Ask Jesus Anything

Ask Jesus Anything

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Will I get a qt gf and pass my exams this year?

Will I ever live a normal life?

Jesus, are you really Japanese?

Do you and or god exist?

tits or gtfo

Are u a ninja? Ninjas can walk on the water too

Jesus BTFO

ok magic jesus ball will she come over this weekend

IS EVERYONE IS THIS THREAD A SECRET CLOSET FAGGOT

IS EVERYONE IS THIS THREAD A SECRET CLOSET FAGGOT

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Fuck off bot

Is David Bowie still alive

Would it have paid you more to walk on water than to wear a crown of thorns?

Jerk off today?

Can I keep going?

is my friend autistic?

thanks jesus :)

Is my friend the worst player in every game?

My life is a constant downward spiral of failures and fuck ups. Should I kill myself already?

Do you exist?

Give me the next eurojackpot numbers, then fuck off

Are traps gay?

Are you a hoax?

Will that slut live with me forever?

Contradictory answers? How typical.

Will I git gud?

Is Satan Cool?

Again

Do I have an sti

Legit.

Will my sister ever love me

I will not get a true answer.

fuck. gg.

Is OP a faggot?

Ayy Jesus, is she going to marry me?

am i goin to be a rockstar

Did moot do 7/11?

Are we getting back together?

Do I win California mega million next drawing

Why does the Pope spit such blasphemy?

She likes me?

Is OP a fag?

She likes me (2)?

Roll

Will i get a gf

Will i ever date a girl?

Obligatory, will i be able to get a gf this year?

Jesus will i ever be in a relationship with Emily?

roll

Are you a bullshitter?

Should I tell her how I feel?

Asking again.

should i kill myself?

Jesus please.

Thanks Jesus.

Should i do it the way like i do it now?

Jesus will I make it to and through medical school?

Should i change the approach?

So does him saying yes to your question mean he's not a bullshitter?

I want to know it.

Should i just do it like i do it now?

Should I drop out of university and smoke crack instead?

Will we be ever together again with her Jesus?

Why are you, the holy ghost, and your father the same person,
don't you think that's retarded and you should be considered three separate entities?

Come on Jesus, I need to know. Life's been pretty sad lately. So, will we?

Thank you pal

does she love me??

Will I be happy again soon Jesus?

Will Rick ever get his McDonald's szechuan sauce?

Will I ever be rich Jesus?

will i smash a girl this year

Will I ever find someone who loves me?

Will i ever get a gf?

Will my life improve?

Will I get to do lewd things with the loli of my dreams?

>7
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Does humanity merits salvation ?

will I get a girlfriend this year?

Are jews behind every bad thing in this wolrd since forever?

are you real?

Will I get some sexual interaction with my gf next time I see her?

Do we need to gas the jews? youtu.be/RW7C5uHA_DI

>Asks again

Does she like me and will my exams go well?

Roll

Is kek the true god

roll

did the girl that i love love me ?

OH SHIEEET

what time is it

roll

Will I die today?

I'm a gay?

My nigger you real??

Will I one day tongue fuck katy perrys asshole?

Will my weed guy answer my text?

will i root?

WHEN WILL MY SCHOOL GET BLOWN UP

Wait yes i fucking do jesus, reroll