Fort McMurray General - MixTape Edition

**85000 hectares (now larger than Edmonton or Calagary)

*Alberta Government update:
alberta.ca/release.cfm?xID=41701E7ECBE35-AD48-5793-1642C499FF0DE4CF

*Fort McMurray evacuated and over 1,600 buildings destroyed:
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36199993
cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/wildfire-destroys-fort-mcmurray-homes-most-of-city-evacuated-1.3563977
globalnews.ca/news/2679357/live-updates-of-fort-mcmurray-wildfire/

*Anzac and other communities south of Fort McMurray that many residents fled too now evacuated as well:
fortmcmurraytoday.com/2016/05/05/mandatory-evacuation-as-fire-threatens-anzac-gregoire-lake-estates

*Provincial State of Emergency called:
ctvnews.ca/canada/fort-mcmurray-fire-state-of-emergency-declared-1.2887111

*Could High Level and region be next?
cbc.ca/news/canada/north/high-level-alberta-fire-evacuation-order-1.3567321

*Wildrose Party leader, Brian Jean, loses home in the fire
globalnews.ca/news/2678791/fort-mcmurray-wildfire-alberta-wildrose-leader-brian-jean-loses-his-home/
calgarysun.com/2016/05/04/wildrose-leader-brian-jean-and-fellow-mla-tany-yao-see-their-hometown-burn

*Airport feed (down a lot)
metcam.navcanada.ca/hb/index.jsp?lang=e

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Hi

Fort Mac bro still hanging out getting drunk, ask away

First for blacking white fort mac girls that fled to edmonton

Reminder that white cis males dying by wildfire shouldn't be called barbaric

Reboast from yesterday

Are the people around you in shock, or has everyone accepted that their homes are gone for good?

What are you going to eat for din-din?

The fire (Islam) will (Culturally) enrich the soil.

Did anyone pull up by you and drink with you?

>make a post on Sup Forums
>get shared on Facebook

What strange times we live in.

A lot of people have just accepted it I guess. We'll rebuild it, I'm sure of that.
Probs hot dogs again

Anyone have more of the girl that was used in the new thread picture?

reddit probably

>Kortnie

I don't think I've ever read a name and felt physically repulsed. Why the fuck would her parents spell it like that?

Couple of bros gave us some beer when we pulled over to refuel via jerry can. Have our own now, drinking with this entire RV camp again tonight

sucks b/ro, god speed

Is there no end in sight?

Looks like those rain clouds will help, why so worried?

Thanks britbro, I'm good tho, feel worse for those that didn't get time to get anything out

What district do you live in? Dickinsfield here, we are pretty lucky the fire didn't spread to birchwood trails and fuck our shit up.

Not really atm, weather is pretty against us

:^)

This. Its literally a hooker name. for what purpose?

Thickwood. I think my house is still up atm, dunno how much longer tho

Ontarian here

Wish you all the best bro, this shit sucks

The Alberta Government gutted the wildfire budget less than a month ago lmao

edmontonjournal.com/news/local-news/alberta-cuts-nearly-15-million-from-wildfire-management-budget

Are you feeling the bern yet?

arson charges when

Thanks bro, appreciate it

I'm feeling it

repostan for ft mac bros

Saskatchewan checking in. Woke up this morning and because our windows were down the inside of our house smells like a campfire thanks to the fire at Ft. McMurray.

Here's what my area looks like 6 hours away from the fires just so you can see how big this shit is. Our fire trucks having been going non stop in these parts too putting out wild fires and scrub fires.

HOpefully soon baka

Reminder, but Temple Hotels!

They own half the hotels in Fort McMurray!

BUY BUY BUY

Man, you guys are going to owe billions in carbon credit deficits.

We really appreciate the help from Saskatchewan and BC. Also appreciate your premier not being a stupid cunt

When you think about it, we got all these volunteer firefighters coming in now, so the budget kinda balanced itself

>kek bucks

Just glad most of you got out safe. Shit can be replaced even if it's all gone.

That looks comfy.

that was in Siberia last year you fucking retard

>implying he can replace all the chinese action figures and cartoon girl body pillows he has collected over his lifetime

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Why are Northern Americans not capable of putting out a fire?

