First blowjob story thread

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>kissed
>hand slid down pants
>jerked me of
>got bj
all these fucking beta cucks dont know how to get a bj while i got my first bj at age 15
fucking faggots

>be 15
>make out for an hour
>jerks me off for 10 minutes
>finally put her mouth on it
>three pumps and blow down her throat
>she wasn't expecting it so soon
>coughs/gags/heaves cum all over my stomach

never got one off her again

sauce of girl?

sounds about right

>be 16
>second ever gf
>christian farmer girl in school uniform
>jerking me off with her head on my chest
>start to thrust hips upwards in a gesturing motion
>seems to work ash she goes for it
>blow my full load down her throat, dirty slut swallowed every last drop
>christians xD

I find blowjobs are overrated either that or my partner is not good at them

>14 years old
>walking home from friends
>shorcut through park
>ran into people from school
>2 girls and one guy
>they are drunk
>guy recognizes me from class
>end up hanging out with them
>on playground
>girl starts showing off tits
>32DD
>girl gets naked
>everyone fingers girls
>guy and other girl start fucking
>girl with big tits offers bj
>gets bj
>girl uses teeth becasue drunk
>girl offers sex
>i say no because i was a virgin
>girl is now a suicide girl
One of the biggest regrets i have is turning her down

>16
>Celebrating birthday at night club 21+( Family has connection)
>Have a table with 6 ltr vodka, dom p bottles and cristal
>Hot blonde 22year old gold digger
>give her drinks, dance, grinds me
>Im hard she reaches back and grip my cock threw my pants
>Grabs my arm, takes me to the toilet's
>Go in stall, gets on her knees
>Sucks my cock and strokes it.
>Cum within a couples mins
>has load in mouth
>Chick walks back up stairs cum in her mouth
>Smiles at my older rich as fuck brother
>Opens mouth licks finger and swallows
>Cue slow clap and high fives.

Is that Ivanka Trump? wtf?

Some pics i found of her

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Another one

>13
>take girl to the woods
>we make out
>ask her to suck my dick
>she says no
>keep asking until she agrees
>she blows me for an hour until I cum on her face
>she tells her friend and it gets out at school and everyone thinks I'm a creep

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>be 17
>first sexual relationship
>she gets her rag, doesn't want to fuck
>I'm horny
>without saying anything she just slides down and puts my dick in her mouth
>omg, unreal feeling
>her hair is tickling my tummy
>having your know tongued for first time is fucking intense!
>tell her I'm about to cum. No idea what's going to happen. Is she going to pull it out? Cim?
>she just keeps sucking. Cum about 10 fucking squirts into her mouth. Jumping and twitching all over the bed like I'm being electrocuted.
>She swallows it all. Leaves my dick clean.
>Feel like a porn star
>God I miss her. She was crazy though so the sex was good but the life was stressful.

It's a fucking vagina with a tongue and you can cum in it and not worry about her getting pregnant. The fuck is wrong with you?

>be 16
>gf is shy innocent 13 year old emo girl
>starts getting sexual with me so keep going with it
>decide to cuddle at a movie theater
>shows up in heels and leggings with a short skirt
>ooshit.png
>make out during shitty movie
>start sliding my hand in her inner thigh
>no reaction
>wtf.png
>start to finger her
>she doesn't move much
>fuk.avi
>whip dick out after 10 minutes of trying to finger her
>grabs it in her hand and loosley pulls it
>godamnit.jpg
>asks if she should put her mouth on dick
>wewlad.png
>starts slowly licking the shaft and boner level goes from 6 to 10.
>she's going too fucking slow and is too soft but it works
>realize old person knows what's going on two seats down and get dirty look
>smile at them and look away nervously, barley able to keep boner before she sucks harder and causes me to nearly blow
>tell her to do that again and she starts going slow so can't get there
>she grabs my dick and I put my hand over hers and "assist her" while more or less jacking her off with my hand because that was the longest fucking 15 minutes ever
>Get up and go clean the mass ammount of cum she got on my hoodie
>Friend notices jizz on hoodie and high fives me for getting head to shitty movie
>Always became known as that one friend who got his dick sucked to a shitty xmas movie.

