User, when was the last time you had a woman who wasn't crying or demanding payment?

>user, when was the last time you had a woman who wasn't crying or demanding payment?

fuck of roman nazi

>Once again the gods spread the cheeks and ram cock in fucking ass!

Have you penetrated anyone lately?

Why didn't Vorenus just tell his daughter that her mother killed herself?

she was laughing ;_;

Never. Never had one that was crying either.

>Carthaginian detected

AND COVERS HIS EYES WITH SOOT LIKE A PROSTITUTE!

lying is bad mkay?

>implying that could compete with a handsome fair-haired scottish man camping it up in roman costume

Was he The Chad of Ancient Rome?

I ADMIT THAT I HAVE A GALLIC LOOK ABOUT ME OP, BUT I AM A FULL KISSLESS NEET, SAME AS YOU

Have you seen the show? She put herself over the railing. It actually wasn't a long fall though, what a pansy.

Yes, and he is based. Octavian is a competent version of a frogposter.

>ywn bound off your horse and fuck a sheep herder girl right off the side of the road

>ywn shout "WOO-HAH" afterwards

Rome was truly a magically place once. You could pluck peasant girls from trees like you would an apple

I saw James Purefoy once. He is refreshingly tall.
(I tend to think of actors in general as neurotic midgets.)

Unless you're a peasant yourself. Then you're gonna get cucked.

>tfw no Germanic slavegirl gf

She's literally Roman.

There's a joke somewhere in there about why you shouldn't be provoking the Germans followed by a juvenile reference to the eventual Germanisation of the Empire.

>user, when was the last time you had a woman
fixed that for me

She's Dacian

>be two random soldiers in Caesar's legion
>get mentioned by name in his book
>have your lives fictionalized and your names known by a distant civilization two thousand years later

wew lad

I'm trying to imagine OP's post, but for women.

>yfw they cancel Rome for game of plebs

>I saw James Purefoy once.
I want to touch you.

>peasant
>rome
Is this some kind of cuck fantasy you are sharing with us? Since you are very obviously a peasant?

>SNIVELRY

What did he mean by this?

Rhetoric question, the answer is always never.

makes you think