Why do not you have a girlfriend? Sup Forums
Why do not you have a girlfriend? Sup Forums
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I do
A qt Russian
i do
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Cos I'm gay
Too much work rather have sex friends
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But user, you are my girlfriend
Rather fuck a table
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Hippopotable
Trying to level up enough first that I can find one who meets my powercouple standards.
Had one
Was a bitch
Now I fuck at the weekend
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Eau non potable
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Because the last time I asked a girl out, she made that sound you make when you see a dead puppy on the side of the road.
what sound do you make, when you see a dead puppy on the side of the road?
The long, sad 'Awww.'
Nice table collection. Some of them I would purchase
why
because i'm poor as fuck
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im schizotypal
why do not you type normally? /OP/
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Because they have girl germs
my wife would freak out
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this one looks awesome
Me too.
My lack of actually going outside or otherwise putting in effort
Just for you, user
Wouldn't be fair to her. I'm a massive fuckup. I gotta work on shit before it'd be remotely fair.
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If it wasn't called "moss-coffee-table" I'd have actually thought it was supposed to be a mini forest.
Thanks for showing all these tables user, they're pleasing to look at.
Just for me?! Well Sir, I feel honoured! Now shove a Banana up your ass
Because I'm married... Having a girlfriend would be frowned upon.
Deadliest table in the Nile
I do
where are those fucking tables? im waiting
because i have a cute boyfriend already. not sure he'd appreciate me having a girlfriend on the side!!
She moved across the country and didn't wanna do long-distance so she broke up with me.
Real life lolis are frowned upon.