/biathlon/ aka Chicks with guns

Today's sprint live from Nove Mesto in the Czech Republic.

Starting at about 17:30.

Tomorrow is the pursuit followed by the first mass start of this season on sunday.

Starting list follows.

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1 HILDEBRAND Franziska GER 17:30:30
2 DZHIMA Yuliia UKR 17:31:00
3 KRYUKO Iryna BLR 17:31:30
4 BENDIKA Baiba LAT 17:32:00
5 WIERER Dorothea ITA 17:32:30
6 RANSOM Julia CAN 17:33:00
7 OLSBU Marte NOR 17:33:30
8 RIEDER Christina AUT 17:34:00
9 EGAN Clare USA 17:34:30
10 BRAISAZ Justine FRA 17:35:00
11 GWIZDON Magdalena POL 17:35:30
12 SKARDINO Nadezhda BLR 17:36:00
13 HAUSER Lisa Theresa AUT 17:36:30
14 DORIN HABERT Marie FRA 17:37:00
15 VISHNEVSKAYA Galina KAZ 17:37:30
16 SANFILIPPO Federica ITA 17:38:00
17 PIDHRUSHNA Olena UKR 17:38:30
18 FROLINA Anna KOR 17:39:00
19 VITKOVA Veronika CZE 17:39:30
20 NILSSON Emma SWE 17:40:00
21 HOJNISZ Monika POL 17:40:30
22 yr DAHLMEIER Laura GER 17:41:00
23 DUNKLEE Susan USA 17:41:30
24 HAECKI Lena SUI 17:42:00
25 VITTOZZI Lisa ITA 17:42:30
26 GREGORIN Teja SLO 17:43:00
27 MAGNUSSON Anna SWE 17:43:30
28 HINZ Vanessa GER 17:44:00
29 PUSKARCIKOVA Eva CZE 17:44:30
30 KUZMINA Anastasiya SVK 17:45:00
31 MAKARAINEN Kaisa FIN 17:45:30
32 AYMONIER Celia FRA 17:46:00
33 PODCHUFAROVA Olga RUS 17:46:30
34 VARVYNETS Iryna UKR 17:47:00
35 TACHIZAKI Fuyuko JPN 17:47:30
36 KOUKALOVA Gabriela CZE 17:48:00
37 AKIMOVA Tatiana RUS 17:48:30
38 LAUKKANEN Mari FIN 17:49:00
39 BESCOND Anais FRA 17:49:30
40 FURUYA Sari JPN 17:50:00
41 OEBERG Hanna SWE 17:50:30
42 FIALKOVA Paulina SVK 17:51:00
43 ZHURAVOK Yuliya UKR 17:51:30
44 GLAZYRINA Ekaterina RUS 17:52:00
45 KISTANOVA Anna KAZ 17:52:30
46 CHARVATOVA Lucie CZE 17:53:00
47 SCHWAIGER Julia AUT 17:53:30
48 ERZEN Anja SLO 17:54:00
49 GUZIK Krystyna POL 17:54:30
50 ECKHOFF Tiril NOR 17:55:00

51 PREUSS Franziska GER 17:55:30
52 PISAREVA Nadzeya BLR 17:56:00
53 REID Joanne USA 17:56:30
54 GASPARIN Selina SUI 17:57:00
55 RUNGGALDIER Alexia ITA 17:57:30
56 LEHTLA Kadri EST 17:58:00
57 STOYANOVA Desislava BUL 17:58:30
58 KOCERGINA Natalija LTU 17:59:00
59 CRAWFORD Rosanna CAN 17:59:30
60 POLTORANINA Olga KAZ 18:00:00
61 LIGHTFOOT Amanda GBR 18:00:30
62 GEREKOVA Jana SVK 18:01:00
63 GONTIER Nicole ITA 18:01:30
64 KARISIK Tanja BIH 18:02:00
65 TALIHAERM Johanna EST 18:02:30
66 DAVIDOVA Marketa CZE 18:03:00
67 YORDANOVA Emilia BUL 18:03:30
68 CHEVALIER Anais FRA 18:04:00
69 GASPARIN Aita SUI 18:04:30
70 MERKUSHYNA Anastasiya UKR 18:05:00
71 GOESSNER Miriam GER 18:05:30
72 INNERHOFER Katharina AUT 18:06:00
73 MUN Ji-Hee KOR 18:06:30
74 TANAKA Yurie JPN 18:07:00
75 TOIVANEN Laura FIN 18:07:30
76 TANDY Megan CAN 18:08:00
77 ILCHENKO Kristina BLR 18:08:30
78 SALMAN Diana ROU 18:09:00
79 PERSSON Linn SWE 18:09:30
80 BIRKELAND Fanny Horn NOR 18:10:00
81 ZAGORUIKO Anastasia RUS 18:10:30
82 MITORAJ Kinga POL 18:11:00
83 PISCORAN Luminita ROU 18:11:30
84 RASIMOVICIUTE-BRICE Diana LTU 18:12:00
85 KISKOLA Auli FIN 18:12:30
86 SLOOF Chardine SWE 18:13:00
87 GAIM Grete EST 18:13:30
88 RAIKOVA Alina KAZ 18:14:00
89 NICOLAISEN Kaia Woeien NOR 18:14:30
90 BONDAR Iana UKR 18:15:00
91 SLEPTSOVA Svetlana RUS 18:15:30
92 ZUK Kamila POL 18:16:00
93 FIALKOVA Ivona SVK 18:16:30
94 HERRMANN Denise GER 18:17:00
95 OBERHOFER Karin ITA 18:17:30
96 POPOVA Stefani BUL 18:18:00
97 PAULAUSKAITE Natalija LTU 18:18:30
98 ALIMBEKAVA Dzinara BLR 18:19:00
99 CIRSTEA Florina Ioana ROU 18:19:30
100 LUNDER Emma CAN 18:20:00

TAKE THIS TRASH TO /asp/ ASAP

Alright, let's start this going. just in case you missed it and you're interested in. This is the result of yesterday's men's sprint.

