Nyu Fluffy Thread

Nyu Fluffy Thread

The autism has no beginning nor end. Autism is infinite. That's all I can say.

Enjoy: youtu.be/9IDa2saMdeg

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youtu.be/q5xeWOGFIA0
youtu.be/05ROokOm9JQ
youtu.be/IaJGesWeFzQ
youtu.be/JbdxqjMPcyE
fluffybooru.org/post/view/45092
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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Winrar

More autism
youtu.be/q5xeWOGFIA0
youtu.be/05ROokOm9JQ
youtu.be/IaJGesWeFzQ
youtu.be/JbdxqjMPcyE

If fluffies were real, how would you deal with a smarty herd?

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>how
With extreme prejudice.

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impale one on a spike in the lawn like a scarecrow

It's obvious you're not the real bird faggot you know...

Old lawn darts and blowguns/mini crossbows

>Torture all but one
>Make that one watch
>Release it to spread the warning
>Repeat as necessary

Which one first fags?

GTFO with this cancer.

never

Smawty

Hell

I will never understand why this is cancer but traps/futa isn't to you people...

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I would have a youtube channel where I could livestream and let the community tell me how to "handle" them.
The only rule would be "no painless deaths".

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Never said that wasn't cancer as well.

As long as we're clear on that.

Carry on.

Damn thing thinks i'm spamming.

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Oh shit! I didn't know there was a new page! Thanks user!

no problem comic chan

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guess i'll just randomly dump from my folder

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Stop by the booru once in a while. McGonagall is back, and so is quickhorn, and artist-kun never left. If only Wolfram came back, the pantheon would be complete.

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Curtis: the park job

>this tale takes place during the first spring after I started my fluff control business
>At this point Curtis was only about 4ft long but still capable of taking down an adult fluffy
>I had just been paid by the city council to clear the city park of shitrats
>As per my contract I was allowed free reign over how I do so
>the city park is fairly small only a couple of acres with a waist high brick wall surrounding it and a heavy wooden gate at the entrance
>Ordinarily enough to keep the shitrats out but a tree came down during a storm last month demolishing the gate
>Unfortunatly by the time anyone had realized it a feral herd invaded the park

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Did they ever fix the horrible navigation it used to be notorious for?

Then again, maybe I shouldn't mosey over there. Any fandom/community seems to be toxic as fuck anymore.

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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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No booru has good navigation. That's the rule.

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>the next morning I gather my supplies
Thick gloves
1 wheel barrel
A couple cans of gasoline
A snare pole
1 large plastic tote with a blinded milkbag strapped to the inside
Various other goodies
And of course curtis
>I load my supplies into the truck and head out just before sunrise
>as I arrive at the park around 7am I see that the city has posted yellow tape at the park entrance labeled Do NOT CROSS
>I don't see why considering the city council made sure news of today's extermination got around
>I unload my gear and strap Curtis into his harness the kind with a retractable leash
>I place a couple sheets of plywood across the entrance as the gate has yet to be replaced
> time to get to work

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I like this artist's work but like every great fluffy artist, they barely post.

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twistee has been posting a bit more frequently lately, had a few more frankie pages and a side one about some punk chick in bondage eating foals

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Not only that, they mostly give an unsatisfying conclusion or no conclusion at all. Look at Millie, Red Baron, and a bunch of other comics.

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>Almost immediatly Curtis picks up the scent
>I follow Curtis leading the way past the playground and I smell it before i see it
>The parks sandboxes both nearly filled with shit " I guess they've been using them as litterboxes"
> I tie Curtis's leash to the wheelbarrow don't need him eating any shit burritos
>I kneel down and there they are the "poopeh babbehs"
>Hello babbehs would you like a New daddy ?
>nyu daddeh?! They say
>WhY hooman want dummy poopeh babbehs?
>I put on a cheery facade "i think poopie babies are the best"I say "but are there any munstahs here?"I ask
>Eeep why hooman wunt mumstah!
>I tell them I'll give it forever sleepies if there is one and those capable of doing so point it out
>In the center of the first sand box is a blue alicorn foal eyes not even open yet
>How long has he been here I ask them
>Munstah babbeh siwnce wast bwite times a piss yellow earthy says
>I scoop him up and place him in the box with the milkbag as the shiteaters peep and cheer that I gave it the sorry box
>Stupid fucks don't even know that its the only one of them that had a chance of surviving today
>dummeh hooman giv poopie munsta back su wikie cwean poopie pwace!
Continue?

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>all your fluffs beolng to us
kek

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I've had some bad tea before, but that... *shudder*

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cont pls

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it's actually fan art for a story I wrote fluffybooru.org/post/view/45092

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Think I'll make it an early night...

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>I turn to see a red unicorn with a yellow mane stamping its hooves and puffing it's cheeks
>Dummeh gif poopeh munstah back nao or get wowstest huwties
>Hello fluffy I'm not giving the monster baby back but if you let me have him I'll give you skettie
>hooman really gif sketti for munsta babbeh?
>"sure" I tell him
>smawty not sure bout dat but wan sketties su ok
>Gullible retard
>As the little shit handles his business I take a machete and a can of cheap pasta out of the wheelbarrow
>I pop the top on the can and dump it on the ground and the little bastard digs right in
>I crouch down and ask how he's enjoying his (last) meal
> He looks up as to say something and his eyes widen
>"fuck! He just saw Curtis"
> I split his skull in two with the machete before he can react
>It was quick and quiet except for the poopie babbies who are now chirping in fear
>don't need any others in the herd going into a panic, speaking of I don't see any
>I pick up his corpse and as I do the halves of his brain fall from his skull into a puddle of blood and shit
>I toss him into the sandbox, the poopies are frightend of course
> if you poopie babbehs still want me to be your new daddeh you have to num this bad fluffy
>Slowly but surly the shitrats converge on the corpse and begin to eat
>Not sure if it was the chance at having a daddeh or revenge that caused them to eat him without argument hell he's probably the only thing they've ever eaten besides shit
>I place a gas can next to the sandbox and proceed to the picnic area