Why do not you have a girlfriend? Sup Forums

Why do not you have a girlfriend? Sup Forums

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I do
A qt Russian

i do

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Cos I'm gay

Too much work rather have sex friends

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But user, you are my girlfriend

Rather fuck a table

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Hippopotable

Trying to level up enough first that I can find one who meets my powercouple standards.

Had one
Was a bitch
Now I fuck at the weekend

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Eau non potable

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Because the last time I asked a girl out, she made that sound you make when you see a dead puppy on the side of the road.

what sound do you make, when you see a dead puppy on the side of the road?

The long, sad 'Awww.'

Nice table collection. Some of them I would purchase

why

because i'm poor as fuck

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im schizotypal

why do not you type normally? /OP/

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Because they have girl germs

my wife would freak out

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this one looks awesome

Me too.

My lack of actually going outside or otherwise putting in effort

Just for you, user

Wouldn't be fair to her. I'm a massive fuckup. I gotta work on shit before it'd be remotely fair.

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If it wasn't called "moss-coffee-table" I'd have actually thought it was supposed to be a mini forest.
Thanks for showing all these tables user, they're pleasing to look at.

Just for me?! Well Sir, I feel honoured! Now shove a Banana up your ass

Because I'm married... Having a girlfriend would be frowned upon.

Deadliest table in the Nile

I do

where are those fucking tables? im waiting

because i have a cute boyfriend already. not sure he'd appreciate me having a girlfriend on the side!!

She moved across the country and didn't wanna do long-distance so she broke up with me.

Real life lolis are frowned upon.