>after work
>girl i made out with once wants to make out more
>raining outside, go in my car
>get pretty into it
>she undoes my shorts and goes all in
>feels amazing
>cum in her mouth after a minute
>cum too much, she can't handle it, spits a lot out
>she gets angry that i didn't say i was cumming
>10 seconds later starts to jerk me off

best blowjobs I ever got were from this girl, still holds true 10 years later

>Be 11
>Have good friend want to go trick or treating
>He asks if I want to bring other friend with us since she was new to school
>whynot.jpg
>All heading out for fun
>Kind of bored
>Friend asks if we want to do a dare for all his candy
>whynot.jpg 2.0
>Tells her to suck my jelly bean behind this house
>Jelly bean grows to Lima bean status
>She agrees
>Fuck yes
>She gets down on knees and has all 3cm in her mouth
>Feels good man

So that was the first time but she tried again a few hours later. We had fun that night.
mfw

>am 14
>trying to hit up my friend's girl's friend
>friend's girl messaged me saying her friend wouldn't be interested in me but she is
>say she was going to break up with my friend anyways
>young dumb me figures "well if she is gonna break up with him anyways what's it matter?"
>didn't realize at the time that women are just manipulative cunts and she probably wouldn't have broken up with him if I didn't say yes
forgot to mention she is fat but I was so sick of not getting any that I didn't care at the moment
>me and her go bowling with a couple of her friends
>eventually we go to the side of a walmart and she sucks me off
>she isn't even good at it so I have to get myself off
aftermath
>next day she messages me wanting to be my GF
>tell her not looking for a GF but I'll do a fwb kinda thing
>she says okay
>mix of disgust about her weight/guilt about taking friends guilt sets in though
>tell her I don't want to have sex and make up some bullshit about how I am afraid the condom will break
>she gets all pissed off and tells me I have a small dick (funny because she is legally a pedophile in my state considering our ages)
>ignore her
>a few days later she wants me to fuck her in the ass
>horny so I seriously consider it
>she wants me to hang out with her and her friends though
>say no
>she starts talking about how much an asshole I am blah blah blah
>block her number and facebook and never speak to her again

I still have never had sex. Women are the devil tho

>be 18
>this fucking whore wanted the dick
>she gave me head
>didn't cum because was bad af
>went home and cried after going to see starwars

>be me
>be 14
>Moved in with my dad because my mom was a psycho bitch
>Go to Yucaipa High School
>Just a bunch of Christian girls that were ready to be fucked
>new kid at school so kind of awkward but be working out and taking steroids at the time so swole
>Get put into cool programming class
>Cool teacher basically know everything it was super easy
>after that lunch
>my dad's girlfriend at the time had a daughter that went there too
>hang out with her at lunch so I don't be left alone
>pretty cool place
>start working on homework while talking to kind of step sis
>one grade higher than me
>finish homework bell rings
>PE ez
>Final Class Freshman Seminar
>sit next super cute weeb emo grill one year older than me
>we talk over the next few weeks and get to know eachother
>She has never fucked or anything
>big family problems tho
>go over to her house one day and spend night
>don't do anything that night except kiss a bit
>next time I come over we make out and grope
>3rd night I come over she is all over me
>we 69 for a bit
>she gets off of me and gets on her knees and chokes down my cock
>best feeling ever
>I cum without warning because first time
>First squirt she recoils penis pops out
>second squirt goes right in her eye
>third straight on her face
>final squirt on her chest
>felt so good

>be 17
>kinda drunk
>get my cock sucked
>fucking teeth

*taking friends GIRL

I noticed a trend in this thread. Most girls are so bad at blow jobs you just end up jerking yourself off.

>be 14
>have gf same age, quite a slut
>go to her house
>parents leave and were alone
>start making out
>start fingering her and undress her
>she starts jerking me off, then she gets on her knees and sucks me off
>bj was pretty bad
>we fucked afterwards

Sup Forumsros before hos. You don't deserve pussy.

