/cric/

>tfw no Zara gf

Australia 429/9 (130 ov) v Pakistan
Last Wicket: PSP Handscomb 105 (240b 10x4 1x6) SR: 43.75
England 68/2 (29 ov) v India
Lunch

/gong/

pak all out for 150 today

/shire/

fugg made ids gedding preddy hod :D :D

gont forged the sungream and sunnies made :D :D

I have a feeling Bird will bowl well.

t. Mrs Bird

Hazelwood and stark will destroy

t. My old man

I need to poop

Kek he won't

>wade

just knocked off boys

Only 31 here on the best coast m8.

How many did you make cum?

>Zara
Meh as fuck

double story units being built on my back fence, there will be a special place in hell for you tradies mark my fucking words

YEAH STARC.

Just bought a shitty bike from the 80s off gumtree lads ama

>tradies

Blame your local council. All full of property developers.

>Pakis 1 down

Into the tail now lads

Just sold a shitty bike from the 80s on gumtree ama

The only Paki who can catch is Khawaja

did it run lad?

yeah im just memeing, luckily looks like like there's no windows looking into our yard and they are a few metres back, my other neighbour copped it much worse but hes a cunt so im glad

Fuckin barely m8. Just holdin' together these days.

Sucks though. Probably gonna have some Indians constantly staring into your backyard.

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Hazlewood is literally the best pink ball bowler in the world prove me wrong you can't

Can you ask the umpire if the batsman hit the ball when considering reviewing an LBW

He's not GARRYYYY

He's just as fucking bad

Look at guys like Panesar too. I'm convinced Asians are genuinely unable to field for whatever reason. It goes beyond coaching.

Underdeveloped eyesight maybe? It's ridiculous how many have glasses.

The northern ghost bat might be my favourite bat

My favourite is Crobat.

Back to facebook

That's not so much of a subcontinental thing. Doesn't stop the Indians from being great batsmen either

>Implying that didn't start in /cric/

thinking about going to JB and buying legion

>Niice Garry

Is Nathan Lion related to Tiger Woods?

>chants of Garry

> 400 posts
> 1.9 individual posters

> Good evening, welcome to a special 40 minute news due to the cricket

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Gonna watch the last session with a mate smoking some weed. Gonna do a shot for each "nice gary"

It's good do it

>Gonna do a shot for each "nice gary"

Rest In Peace

thanks mate, fuck it im doing it

Don't use your boost until you check your server pops though. I made the mistake of sticking to my old server that ended up being something like 11:1 in favour of alliance

>There are still people who unironically play WoW

India are 2.0 right now if you guys want some free money

Driving from Sydney to Geelong with my brother ama

Who gave the first gobbie?

I'm the younger one so me

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE GAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAA

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What is the most patrician day of a test match and why is it day 2?

my life is boring as fuck desu

Day 3 is where tests are usually decided. Day 3 is crunch time and usually where it gets to "do or die" for whichever team's on the back foot.

>bullshit

what did he mean by this?

Wow how fresh are you?

It's not dude. Most tests are decided day 2

cum on aussie cum on

Nathan Lyon can be the trump for Australia... Under Lights he is bowling superbly and testing the Left hander's Technique .. Aslam shouldn't play too much sweep shots against Lyon .. He should play straight as much as possible

2 shots of vodka, 2 of rum
Having a break lel

Could really use a nice refreshing VB right now. Nothing better than an ice cold Victoria Bitter whilst watching the cricket

Nice, Gary.

But nothing better? Not even shitting on the couch while watching your cardoons?

1 000 000 hours in paint.net

Someone I used to play with bought it for me, to convince me to come back.

It's solid, but still more of the same.
Questing is good, and I like the class halls, but max level with a bit of gear there's really not a ton to keep aiming for, as before.
Without PvP gear there's nothing there except the fun of fighting others, too.

kek you're probably a few litres behind already

Brave lad for even taking on such a monumental challenge

noooooo Babar

Perhaps you should substitute shots of spirits with sips of an ice cold VB.

HAZZLEGOAT

HAZZLE FUCKING GOAT BOYS

OH MY FUCK

GOAT

'ere we go

JOSH HAZLEWOOD HAS GOT A HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY

HAZLEWOODS ON A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY

ogre

>The Pakistani "Cricket" Team

PAKISTAN COLLAPSES

I had not even heard of younis kahn really lol, he has stats like tendulkar almost

NOT YET HE HASNT

HAZLEGOAT GONNA BE BETTER THAN MCGRATH

SCREENCAP THIS

Hazlegod

More like literally who?nis kahn am i rite?

Niiiice, Joshie!

oooooh

More like shit kahnt

fuck pakistan nuke comes soon

Aaahhhhh

oh yeah now you want an autograph, little cunts

Shouldn't you have an Indian flag for that?

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It was actually a paki flag with fuck india nuke comes soon

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Misbah has a jew nose

Is Armnart Dhawan related to Yuwain Dhawan related to Izeed Dhawan related to Shikhar Dhawan

dat casual racism

where is Chikhan Dinah?