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>be me
>25 male normie yet Sup Forumstard since 16
>taking train to get back to my house after visitng parents
>get off a few stops early to hang out with friend
>smoke weed
>fall asleep
>wake up 4 hours later
>last train home leaves in 20 minutes...the 12:30 or some shit
>run to station
>get on train with one other guy who's black but not a nigger
>seems cool, he knows who trampled by turtles are
>start getting a weird vibe when the train hasnt moved for 20 mintues
>so me and trainbro peek outside the doors
>girl is trying frantically and desperately to throw herself in front of the train
>someone stops her or something I forget
>cops come
>station closes for a half hour
>now around 1:15am
>trainbro moves to sit next to me even though we are the only two in the cart
>tells me that he's having ESP that I should be a model
>lolwut.exe
>starts detailling things about me in this upsettingly appreciative way
>few minutes of this weirdness where I don't undrestand whats going on
>trainbro say that he's bisexual
>trainbro produces a legit looking HIV test showing negative
>trainbro produces crack
>"let's go have some fun"
>froze out of overwhelming realization of what just happened
>doors open, nope the fuck out
>what station is this
>ohfuck.jpg
>idk much but this area is not chill
>call uber
>arrivingin18minutes
>this is okay, I have a pack of cigarettes
>look behind me, see tweaker looking guy
>hold up, he's waearing a robe
>he got on when I got on
>he got off when I got off
>cool.jpg
>he walks directly up to me, station is empty otherwise
>tweaker can't wait, just spews out "can I suck your dick"
>"sorry bro I'm not gay, in another life maybe have a good one"
>tweakers ALWAYS have knives. they're too skinny to actually fight so they fucking always have them
>tweaker says "but baby I have crys here"
>flashmethpipe.png

You sucked his cock and gobbled his black seed, didn't ya?

you're not gonna forget this one. happened like an hour ago. more coming

Ugh.. don't care

>this guy is ready to snap one way or another and its all up to my reaction
>"not into that man, killed two of my friends but thank you. I've got a lotta shit on my mind so I'd apprecaite it if I could just enjoy this cigarette alone and think through some things. have a great night man, stay safe."
>can this work on a tweaker
>blankstare.gif
>no response from tweaker
>stares maybe an inch left of my eyes, 1000 yard area
>walk backwards slowly, then move to turn and light my cigarette as I walk away and around a few corners
>check uber
>delayed 8 minutes
>can't think of anywhere safe to be, station is closed, shops are closed
>wait, shit this is not just the gay district, but th e homeless gay part thats like two square blocks
>turn corner
>tweaker bro
>meth pipe
>touching
>holy shit this guy wants to drug and rape me
>debate my odds
>decide I'd win the fight but would definitely get hurt, possibly badly
>k so no
>"hey there do you have a cigarette"
>ok this could be good or bad
>"what's up man happy to share when I can"
>immediately assume this guy is gay too. hate me whatever
>tweaker says "so I'm trying to convince this beautiful straight man to let me suck his dick"
>"I have something that will help him loosen up"
>OH FUCK
>loaded needle
>now fully fearing for my life with a best case scenario ending with life long therapy and probably HIV
>fight or flight
>no knives pulled yet
>second homeless dude is holding the needle like he's trying to pop a balloon with a kitchen knife
>look left
>it's my fucking uber
>sprint.exe
>dive into car
>wasn't fast enough
>tweaker using his tweaker speed is at the other side of the car trying to get in the door
>oh fuck no
>DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE PLEASE HELP ME
>tweaker is halfway in the car halfway being dragged

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got one more to finish it up, idc if you want it or not this is my story time you can go next

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KICK HIS HEAD IN

Hurry the fuck up.

>freeze up for a second
>if he gets in the car and has a knife, me and the driver are fucked
>if I kick him out of a moving vehicle going 35mph he need an ambulance
>homeless don't pay for emergency services
>having moral dilemna in crisis situation
>wait got it
>"UBER DRIVE ON MY COMMAND HIT THE BRAKES HARD"
>literally ordered him but now I'm actually believing that I've got a shot at making it out of this okay
>"BRAKES"
>ok here we got kick his elbow in
>kick his elbow at the joint
>it unpainfully bends the natural way
>noeffect.tif
>oh fuck
>tweaker gains the power of a starving lion who used to get hit by daddy
>I witness what the phrase "go crazy" actually means
>its like fucking dissociation from basic geometric movement
>some shit like that
>scratching
>clawing
>screams of bloody murder
>and those fucking eyes
>if he's successful, this would not be his first kill
>car is stopped, tweaker is flailing around halfway in the car with me on the other side
>finally come to my senses after witnessing demonic possesssion for the first time
>"GUN IT"
>homie floors it in a newer civic, kinda takes off
>almost forget my job in this getaway
>can't aim a kick at tweaker, literally flailing too much
>idea

