Be me edgemaster 13 yo

>Be me edgemaster 13 yo
>decide to get my sister to sleep with me
>fap to her daily
>once flashed cock to her
>she screamed and told mom
>got a beating
>groped her when she was asleep
>caught
>legit got a solid beating
>started fapping to mom

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not that evil just pedo

your mom should have aborted you, fucking dirtbag.
Treat women better, they should be protected, not treated like a sex object

>be in colleg
>there is this one humongous asshole
>bullies everyone constantly, even I were targeted
>one time tried to resist him, got a beating
>last straw.png
>find out his class shedules
>wait until break
>sneak inside the classroom, open his laptop
>asshole is stupid enough to not use passwords

>pull out my memory stick and hide a certain folder inside his computer
>cheese pizza
>send a pedophiliac comment via facebook
>dumb shit had password saved
>gets reported to authories, police finds the folder
>gets arrested
>everyone dislikes him
>his parents disowned him

>he an hero inside his cell
>lol

>be 11 year old me
>See nest of Canadian geese eggs
>Grab a big stick and smash them
>See the mother with the babies in her mouth later
> Feel kinda bad

Yeah I'm not a very evil person honestly

Kek good man

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Give us his name, liar.

Or, more accurately, come up with faintly plausible reason why you won't give name.

/Later...

Yeah. I thought so.

Literally none of this is true.

I sexually harassed a middle aged woman via text message when I was 11.

Especially the first line.

Should be
>be in mom's basement

getting bullied in college? Damn son, that's sad.

>You did good, user... you did good.

checked.

via text message? Truly the unsolvable crime.

Give details. What happened?

*colleg

His name was Rick Grimes

I came out to my parents despite being an only child

ahh grimey

I was having a casual relationship with a girl from a super religious family. She ended up getting pregnant after the condom broke once. She wanted to keep it and I made her get an abortion. I obviously paid for the procedure but I didn't go with her for it.

this didn't happen and you're most likely a teenager

>started fapping to mom

Kek

It's a good job you're here, pointing out the fucking obvious, innit?

>only a fool..

This makes you a good person if anything. You stopped her from ruining her life. So what if you weren't there.

It's a good job you're here, pointing out the user pointing out the fucking obvious, innit?

Everybody gives me shit for not going with her for the procedure.

>be 16 with a shitty car
>driving down south side Chicago
>see a bunch of niggers on a corner
>yell out "FUCKING NIGGERS"
>light turns green and I drive away
>they start chasing me
>one of them gets hit by a car
>not too hard but enough to make me lose my shit
>I drive home
My only regret is that more of them didn't get hit

It's a good job you're here pointing out the user pointing out the user pointing out the fucking obvious, innit?

Also groped my lil sis once. Didn't go to far and she didn't wake up. Was 18, she was 15.
I feel still horrible about it.

If that's evil, then I'm satan.
Go to "friends" house with other "friend"
Steal all his clothes and take his father's alcohol
Go to other friends house and drink
Too drunk, too young, omggg.jpg
Tell the friend, the one that owns the house, his dad raped him because he didn't care about him. Truly happened. Said it infront of everyone.
Get his sister drunk, both of them.
Sister's BF aka my best friend already passed out
We fooled around right next to him, too drunk to wake up.
Next day "friend" that got all his clothes and alcohol stolen was grounded for having bad friends for the rest of the summer.

It probably wasn't yours anyway. Religious girls are sluts.

The biggest pussy in the thread right here.

what's so bad about this

>>only a fool..
...doesn't finish his sentences.

>be me, 6
>be in swimming bath
>want to jump from the 3m diving board
>5yo girl in front of me
>she's afraid of the height
>I wait for what felt like hours
>was maybe just 2 minutes or so, I had no sense of time back then
>get enough of her shit
>push her down
>she falls 3 meters deep on water
>lands ungraceful, got hurt somehow
>jump down
>her mother runs at me, screaming, how could I push that little girl and shit
>shrug and say "I got pushed myself and grabbed for something to hold on"
>behind me in line was a 13yo boy
>the boy got a house ban for "pushing a child and hurting another"
>I got free icecream afterwards to "soften the shock"
>mfw

It's not THAT evil, now that I think of, but the only somehow evilest thing I could remember from my childhood

>was 11
>homeschooled, no friends
>want to feel like i have a social life, so i get the phone number of a friend of a friend of a cousin
>start texting, unaware it was actually her mother
>i honestly can't remember what i was taking about at first
>this goes on for about a day
>then i start getting weird and sexual because i'm an autismo kid
>not like i want to pound her, but just really cringy sexual humor that i probably learned from the internet
>i start saying i have dead hookers under my bed. i thought at the time i made it clear it was a "joke"
>apparently the audience didn't laugh
>after a while i get a call from a cop
>asks my name and i freak out. never been so scared in my life
>hang up and pretend everything will be ok
>live in constant paranoia for a few days trying to figure out what to do
>eventually mom finds out that the cops had been called on me from an off-handed comment from aunt since I guess she'd heard about it
>mom freaks out, i freak out that mom knows
>eventually mom gets in contact with a detective and makes clear that i'm not actually a serial killer
>i got off scot-free, but it kinda fucked me up and made me a lot more paranoid even to this day.
>also mom thought for a while and probably still thinks I'm some kind of sociopath. maybe i am.