>be 16
>gf comes over after school while parents are home
>been dating 3 months, she wants to watch a movie
>interstellar just came out
>movie starts and we are cuddling and shit
>30 mins into the movie i kiss her
>she likes it
>start slowly making out and lightly grabbing tits
>she says she is feeling pretty dirty too and rubs my dick
>slowly she crouches under my desk and starts giving me a handjob
>starts sucking my dick at the no time for caution sequence
>interstellar will never be the same


probably the crowning moment of my life

>be 17
>holiday in the netherland with friends
>girl from the neighbor holiday flat comes over
>we smoke pot and drink some beer
>i make out with her in my sleeping room
>i get my dick sucked

>be me
>17 y/o arab
>country where holding hands in public is illegal
>had a gf for 2 years anyway anyway (still with her)
>on a date one day and with a couple of friends
>gf and i walk alone for a bit
>spot a deserted house that was being constructed
>we go in
>start making out, touching.
>she asks if i wanna try. ofcourse
>was pretty bad and dark, teeth game strong
>she got the hang of it pretty quick
>finished. went back to friends
>got dinner and went home. :)

I was actually kinda similar lol. Had a christian gf, when we first got to touch ourselves there she tried to make fucking bj instead of using her hand. I stopped her tho cuz I was "decent boy" back then. Soon I figured bj is bj and from that day on she was a semen demon. She was swallowing every last bit of it, very durable(sometimes we easily went through like 10 or 20 minutes) and at the beginning very eager - I would drag her to bedroom and make her blow me like 4 times a day and she knowing what is going up was actually happy to suck me. I sincerely believe she loved to suck my dick.

And she was a christian with believeing in all that stuff, going to church each sunday and so on. lol

>be 19
>have physics (Mechanics) final that I'll probably fail in the morning
>texting 40 year old woman who I've known online for like 8 years, StarCraft/Diablo1/2 days
>go over to her place to "study"
>only study for like 5 minutes, just talking
>tickling turns into kissing
>lick suck her nipples
>She'd go all the way if I wanted, but I was a virgin and was a bit nervous
>get blowjob instead
>She sucks me like a 40 year old who knows how to suck a dick, for about 45 minutes
>took 45 minutes because I jacked off too much and it's hard to cum
>let me blow it in her mouth and swallowed it
>go home at 4 am feeling dirty, don't wake up for physics final

The first few times I did anything sexual I always felt dirty, don't know why

Btw I forgot to add that was the first time we met IRL. Even though I was sexting a lot and photos, the real thing was different. Amazing of course

>be me
>hungry, so I decided to look for food.
>look in fridge
>look in pantry
>look in fridge
>something caught my eye
>this beautiful young cantaloupe
>SoRipe.jpg
>Its giving me a look
>flirt back (now that I think about it, I think I winked with both eyes)
>I pick it up with one swift moment
>Im feeling it up
>get idea
>microwave this bitch
>shes into it
>take her out. so nice. so warm.
>take out my spaghetti covered Swiss army knife and pop its cherry
>next thing I know Im on my back and it's going ham
>I can't feel my legs
>oh god its so warm
>ShesOnThatPlanB
>Blow my massive load
>its seeds were everywhere
>were still good friends, it was a while back
>I heard its going for a doctorate
>Pic related Its her.

>be me
>my 13th birthday w/ gf
>commence succ
>only lick
>tongue like sandpaper
>laughs at 4 inch 13 y/o dick
>best friend was sitting on the floor in the room the whole time, kek.

Still the best experience i had at 13

>be 17
>chat with this 18 yo girl who lives a few cities away
>get to know eachother more and more
>have a date
>keep in contact after that
>talk about our preferences
>next time we meet she wears a schoolgirl outfit, I spank her and eat her out
>she gives me my first BJ later
>feels good

>be 18
>meet this 17 year old through some friends
>wow look at her
>small A cups, firm petite ass
>talk to her from time to time
>meet and drink sometimes
>get close, she gets drunk and gets touchy, likes hugging and random grabbing
>one time really drunk at my place
>loose shirt on her, basically see her small titties through the neck hole
>get hard
>she notices
>everything leads to her being topless and blowing me
>barely fits me into her small mouth, but tries very hard, chokes a lot
>first bj, nervous, but very sensitive and hard
>can't hold longer than like 10-15mins
>diamonds
>cum what seemed the biggest in her mouth
>releases everything to drip on her chin and chest
>she liked it
>repeat later without drinks for n times

proud of you user

nc2l?

Im with 18 yo slut I knew from high school, we Netflix and chill, cuddle, I ask for BJ, she says maybe after we cuddle, then I get succ

>.gif
>no actual gif, fucccccccccccc
the fuck is this shit???

