Chicago Blackhawks @ New York Islanders

Honda

fuck

>tfw you can't drink for this

Did I miss anything?

Oh.

I was just about to make a thread.

Also, fuck.

Ladd
>fucking shit trade last season
>lost draft picks for this guy
>RFA
>fucking shit for the islanders
>scores on da hawks in less than three minutes

FUCKING MEMES

I have two

so do the Islanders

>bundaberg ginger beer

You are my fucking son, son.

Hoooo boy. Gonna be one of those games isn't it?

Ok time for a rookie to get punched in the face

>welp

>this game

Wew

It's fucking delicious but I can only get it at world market

They sell it by the case at costco.
Well the one i work at anyways.

Why the fuck are the Isanders wearing black?

I'm surprised you can even buy it in Ameriland. Aussie stuff is so expensive.

Place your bets boys

I'm doing >6-1 because it feels like one of those games

Costco owns world market.

I see a darlin6 game incoming

Fuck finals

Good lord is Toews a blackhole. Time for Hossa to stop scoring with Toews weighing him down again.

Hoss needs to put Toews outside of house.

>Foley commenting on the empty arena
what were they thinking putting a hockey team in brooklyn

No they don't.

It is the islanders afterall

I love watching the Hawks practice their passing

PANARIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BREADMAN

Breadman!!

Barclays is such a shitty arena for hockey

My mistake you're right. It's bed bath and beyond that owns them. Or whatever the parent company is.

i'm going to the Barclays for the first time next Saturday with my gf i'll try and hop in the car

who /sinus rinse/ here?

I'll send you Christmas gifts

I'm stuck on the /no alcohol allowed/ remedy.

I want to fucking die.

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ANISIMOV
WHAT A FUCKING PLAY

AA meeting time!

ANISIMOV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not even sure when I'll be able to drink again. Had minor surgery yesterday so next few days at least are pretty much out of the question

PICTURE PAINTS A MILLION WORDS

How many people would laugh if Cappy got poked by some hoodrat walking out of the Barclays Center?

>scoring on the PP
>again
Is this the real life.

passing practice finally pays off

Wow that image is shit

>letting your children interrupt you from watching hockey
>not locking them securely in their cages
what a shitty father

Rate my dinner bros

(C) Reddit

needs more McFuggets

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BOSS HOSS

SCARRR
HE KILLED FIDDY MEN

Big fucking Hoss

HOSSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gogurt/10

honestly a little jelly i got grocery store bought roastbeef with mashed potatoes and carrots with a side of Bud

...

Looking at a 9-6 Hawks victory tonight

I'm eating rice + sriracha because I feel like shit and have no appetite

you eat off the carpet?

YES YES YES!!!

It's a fucking shootout

what a retarded game

Got some in n out

>flyover states will NEVER know how GOOD in n out taste

Oh lawd. Wild West Shootout tonight.

I remember when I was 12...better days, better days

...

rice is solid though you best have a beer with you

so it's gonna be one of those games

beer would be a very bad idea with the pills I'm on

it's just another mediocre burger place, why do westtards think it is great? just look at that shit, utter trash

I'm eating on my bed.

Does anyone else do that? /comfy/ desu

>Illinois
>Flyover state

>eating on your bed
>life some sort of animal

sad shit senpai
this

What pills are you on?

I only eat your mom on my bed :^)

I usually have breakfast in bed

That hat is vomit-inducing btw

Norco 5/325

My cousins from Brentwood visited recently, wtf is wrong with that town

Hydrocodone? Alcohol is gonna make you feel great.

Its COMFY

It's my favorite hat bro

>questionable officiating

>that phone case

are you a TMNT?

at least you got a good sandwich

>tfw eat sleep and fap on the same spot of my bed

the acetaminophen in it on the other hand will fuck your liver

I know Darling's behind the net, but I can't help there's gonna be more goals that are gonna get scored.

Well they both fuck your liver technically.

But in addition to that, the opioids can decrease your respiration and guess what else does that? Alcohol. So it's a multiple gangbang there chiefy.

true

Why are you on norco anyways chiefy

>behind the net
>but I can't help there's

ok bud lay off the sauce

Anyone have a CSN steam?

If you cared about your liver you wouldn't be here.

I wish they would lay off the blogging

I give up.

Don't give up lad, go to the Walnut Room at Marshall Field's and see the tree and have dinner.

no use wishing for the impossible

If you give up you won't watch sox rebuild fail spectacularly

had sinus surgery yesterday

Well fuck

whos now copying the cubs

bulce still copying the whos

I've wanked twice today.

Yourselves?

I had sex

I thought about it.
Took a nap instead.
I feel i made the right choice.

I'm married.

>sex

So am I. We have sex daily.