Empty house. What do?

Empty house. What do?

Shit on the carpet. Time stamp results.

> Timestamp 5 january
Okay user you moron

this, then wipe ass with that piece of paper then post pic

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It's the Eurocuck date you uncultured tit

May 1st retard

Open utensil drawer and jerk off on all spoons.

Post on Facebook that youre havin a houseparty. Of no one comes you are a lonely fuck. If a couple of people come, hold on to them they are your only friends. If a lot of people come, you are a king, but that's not the end get some bitches drunk and post their nudes to this thread.

okay amerilard

Who else lives with you OP?

Insert everyone's tooth brush head in ass post pics then put back in bathroom
Smear cum on all door handles post pic

Show your mom or sister's panty drawer

cum in your moms pillowcase

Show us someone's dirty panties.

Op dead or what

RE roll

Take a dump in the yard, blame it on a dog

Hold on im jacking it

This.

Cum on the TV

OP here btw

We wait

Tidy up, faggot.

Better be on ur moms toothbrush or something faggot

find things to put in your ass

Deep clean the bathroom as a nice gesture.
Probably needs it anyway eh?

rollio

Wait, are we rolling or something? Dubs? Trips? What?

Don't even know. Ops probably a b8 fag

i actually used to do this as a kid watching FashionTV.

This
Also
Rolling!

There home. I can't beat off now. What now?

Kill yourself for a waste of a thread and trips.

play Black Sabbath real loud

Murder them and continue. Obviously.

Go in your room and jerk it to traps

I'll get a quick pic of bras and shit. Hold on

Who lives with you?

Gay op is gay

That's a 38C.
Mom, dad, brother

THEIR

G e t cccompletely nekkid

Catfish some dudes, but give them your real address.

Post vids as they come by.

If you put on a skirt and blow them, that is gay bro. You should fight these pedos!

Oh yes, you are 15 in the catfish persona.

Hang on a second, just going to DOX this

They're. Moron

THEY'RE
OP give use some clothed pics of your mom

So what did you get?

Make yourself a sandwich, set it on the burners of the stove, turn on the fire and burn down the house using a fucking Sandwhich. DO IT FAGGOT!

Raid sisters room

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look for mom's sex toys

Sister doesn't live with me.

that's so sad :(