>Smoked a Blunt with GF
>Here comes your birthday present
>First time a girl touchedmy pew wie
>Slides down and sucked my dick
Best feeling ever

Agreed user ... rather vag any day.. better than nothing but definately don't like them.. my girls bad too very toothy

I was 14-our neighborhood slut she was 16. She was always showing her tits to us boys and jerking us off, blowing us and we must of all fucked her at one time or another

>be 20 yrs old virg nervous af
>girl rly likes me for some reason
>real fuckin cute and petite
>massive tits
>she always wanted to try deepthroat and make it sloppy
>my first bj experience ends with runny makeup and spit and cum all over her face
shit was cash man, felt like a porn star

>pew wie
WHY?!

/r/thathappened

>

For a little sex creep pervert like me this is painful to read, I admit.

>16
>gf making out with me in parents bed
>i look at my cock
>she looks at my buldge
>sticks hand down there
>she tugs and doesn't really know what she's doing
>teeth and shit
>couldn't cum
>ended up feeling bad
few more blowjobs later we got more comfortable and i could actually cum

Damn got any more pics?

if she/he would actually use suction you would say otherwise

It is literally the best kind of feeling your penis can experience. If you don't like it is ALWAYS because the girl giving them to you is terrible at them.

>1994
>be me, 17
>we kissed
>i played with her tits
>she went down there
>sucked on it for a bit
>felt good but no orgasm
>after a few minutes of that, came back up to kiss me
>virgin me was ok with that

Apparently a blowjob was oral sex only if an orgasm was involved. And for some reason she wasn't okay with that.

Spoiler alert: she was just being manipulative.

>16 years old
>my cute 14 yr old cousin has crush on one of my friends
>my friend talked her into touching our dicks
>she was curious about how they kept growing and he suggested she kiss it and lick it
>wasnt long before she was sucking ( not very good at firsts) him and then me
>she got much better with practice

after about 30 bjs iv only cum from them 3-4 times max
its overrated bullshit
id much rather fuck some pussy than get blown

>threw my pants

On the dance floor? Where did she throw them?

Dubs of truth nigga

is it bad that I don't remember my first one. I had a steady girlfriend at the time, and I'm sure it happened. But we had sex before I got an actual blowjob.

>Be 15
>First GF
>Making out for 2 Hours
>Blue Balls
>She sticks hand in pants
>Jerks me off
>Pulls dick out
>'Wow user, youre uncut, thats p cool, never seen one before'
>Starts blowing me
>Deepthroat because her last boyfriend had a much smaller cock
>Jerks me off to finish
>Farthest I've ever cum

Retard.

faggot that cant contain himself
probably a 2 pump chump

>be 12
>younger sister who is 14 comes home on e
>no one else home
>she touches me as a joke
>touch quickly turns into tickling
>don't do anything
>she sucks me off

Seven years, two months, and the days from now: THAT will be the crowning achievement of your life.

*THREE days. Fuck my phone.

>Steroids at 14
How's the babydik?

>be 11
>hanging out in the ditch
>meet older boy
>we decide to explore a tunnel
>kicking back the the tunnel
>he asks "ever seen another man's dick "
>nope
>pull out our dicks
>ever touch another man's dick?
>no
>touch his dick and he sucks mine
>came
>too chicken to suck his
>never see him again

how is it your younger sister if you were 12 and she was 14

*younger one of two sisters

Nope they are terrible. What's the point. if your going to suck my dick why not just have sex? BJs are a shitty consolation prize.
Dubs of lies

>Be 14 and just stick my dick in my GF's mouth because she wasn't getting there fast enough

>>she grabs my dick and I put my hand over hers and "assist her" while more or less jacking her off with my hand

WTF I'm confused

Not an argument.

>go to catholic school
>16 at the time
>get home with gf
>we start making out on the couch as usual
>1 hour before parents get home
>puts hands down my pants and asks if she can
>yeah sure
>sucks me off from flacid to erect
>DID NOT EXPECT
>diamonds but a bit nervous
>3 minutes go by
>user i cant take this anymore
>okay sorry
>pulls down panties but leaves skirt on
>grabs my dick and starts rubbing it on her pussy
>so fucking wet
>slips it in slowly dipping it in and out
>sits on it facing me
>tits in my face pussy on my dick grabbing ass
>no complaints here
>riding for 15 minutes
>feelsgoodman
>realise im about to cum
>baby
>she hops off and starts sucking again
>cum in her cute lil mouth
pic related her body type

Thats a pretty standard age to get your first bj, nothing to brag about

>16 years old
>go to a party and start feeling saucy because of the whiskey
>statt flirting with 6/10
>she's obviously older like by 7 years
>I come off as an asshole
>I keep approaching her and she kinda digs it
>the after party is at her house
>hours pass by
>we fuck
>takes off condom and starts sucking my 16 year old dick
>where the fuck is her teeth
>best head of my life

I wouldnt say they're overrated but yeah of couse it doesnt feel as good as sex

You must have a mutilated dick.