>UBER DRIVE ON MY COMMAND

fake and gay story

>build up all the emotions I have about letting my family down consistently throughout my life
>"I love you"
>tweaker stops
>verge of tears, he hasn't heard someone say that to him in years
>Ihaveyounow.png
>land a heel kick square in his nose
>heard it shatter
>felt it shatter on my fucking foot
>forgot how strong a kick like that could be
>it takes like 5psi or some shit to break a nose
>I summon the power of my ancestors with this kick
>tweaker spirals out of the car and rolls around on the ground
>"uber drive wait please"
>he's not getting up
>did i just fucking kill him?

did you ?

>but wait
>don't forget about second gay homeless dude
>again the speed of these fuckers, like goddamn cheetas
>zooms into view
>goes up to tweaker
>wait whats he doin DUDE DONT KILL HIM
>not a knife
>its the fucking needle
>tweaker rises, slowly, majestically, with a push up and like a yoga position kinda rise I guess
>it was dark and the car was far away
>see the most terrifying image I will most likely ever see in my life (hopefully but lemme refresh Sup Forums and see whats good rn)
>his face is covered in blood
>I couldn't recognize him
>it's that fucking bad. like his face is SHATTERED
>get the weirdest feeling I've had in a while that's somewhere between shame, pride, fear of myself, and comfortability to be able to defend myself
>like that was a new emotion I've never felt
>it came from those fucking eyes
>I said before he'd always look like three inches to the left of my eyes when talking to me
>not any more
>his eyes pierce and steal a tiny part of my soul that can never be happy after locking eyes with a man in this state, when I did it to him
>guilt
>sorrow
>fear
>wait fear
>FUCK THEY'RE BOTH SPRINTING AT US
>"UBER DRIVER GOGOGO"
>this area is covered in traffic lights
>still chasing us
>red light

Hurry up and post OP

>by this time its just about 2am
>bars close at 2am
>city turns into a parking lot between 2-3am in the poppin areas because everones in ubers trying to get home
>the fucking piece of shit uber app takes directly into traffic
>look back slowly
>two figures running at an incredible pace up hill
>tweaker looks like the poster boy for why we probably shouldn't use nukes but we probably will end up using them again someday so be ready this is what it does to people lol
>look ahead
>ten cars waiting at the red light filling the whole block right in front of us
>put my hand on uber driver's shoulder
>seems like an average dad type, strangely hasn't said much throughout this whole thing
>"I am afraid for my life. I'll record myself on my phone begging you to drive on the sidewalk to save my life from these crazy homeless people...please"
>uber driver turns around to look at me, I was crying at this point
>"We're in this together"
>homie channels jason statham and starts gunning it at 25 mph on pedestrian sidewalks
>make a hard right turn still on the side walk
>two cops
>literally prayed to lord kek
>they look at us
>they look away
>uber driver is feeling like a super hero, making epic moves around traffic to get us tf away from there
>all I can do is sit in the back an cry
>get home safely
>been having a panic attack for a couple hours now
>shakey
>seeing shit
>replaying memories
>those fucking eyes man
>they will haunt my dreams for the rest of my life

that was my first greentext, didn't realize I should of made shorter posts more quickly. next time gay homeless men try to rape me I'll be on top of it

All this could have been avoided if you let them suck you off OP.

I liked it enough, thanks OP.

I forgot I'm OP who is a faggot, shoulda just sucked his dick wouldn't even have been that weird. but like the meth tho idk

any guesses on what could have been in that needle? like a mix of GHB and a stimulant or something way over the top like that? the second homeless dude gave it to him like an epipen and he just rose from the dead

Thanks for the ride OP! Great story!

you fucking faggot didn't manage to suck a single cock this night. i'm dissapointed

Nice Story b/ro

>free crack
>free fellatio
>refuses

thank you kindly. finally I have a story worth greentexting. this thread has officially killed my panic attack feelsgoodman

this is like world war z but with gays and aids

a girl I used to hook up with in college just OD'd on crack yesterday. found out an hour before all this went down. weirdest fucking sunday night of my life

>again the speed of these fuckers
Fast zombies

>ok here we got kick his elbow in
>kick his elbow at the joint
>it unpainfully bends the natural way
>noeffect.tif

these were real thoughts and actions btw. my stupidity brings my life endless entertainment...at least for me