Sup Sup Forums, ausfag here, how does one go about selling their organs without going to Iran and getting raped by sandniggers?
Sup Sup Forums, ausfag here...
Ryder Howard
Jonathan Roberts
Trying to get some money to pay for my friend's surgery, got ovarian cysts so needs a hysterectomy to get rid of that shit.
Parker Gutierrez
Also apotemnophilia... anyone got some good gore/guro?
Cameron Ward
Bump
Luke Sanders
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Jonathan Gray
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Noah Collins
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Jose Reed
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Logan Green
so lonely
Brandon Ramirez
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William Rivera
Could go to China, but you'll still be dealing with shady people.
Brandon Moore
Yeah heard about that... same issue as Iran... all you can get legally in ausfagland is work income compensation. A few hundred bucks for a $50,000 organ.
Logan Bailey
Can also sell some parts for cannibals to eat for a decent amount... if I can fucking find any.
Xavier Adams
Ausfag here. Fuck your sob story. We live in a total welfare state, you need not pay for anything. If it's life threatening, they'll bump her up the queue.
If it's real shit, and in QLD, QH will even pay a private surgeon to do it, thus causing further delays for people like me who sacrifice my meagre pay for private health cover.
tl;dr Fuck bludgers, you're one, and still whinging, so fuck you.
John Bailey
Cunt pls... QH won't do shit. And you're calling me a bludger for trying to sell my organs to pay for someone's surgery?
Troll harder faggot.
Asher Reed
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Brody Price
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Alexander Brooks
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Luis Lopez
>public healthcare's so shit I got private healthcare
>you should use public healthcare
Jaxon Anderson
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Isaiah Long
There are other ways dickhead. Having an organ removed is very permanent. Good on ya for trying to be a hero, but there are better ways. Fucking dramatic millenial cock minstrels these days...
Justin Roberts
Organ removal is very permanent? Shit I thought it was just normal or mildly permanent... damn. I gotta rethink some shit.
Austin Gonzalez
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Charles Collins
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Bentley Perez
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Nolan Lopez
Is going into neurogenic shock and dying very permanent or just temporarily permanent?
Jaxson Roberts
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Dominic Miller
Is permanency really permanent or just of reasonable long duration?
Angel Mitchell
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Luke Jones
If I stick my dick in a toaster will the effect be of reasonably long duration or will it make me a worshipper of the machine god?
Jose Sanchez
I really wanna cut off my dick now.
Eli Bailey
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Carson Garcia
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Oliver Brooks
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Evan Clark
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Parker Campbell
Needs moar gore.
Austin Walker
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Thomas Powell
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Michael Robinson
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Nolan Robinson
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William Anderson
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Tyler Martinez
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Leo Bailey
Well, I'm out of pics.
Christopher Watson
If you just want to donate them all you need to do is sleep on the beach at Nusa in Bali. You will be visited by the organ gnomes during the night.
Christopher Brown
Hahaha
Robert Kelly
you lolifags have lost it