Here comes the white knight to the rescue!

I once fapped to the whatsapp selfies of my female classmates, just because i could.

It's not that bad actually.

>being this retarded

>be me
>be in kindergarten
>ride a bike while playing outside
>some roastie I didn't like suddenly gets on my bike
>notonmywatch.gif
>bail from bike
>girl falls and starts crying
>gets taken to the hospital
>had to get some headwound glued
>mfw

This is a thread about evil things you've done, not autistic things.

>16
>white
>drinking with all white people
>black kid comes over (small minority where I live)
>tries to be cool
>drinks as much as possible all at once
>passes out
>friends are all in a circle talking, laughing
>one friend turns around, spots me
>"a-are you peeing on him, user?"
>All friends are in shock, I bust out laughing, still peeing, "Ha! YEAH!"
>Everyone joins in, all taking turns peeing on him
>Black kid transfers schools a month later.
I'm not racist, but I honestly could care less.

> I'm not racist, but I honestly could care less.
It's COULDN'T, you dumbfuck

> Grade 7 french class
> Sitting beside a kid who admittedly molested his cat
> Sharpen my pencil real sharp
> Hold it to the corner of his eye
> Call his name
> Turns his head and rams the lead like a quarter inch right into his eyeball.
> Oh no fucking way!
> Kid is now blind in his right eye

Already spotted the error, user.
Congrats you autistic fuck.

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>be me around 18
>broke as fuck
>fuck it still want to get drunk
>buddy and me break in neighbors basement
>drink a bottle of wine, steal some beers and a mid-tier whisky for later
>before we leave friend pisses in wine bottle
>we leave it there

Neighbors never brought it up, but thinking about his face when I imagine him opening the piss bottle still makes me chuckle.

>be me
>be selfish
>mom takes me to grandparents sometimes to see them
>always end up standing there awkwardly not saying anything for like an hour
>they're nice to me and give me candy and shit but all I can think of is how much I wanna go home and play vidya
>one time I find grammys peelz
>they're the capsule kind
>take a handful of them
>mom is in the living room talking to her
>say I'm gonna get an ice cream sandwich or some shit
>put peelz in her coffee pot while it's brewing
>they dissolve entirely
>she gets the coffee later
>drinks it but nothing happens
>stillwaiting.png
>we go home after like 2 hours and I'm pissed I had to stay the whole time
>find out 2 days later my grandma had a heart attack
>she had a weak heart from smoking and the pills were blood thinners
>didn't survive
>mfw

OP, you sound alot like my step brother, mom and stepdad keept me away from the fucker for years, this reminded me how much i wanted to find that cunt.

They're on the invasive list you fuck wit you have a legal right to smash thier eggs. You are Beta mate and you didn't even know it...

Kid deserved it. Who brags about molesting his cat?

I have peed in the following things of my gf's sister:
>orange juice
>eye drops
>shoes
>stereo amp
>laundry (clean)

Did i ask you about your brother?
Go fuck yourself

>be 15
>be asshole with asshole friends
>broke into private school that was locked up for the summer
>found the students' storage rooms
>stole loads of sports equipment
>pawned it all
>went out for steak dinner

Fair enough, but it felt evil at the time. I felt like a fugitive.

Fucked my former friend's ex who he was still desperately, obsessively in love with multiple times a week for about 2 years.

He never found out. We're not friends anymore basically because I got tired of him being a melodramatic little faggot all the time. If he did ever learn what I did, though, even today, he'd probably actually try to kill me.

Not OP, but I might be your step brother.
You want to find me to have gay sex with me, right?

>killed five kittens by jumping on them when I was three

This one time I got mad and I took a knife and...

You know those do not remove under penalty of law tags they put in mattresses? Well I cut one of 'em off. I got a bad temper.

AHHHHH! HAHA

Probably most evil thing ITT so far.
You literally killed your own grandmother. Fuck. Did anybody find out it was your fault?

Absolutely fucking gold.

>at girls basketball house party
>drunk, feel heavy diarrhea
>go to upstairs off limits bathroom
>letterrip
>finish up realize there's no toilet paper
>grab a white hand towel and wipe my disgusting creamy shit ass up with it
>Toss it into the sink cabinet behind some cleaning supplies
>girls basketball house wouldn't have a party for months
>when they did it was super private but I still got in cuz I knew people
>30 minutes into their parties they'd start freaking out frantically kicking out people and going full bitch mode on them

It never struck me that it was probably all my fault

sexobject? that is what they are men are made to make kids 24/7

Seriously?

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Hes not wrong though, just diffrent phrasing

Go fuck urself user, not even funny. The day i find that cunt, I'ma blow his fucking head off.

