Are there any movies about being a 23 year old kissless hugless hangholdless virgin ?

Are there any movies about being a 23 year old kissless hugless hangholdless virgin ?

Dude, sex isn't even that big of a deal.

Sometimes I get the urge to have sex. So I go out to the club, find a girl, bring her home, fuck the shit out of her and you know what? In the morning I kinda feel empty. That can be offset by morning sex, sure, but then the girl is gone and you're left exactly the same as you were before, except you came in a vagina or over a girls face or whatever.

I want a gf with whom I can watch movies, smoke weed, go to the beach, hold hands and shit. I'm a bit sick of one night stands or hooking up with a girl a couple of times and then never seeing her again. I need a relationship about now.

If I'm good looking enough to pick up a hot and pretty girl for a one night stand, why am I not attractive enough to find a gf. When I'm out I don't go home with nothing less than a 7.5, but I'm looking for a gf so I'd settle for a 6 as long as she's fun to hang out with, good in bed and a decent person.

I know we all like to meme like we're virgins but there's no way you can make it that far without getting a kiss

or a hug or hold hands

get in space you worthless fat blob and you will fuck

What did he mean by this?

I havent

Does this apply the same why to girls? Just asking.

>lost mine at 24
>been a normie ever since

way*

no

*shape

I've clearly stopped caring what people think of me long ago

>there's no way you can get that far without a kiss
Then how did I do it?

don't worry bruh, by the time you hit 30 you'll stop giving a fuck

Good man but you should still try and better yourself.

Nah

sadly you can. no girl has ever shown even the slightest interest in me

Any movies about what comes before "kinda weird"? I'd like to see something for the "All my sexual partners have been at least 20 years older than me" crowd, based on child rape statistics we can't be that small a demographic.

you have to go back

>16
>Perfectly well adjusted
kek

Anyway, I lost my virginity at 20 but I doubt it would have made a difference if I lost it a year or two later.

Cry me a river

Being 100%, non-memeing here, I'm a 24-year old virgin. Done every base but all the way.

I grew up in an extremely religious household, and pretty much forwent every sexual opportunity until I was about 22. Problem being, by that time I was pretty much wrapping up with college and had blown those HS golden years of sexual discovery.

Sometimes I'm pretty fucking bummed about it, I feel like I missed out a lot in life, but it's also taught me a lot and given me perspective. And even though the chances are low, it is nice not worrying about STD's/STI's. No ejaculation is worth any of that.

So in the meantime, I'm just bettering myself. Reading more, learning more, lifting more, it's been really cathartic. I'd recommend the rest of you virgin senpai to not give up, love yourself first. You have to do that before you can share it with someone else.

Don't worry about the fucktards that put you down, life is a ride. Enjoy it.

What a fucking gay thread

How many years without sex make you a virgin again?

I'm coming up on 2 years now. I'm scared I wont know how to fuck soon.

>years

It's 6 months

Going without sex is harder for non virgins than for virgins m8

Yeah I was child sexed too user and I've never understood this obession anyone who wants to or did lose their virginity at a "healthy age" have with virginity. I lost it at 7 and I don't feel like a winner.

Because ur an arrogant enough cunt to rate urself and the women u fuck. The girls at the bars are drunk and probably are in the morning.. chances are your probably less of a cunt when ur drunk aswell.


Tldr
Ur a cunt

No one cares bozo

Fuck off bitter virginfag, he's right it isn't a big deal, fapping is more pleasurable.

>Dude

Delete all Reddit.

Just go to the Phillipines or Thailand.

Just go out, get some cheap brown pussy, and shut the fuck up.

No, female virginity is considered virtuous. Male virginity is considered pathetic and is instant grounds for ridicule (even if you're a priest or something).

>It's the daily fat virgin self-pity thread

so fucking gay

get some willpower and stop watching so much fucking porn...you are obviously addicted

>mfw a bunch of argies looking for cheap sex got raped by traps in Thailand
dumb argieniggers

Same, I just wanted to get it over with but once I did, it was really eh. Besides, basically anyone can lose their virginity if they really want to with all the apps today for it. Just keep lowering your standards until you find someone that will fuck you and won't give you a disease. Or at least not a deadly disease.

I wasnt even disagreeing with him u idiot it was more about his point of wanting gf which is far better than . tugging alone in your basement u silly neckbeard.

25 lost my virginity at 19 probably been through 40 girls since then most average. Few ones im ashamed of and a few im proud of

Finding a proper girlfriend at a club is almost impossible. Friends' friends are the best oportunity if you want something more meaningful.

I truly adore the hilarious sarcastic veil on Sup Forums, and I do partake in it constantly. Despite everyone's constant and endless bitching, Sup Forums is still one of the goddamn funniest places on the planet. But sometimes it really helps to be just real with people.

I can say, it's a lot more meaningful when someone is sincere on Sup Forums vs anywhere else. And I realize doing so goes counter-culture to the general vibe here, but idgaf. If it helps someone fucking live life and break out of the fog of mediocrity, so be it.

This is my fetish

i live for benis in bagina :DDDD

getting STDs is your fetish?

>Thread is for requesting movies about virgins
>42 replies in -still 0 movie recommendatioms
The fuck are u guys talking about,just recommend some movies ffs..

beacuse this is a self-pity thread lad

Then recommend one faggot

>goes to whorehouse
>wonders why all girls there are whores

I was kissless until 18 and virgin until 20.

Now I'm 24 and have qt gf wtith T H I C C ass and we fuck all the time

Don't underestimate ugliness

bro, high school is not the time for sexual self-discovery, despite what r9k will have you believe. you missed out on nothing.

Any movie about Jesus. Died a virgin at age 33 or 35. That's a fairy tale though. *tips*

Original Star Wars trilogy. Nobody has sex. Luke ends the series a virgin without a hand. Another fairy tale though.

Full disclosure: 39 yr old virgin who holds down a steady job but never scored. Also have a nice painful chronic condition in my dick called Interstitial Cystitis that I managed to give myself from self abuse for being a virgin.