>be me
>be 15
>be virgin
>be with my first girlfriend
>she was 17
>after our 3rd date we start making out in her car
>feel her pussy
>soaked
>asks me if I want a Billy Joel
>pulls down my pants
>proceeds to suck the soul out of my cock for 15 minutes
>swallows
>cum so hard I don't even know what to say
>looks at me and says "you're welcome, now go to 711 and get me something to drink"
>lost my virginity to her a month later
>shit was cash

>15
>been "dating" this girl for like 3 months
>making out and reach in her pants
>she likes it
>"You should suck my dick"
>Shes shocked but goes for it
>Is absolutely horrible at it holy shit took me like 30 mins to cum
>Had to close my eyes and think of her friend

Also they are acceptable for virgins or young ppl

>Be 16
>Had a 7/10 gf
>We are cooking pizza
>I was so horny so I started fingering her
>mfw she sat me on a chair and start pulling down pants
>she starts sucking me off
>she's so fucking bad at it
>she uses her teeths
>tries to do the ball sucking but she grab my ballsack so hard she hurts me
>take her off me
>start jerking off and cumming on her mouth
>meh
pic related, I broke up with her after fucking her.. Her pussy smelled like urine, so disgusting

How does that make sense? Are you implying a bj better than sex?

Yes. There is no better feeling. At least if you're not a jewdick.

lmao what a virgin story

Straight up virgin dude

Spotted the jewdick that has never received a quality bj.

"Partner"
Are you a faggot or something?

Yea a bj is only better than sex if you never had sex yet

Wrong.

>be 16
>Kiss/makeout
>whip dick out
>get bj
>69
>good times

>be 20
>in dorm room bed with enthusiastic girl
>sucks my rock hard dick for an hour nothing happens
>she gets tired of trying and goes home

Realize later that my teenage years of jacking off by humping the mattress made me unable to ejaculate from a blowjob.

It's ok you'll have sex when you get older

18 Brought girlfriend home to parents house. We get a snack and start watching a movie. She starts getting handsy and I got super turned on so I take off my pants. She giggles a little and plays with it which leads to sniffing and more giggling. Before I know it, she's got my cock down her throat and maybe 2 minutes later I cum in her mouth. She swallowed, we finished the movie, and then I drove her home.
Top 10 experience, tbh.

Not an argument.

I was a freshman, she was a senior about to graduate. There's a long story about how we started fooling around-- a tale involving my own awkward feats of flirting and seduction-- but that's not important. What is important is that we ended up at her grandparents' place one day after school under the pretense of a psychology project she had to perform on me, and we had a locked bedroom all to ourselves for a couple hours. Was it a toothy blowjob? Yeah. But I loved that girl. She's the one that's always out of my league. We're not friends anymore, but I'll always have that day.

Dubs don't lie.

>be me
>classic 21 year old neckbeard virgin
>Somehow get 10/10 asian girlfriend
>Hanging out at her apartment
>she takes some molly
>"Hey user, i want to have sex with you. Are you ready"
>Sure.exr
>Starts blowing me
>WhatDoWithHands
>Blow after a few minutes
>Dosnt stop sucking
>Have to pry her head off of my croch
>Makeout untill im hard again
>She gets ontop of me
>WhatDoWithHands Volume.2
>Lay there with a blank expression on my face because im overthinking the situation
>Last at least 10 minutes because of the whole over thinking thing
>Blow
>She hops off
>Bed sheets are ruined, shes dripping globs on the floor on the way to the bathroom
>"Good job user"
>TheFuck?IDidntDoAnything
Been dating for almost a year now
Do it atleast 2 times a day

>be 19
>decide I want to try a bj for the first time
>go on dating sites
>find cute looking guy
>meet him in his car
>fail miserably at bj
>he does a handjob by himself
>feel sad