Yeah he's on par or worse than shovel dog.

lol no they just thought 'yeah she was old I guess it was gonna happen eventually'

felt a little bad when my mom cried, which was a lot, but other than that I don't care, we weren't close

> be at summercamp
> Aspie kid has fanny pack, relies on fanny pack
> Leaves fanny pack in common area
> Hide fanny pack
>Kek.jpg
> Aspie kid loses his shit
> Lol at aspie kid
> Couple hours later aspie kids parents show up
> Kid had "medication" in fanny pack
> Move fanny pack to trash can from hiding spot (inside a vending machine)
> "Find" fanny pack
> Councelors know I stole it, but no proof
> Try to ban me from Summercamp, call my parents
> Maintain innocence

Sorry, aspie kid. I was trying to be an edgy fuck :(.

Yeah, yeah blow me faggot.. I'll be waiting.
You say tomato I say tamoto.
TOMATO!
TAMOTO!
Gonna go fuck my cousin TOMORROW!

post ass

posted the nigger word on the internet

Any way u could tell me where u from?

>>At a party
>>Frat type dudes show up
>>Being early 20's drinking MGD bottles twist off caps
>>Only had a six pack and was hanging out by fridge
>>Frat bros try to take one of my beers
>>Said they were mine and to drink someone else's shit
>>Bros wander off pissed
>>Get idea
>>Start saving the caps
>>Take each beer I finish into the bathroom with me
>>Fill each empty bottle with my piss
>>Put cap back on
>>Put Piss Beer back in fridge in six pack holder
>>Repeat this process until whole six pack is drank and refilled as piss beer
>>Sit back and wait
>>Watch as one by one the beers start to disappear from the fridge throughout the night
>>MFW people drank my piss

That's fucking dark mate.

>Fat whale wants to fuck
>no
>Please????
>I SAID NO, dumb cunt..
>been going on for a year or so, but persistent as hell today.
>Fine... But only if you let me pee on you
>okay, but not the face, user
>pisses on her
>she goes off to take a shower, I have someone pick me up before she gets out
>Still not enough integrity to stop talking to me

Nah faggot, you play my games, not the other way around. Either man up or fuck off.

Ew no

That's really fucked up, bro.. Lol, so fucked up..

> dating girl for a while
> meet her family etc.
> her mom lives in a basement suite
> moms bf is sketchy mofo
> few month's pass
> she's crying, angry, distraught
> mothers bf had been molesting her little sister
> had even begun raping her when opportunity presented itself
> her sister is 8
> mothers bf is m.i.a. with warrant out
> gf agrees to have little sister sleep over until he is caught and mom moves
> few weeks go by
> little sister sleeps like a brick because she's on melatonin in Nyquil
> can't sleep otherwise.
> gf asks if I can watch her alone over the weekend while she settles her mother in a town over
> "sure.. She's pretty self sufficient anyhow."
> terrible thoughts invade my mind Friday night
> I make noise, prod the girl, literally try to wake her up..
> won't wake up.. Best response is grunts and shifts
> Saturday night
> I made sure she had a bit extra of the sleep aides..

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Hate those assholes

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How does it feel knowing you are a beta cuck?

>be me, 17
>gf is 16
>take her virginity
>it's like 3am because we have to sneak around, teenagers
>I pass out after I cum
>never finished her off

It was a huge night for her, but I just couldn't be bothered. She was all giddy and excited but I was too tired from that school sleep schedule, and it wasn't MY first time, so whatever.

lies
user probably locked his doors and rolled up his windows and faced the other way

>used to capture snakes and field mice
>the field mice were usually just stepped on
>snakes were uses as sacrifices
>placing a live snake in a sobe bottle full to the cap with gasoline
>it did fine fkr about a minute or two
>then it started vomiting blood and squirming
>it just stopped randomly and was dead

This is only one small instance of this, we would catch hundreds of snakes and mice and more than 90% were killed in some fucked up way. The other 10% got shot with a .22

Wincest?

That's hilarious.

c'mon

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Pfft.. She was already damaged goods by that point.

Molested sister, molested cousin and some other kids not sure it it fully counts because i was molested first and coxed into it but i convinced my friend to molest my sister. i've destroyed most of my friends lives to the point they are jobless depressed husks I've got some addicted to drugs then made fun of them for it and they are still hooked and suicidal. i don't know man i've just been fucking shit up all the time. why do you ask op?

bullsht would have gotten some sort of legal punishment and would have been expelled

I really hope you are the one you are pretending to be, cause I'm about to pull up nigger

> at party with qt3.14
> bong passed amongst bros in back room
> bong doesn't hit well
> bro going to clean it
> dumps bong water into cup
"Who can we get to drink this?"
> give cup to qt3.14
> smells it, drinks it
"What is it user?"
> didn't think she'd get past the smell
> mfw she drinks it
Instant regret. She was expecting me to look out for her, not fuck around highed up.
> rebounded: got her to drink vodka straight to get the taste out of her mouth
> she got trashed and sloppy. Takes me outside "for air"
> thinking I might get to play with some titties as I take her shirt off at the hood of my car
> mfw she straight up tries to rape me on the hood of my car
> I let it happen..

fake , pawned shit would have be traced back to school and you would have been a juvy bitch for a month or so

Why should they be protected if the are not sexual objects?
Don't tell you you actually think they are people user

That may be true, but at least I didn't download the same image twice.