Why not simply give the lamp to Jasmine?

Why not simply give the lamp to Jasmine?

she'd wish for dumb shit like world peace and every human would die

Because emotional content.

I see what you did there.

I never really understood that part of Aladdin.

Why would what he wished for no longer exist simply because he freed the Genie?

More to the point, why would the Genie not use his powers once he's set free to make Aladdin rich again? Not like there was anything stopping him.

>Genie, I wish to rape Jasmine as much as I can!

why not use the third wish to create a new genie
repeat ad infinitum

sultan i cannot grant that wish

>putting a woman in charge of phenomenal cosmic power
good one OP

If he marries Jasmine he'll be able to do that anyway since he's a man in a muslim country.

>implying Aladdin wasn't set in a post apocalyptic world

Dude, did you even watch the film? Jasmine a bitch

Didn't the genie specifically say "One bona fide Prince coming up!" meaning Aladdin was now a genuine Prince of somewhere? So why, when Jafar asked where he was from, didn't Aladdin automatically know the country he was now the Prince of? And what happened to all the servants who had to wait outside after the "Prince Ali" song was over? Did they all just poof into thin air?

They were illusions just like all things in life.

>implying a Muslim-run Earth isn't post-Apocalypse

>post-Apocalypse

It's ongoing

I'd give the lamp to Jasmine if you know what I mean.

Good point

he's a prick

I'd have her rub my magic lamp if you know what I mean

>I'm getting kinda fond of you kid, not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything

Funniest fucking line in the movie

anyone else bothered that white people voiced everything in this?

I'd unleash my phenomenal cosmic powers in her itty bitty living space, if you catch my drift.

I'd just fuck her in her dirty hairy asshole.

Dude that's just sick.

Shouldn't have declared drawings haram, Mohammed.

Why does does Genie keep the wrist bands in the sequels? They break off as a sign of him being freed, but I was watching King of Thieves last night and Genie is back to wearing his bonds again?

There is a reason why I look down on people who like direct to video sequels.

Same reason lots of divorced/widowed people keep their weddings rings for a time.

>Didn't the genie specifically say "One bona fide Prince coming up!" meaning Aladdin was now a genuine Prince of somewhere? So why, when Jafar asked where he was from, didn't Aladdin automatically know the country he was now the Prince of?

He was the Prince of Thieves

Muslims don't need a genie to do that

I thought jafar undid all that.

Because those don't keep his promise to free genie. He made a deal.
Otherwise he's just like every other person that told the genie that.

Genie loses most of his powers if he becomes free, duh.

why didn't alladin and the genie just fuck forever in his lamp