were stories of glimpsed storyboards showing Vader lead an attack on a rebel base in the snow, and going full ass kicking mode. Essentially stomping forward with the stormtroopers trying to keep up while he throws his lightsaber at people and force throws rebels around like toys.

Id like to see Vader be like a tank and just slowly and efficiently manage a chaotic situation rather than spinny ninja kung fu, but I dunno if theyd have the balls to give such a fucking awesome movie-stealing scene to someone whose not a stronk womyn or a minority.

Vader sells tickets, of course they'll give him a badass scene.

He'll get a small scene where he gets owned by the main girl and the joke is "lol boyz suck"

>Implying ableist privilege sin't above white and male privilege

He will be the Joker of this movie
>OMG LE HYPE DARTH VADUR IS BACK HE IS THE BEST!!!11
>OMG 5 WHOLE MINUTES OF SCREENTIME THANK YOU DISNEY LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK

The minimum indispensable to sell new toy figurines.

2 minutes max
Although he could be in it for 20 seconds like Luke and everyone would make a joke of it and smoke Disney's pole to oblivion.

Except Disney isn't hyping up Darth Vader like they did Joker?

I read the script actually.
Felicity Jones gets chased by him down a twisted path of winding corridors in this ancient Jedi temple.
He corners her in this large chamber and takes out his lightsaber.
Then, he realizes that she outsmarted him, and had secretly placed bombs throughout this room she was actually leading him to.
She pulls out a grappling hook and escapes. Right as she triggers the explosives, she quips
>"Hey, Vader! See you later!"
The bombs explode and she rides off into the sunset on a tauntaun.

I wish i were making this up

>Disney is not hyping Vader
>thumbnail is the only shot of Vader so people will actually click on it

TOP KEKKERINO

He only got 10 minutes in A New Hope.

just one (rogue) minute

>she quips: "Hey, Vader! See you later!"
I believe you

So if Disney capeshit is quipshit... what is Disney starshit? Starquip?