20

>20
>live in a basement
>quit my job
>no car
>no friends
>all the time in my life

>what do Sup Forums

Rip out the dick catchers

We meet again...

Why did you quit your job, user?

lose the snake bites and grow up.

nice gets
It was a retail job at the DG for 7.25 an hour, while i dislike my life, i dont dislike it THAT much.

i recently got them, always wanted them, they are kind of annoying as hell.

nice cock rings you got in your face

Join the french foreign legion

they don't take faggots

there ya bastards

Boy you are fat

okay. now never put them in ever again.

MFW

Cutie

Would you let this girl fart on your balls?

where u from?

context is key, like just in public, lady walks up and farts on my crotch?

Pennsylvania my dude.

>get camera
>pay homeless men to beat each other up
>upload videos to youtube or but public access show and show the videos off to old people awake at 2 am
>spice the videos up by having 12 homeless people engage in battle royale across an entire park, give both of them hatchets, light then on fire, get them naked, etc
>eventually make a name for yourself
>have either lucrative youtube channel or tv show
>change your name to rodney tha hobo master
>live happily ever after knowing the streets run red with the blood of homeless people

i have a good webcam, and a good usb mic. but as for a legit camera. Shits to expensive.

No, you're in private, and she asks you. And I'm talking about that girl in particular.

Shower
Get a new job
Try exercising
Move out

Fuck man, i dont know. Maybe.

im freshly showered though.
i agree with 3/4 of it though

She's 13 in that

become a nurse.

good pay, lots of lonely horny chicks.

and get a reasonable haircut. Jeezus.

Why can't you look like this guy?

well in that case, Fuuuuuuu no

muh hair.

agree with this guy,cut it a little shorter then get sidecut's and have it go to the side and backwards, might fit you well

Do you have a relatively new phone? You could also get a shitty camera but as you make more money you could get a new one. I'm telling ya rodney hobo fights is where its at

HAHAHAHA KILL YOURSELF FUCKING FAT UGLY FAGGOT

EAT A DICK

Lol bullshit, you would if you knew you wouldn't get caught

Nah dude. the absolute cut off age for people still in school is 16. anything before that, may as well have sex with an Asian guy.

Barring getting hobos to kill each other. what kind of content could i do thats watchable on a budget.

>may as well have sex with an Asian guy

Explain?

short, flat and inexperienced

Go hang out with your... Oh wait.

Take a drive to Denv... Oh yeah no car.

Go drinki... You have no job so no money.


You useless sack of shit.

Candle/soap making videos
Creepypasta narrations
Cooking tutorials
Facetiming the boss baby
Minecraft parodies of popular songs

"Alright user, I'm ready"

THUS why im on Sup Forums asking what in gods name do i do. Fuck, im trying to sell some of my stuff for $$ as we speak.

Gah, ive thought about creepypasta shits, but it seems to easy to work. Who knows, maybe ill be the next mutahar.

Hey fat slob

yo homie

Why are you such a fat slob?

uh, genetics. Crappy upbringing, negligence.
Atleast i weigh less than i did in senior year.
Actually pretty okay with myself now.

Genetics? Kek.

Upbringing? You're 20 now

>Pennsylvania

Eastern, Western, or Central?

are you bi?

like 10 minutes from altoona. Pretty sure thats central. Not positive.

Nah. to each their own though.

Do you have any favorite subjects or aspirations? I suggest at least learning as much as you can about business so you can understand how to not get fucked financially as well as making a profit on your ideas. Of course, you have to bust your ass.

Dude I went to Penn State Altoona kek

Hey listen to me

Live the dream fagott

you forgot how i put negligence in there.
Im not motivated enough to lose the fat i accumulated in my life.

is the dream an hero?
What is 'the dream'?

>10 minutes from altoona
Nice. Pittsburgh area here....

Rate me

matthew lillard b-side/10

This seems like a growing trend with Millennials.

b-side?

Go get a gf or rather a bf on flirtchan you useless cunt.

Sell some drugs, buy a good car. And do some traveling around man. :)

What is it with living in a basement?

Suit up! Be awesome.

try all that when youre 26

shit sucks. I wish the was a pill to make you tranquil like they do in DA

or one that would give you the courage to off yourslef that would help too

Spend the time learning and get a job that complements your education you autist