Timberlea webcam:

wbea.org/

Yep. No fire related casualties yet is something that we're celebrating up here

Thanks for the new wallpaper

It's 85,000 hectares, and its being whipped by 70 km/h winds.

You tell me, Franz.

>why are Muslims fucking my wife?

I hope every C*nadian fucking dies in this fire so they can stop posting on my website.

Seriously fuck C*nada and Trudeau

>inb4 weedman started the fire

>fire is 850km squared
>Berlin is 891km squared

Best of luck putting a tinder pile out with no rain and +30 weather

Dresden was smaller than that. Why couldn't you put that one out?


Too soon?

85k hectares is 328 square miles in freedom units.

Holy fuck Canada, why are you so flammable?

think you replied to the wrong comment bro but it's all good, German fag too busy getting cucked to respond anyway

Savage burn

Why didn't you guys stop it from becoming so big? It probably didn't appear out of nothing.

Yeah, meant to tap both his and yours for context.

epic fail...

I hope this is an emergency vehicle camera.

if that isn't an emergency idk what is

Because we do everything we can so they don't happen in the first place and this mean the mass of flammable material can get past the point where we can easily put them down.

That area is nothing but a massive amount of dry grassland and forest right now. Theres been no rain this year, it was a dry winter and the heat and winds right now are ridiculous.

It's a mix of a bunch of different things. The first spark would have taken off like gasoline. Now the constant winds and heat, no humidity and shit just keep it completely uncontrollable.

Wildfires in North America make Dresden 1945 look like a camping fire. Also retards throughout the US and Canada keep gutting fire budgets and leaning on volunteers, prisoners and the national governments when fire inevitably happens.

>Bernie Schmitte, an official at Alberta's Agriculture and Forestry Ministry, said the "catastrophic fire" had so far "resisted all suppression methods".

Rachel Notley is crying herself to sleep knowing this will be the death of the ndp in alberta.

Low rain/snow, dense Forrest.

Athabasca Oil says it is shutting down and evacuating the Hangingstone SAGD project; fire front is within five k of the site

Anybody else glad that these oil sucking dirty scum fuck criminals are going to lose all their homes and jobs? I sure am. Serves them right. Pigs.

Shouldn't you be off in a corner somewhere weeping and jacking off to Bernie porn?

To many damn trees

They have a leftist board here you know, use it.

red dots are all fire expansion in the last 2 hours

Wind direction?

Absolutely. Hopefully the fire reaches the rigs and the resulting explosion destroys Edmonton.

Kek

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Hopefully that fucking mosque in Calgary to

>in the last 2 hours

Depends on the area. the fire is starting to make it own win.

Kek

Hes getting shat on by everyone in alberta right now

In case you didn't know, North America if huge. You can go miles without seeing another soul. There is a lot of space a fire can easily get going without anyone really knowing.

How much will this throw Canada further into debt?

Yea theres way to muslims and pakis in cuckdmonton

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All these flavors and you choose to be salty.

your a dorable

Russia has offered water-bombers to canada

Soaking wet Halifax checking in. Wish we could send you some of this rain Fort Macbro. Then again, East Coast has never looked better all things considering.

Take care man.

^^ this

There are even dedicated satellites for fire detection. However, kowing it's there, and being able to get to it are two different things.

Environmentalists have made sure that fire and access roads stopped being maintained for the sake of some bird or beetle.

Well shit.

I swear, if you squint hard enough and rotate your head a bit, you can see a complrye cunt on the right of that smoke stack.

Yeah, send it our way. Glad the east is doing well, lots of family out that way

*complete

globalnews.ca/news/2683868/firefighting-plane-crashes-in-northwest-alberta/

>A firefighting plane crashed near Manning, Alta. Thursday afternoon, according to an official with the Manning Municipal Airport.

The official had few details but told Global News the people on board are believed to be okay. It is not known how many people were on board or where the plane was flying to.

According to an Alberta Agriculture and Forestry map, a wildfire was burning just north of Manning at the time of the crash.


the fire rises

This is what you get for shitposting so much

globalnews.ca/news/2683868/firefighting-plane-crashes-in-northwest-alberta/

I wonder what Germany did to get 6 million refugees.

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So who started the fire?

Sorry

Fire is reported less then 3km from Anzec