Where my fellow Aussies at?
Where my fellow Aussies at?
Easton Long
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Asher Campbell
hello fellow kangaroo
Lucas Sullivan
hi
thanks
Carter Kelly
Pretty sure we've got a thread already.
Landon King
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the wagga wagga people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds
Isaac Wright
are aussies truly the worst shit posters?
Christian Diaz
I can confirm.
Aaron Perry
I sure do love footie m8
Grayson Collins
HATE the Northern Territory
Jose Thompson
>>wake up next to your sister
Hot
Nathaniel Martin
Move to a real state then, Darwin is one of the worst places in Australia I've been to. Sydney, Melbourne or Brisbane are proper.
Oliver Diaz
Arvo cobber!
Jeremiah Jenkins
Nevah eva' dog ya mates, cunts
Sudanese but true blue at heart, from South Sydney
Logan Diaz
>tfw you will never be Australian as poor French NEET diaspora and stay stuck in a nigger-infested shithole state called Louisiana which is 32% nigger and you're surrounded by niggers
Please, PLEASE help me, Bruce.
Dylan Edwards
Australians can barely stand their biggest and best immigrant group, Pommies, why would they want Americans
Unless you're some B-list LA celebrity I wouldn't even contact Aussie immigration
Jose Lewis
Come to Australia on a boat as a refugee. We'll look after you. :^)
James Hernandez
Being American, he'll just sink it off Florida coast
Parker Rodriguez
Even better!
Kayden Parker
So that's why that Sudanese guy was always good at bants.
Owen Smith
>best immigrant group
>pommies
Pick one mate.
Joshua Hughes
Thank you Bruce, you are my greatest ally :DD
Luke Allen
>Melbourne
>proper
Yeah, nah
t. Gumsucker
Brandon Hill
el australiANO
Aaron Walker
hello silly benis
Michael Torres
Actually yeah if I did have to pick anybody it would be New Zealand.
Ryder Thomas
>tfw from alice springs but live in SA and unironically love NT
Julian Richardson
I don't understand this meme.
Can someone give me a quick run down.
Justin Watson
He's a Phillipenis.