1 31 FOURCADE M. FRA 0+1 1 23:48.0
2 16 SHIPULIN A. RUS 0+0 0 +1.6
3 25 SVENDSEN E. NOR 0+1 1 +6.4
4 22 BOE J. NOR 1+0 1 +10.5
5 38 ILIEV V. BUL 0+1 1 +15.8
6 7 RASTORGUJEVS A. LAT 0+1 1 +16.3
7 42 SEMENOV S. UKR 0+0 0 +18.8
8 43 MORAVEC O. CZE 0+0 0 +26.5
9 20 EBERHARD J. AUT 2+1 3 +28.6
10 73 BJOENTEGAARD E. NOR 0+1 1 +30.1
11 11 PEIFFER A. GER 0+0 0 +32.2
12 6 TSVETKOV M. RUS 0+0 0 +35.1
13 44 SAMUELSSON S. SWE 0+1 1 +38.2
14 2 BJOERNDALEN O. NOR 1+0 1 +39.9
15 45 LESSER E. GER 0+1 1 +41.1
16 34 FILLON MAILLET Q. FRA 1+0 1 +42.2
17 27 SCHEMPP S. GER 0+1 1 +44.9
18 15 GOW S. CAN 0+0 0 +46.5
19 66 SOUKUP J. CZE 0+0 0 +47.1
20 3 BAILEY L. USA 0+1 1 +47.5

So, waddup? Anyone willing to join me?

Who /bi/ here?

Nah, mat8, this is just about ladies. The handsome guys were running yesterday. Sorry, I had to tell you that.

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>don't even use real guns since Yuropoors are so cucked

Rage desu

Here we go! Hildebrand on track, Dzhima to follow.

Btw today we should stay tuned till the end. Denise Herrmann starting on position 94.

Braisaz!!

Doro Wierer switching back to an earlier position. Guess even she had to admit her """ tactic""" didn't pay off the last time.

Can you tell Dahlmeier to leave Braisaz alone?

On holiday in france, Norgebro?

Still don't buy it that Gwidon is only 37.

Birthday girl Hauser starting. MDH follows.

Nah I'm not that guy. I saw the thread the other day though.

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I told Dahlmeier to skip biathlon training and take some german lessons. But apparently she refused.

Wierer no misses during the first attempt.

Hyvää päivää, Pekka! Who this? What will be Kaisa's performance today?

Just a reminder that the german team coach threw this...

Guten Tag! That's Hauser. Just realized shes a top cute. C-could Kaisa win?

...out for this.


Kaisa started about 45 seconds ago.

Damn, you're right.

We all hope Kaisa wins.

Eva Puskarcikova finishes the first shooting with a clean sheet.

MDH has to take one penalty lap. Kaisa unfortunately does so, too.

Lel

>german hamspter misses two targets
>czech crowed cheers
>maximum ass-blast of the german commentator

she did good but it's not going to hold.

what was his reaction?

Yeah, but at least Dahlmeier won't win. Now only Suckerlova has to miss and we can have finally a likable winner.

MDH only in third place and about 80 chokers to come. Fucking christ!

Ass pain about muh fainess and such shit.

Koukalova with three misses. German commentator

>ein bisschen das Wasser aus der Badewanne gelassen

I guess this is nor ie speak for spilling spaghetti.


Goessner starting.

How come you're such a Kaisa fan, dude?

>left a bit, the water from the bathtub
?

>ein bisschen das Wasser aus der Badewanne gelassen

Sounds like a poem or something. Rhymes and all.

Kaisa is overall likable. She's successful but still down to earth.

Yeah, like I said I can only guess it means something like spilling spaghetti necause he said it referring to Koukalova missing 3 targets.


Some massive choker crashed but I couldn't see who it was becaise my stream sucks atm.

So, are we today all Herrmann fans?

They don't show biathlon in Germany. I'm watching on TV here.

I'm asking this because Miriam Goessner missed two already and is gonna make a total of 5 today.

They do but I'm using the official stream of the german public broadcast because it's easier to shitpost on Sup Forums while watching.

Akimova is in front btw. Susan Dunklee in second place.

Well fuck, I missed most of today's race.

>Soukalova interview

Fuggg :DDD

Hoping for Akimova to win. Or maybe Herrmann nut I am a realist.

Goessner a total of 4 errors btw.

>goessner's nipples trying to poke through her bib

Anyone knows what happened to Darya Virolaynen? Miss her tßh.

Good girl!

Herrmann through the first shooting.

Dalhmeier out.
Thank you Chevalier.

>Laukkanen 24rd a minute behind with 3 misses
>4th in ski times
Will she ever into shootings?

If anyone asks himself where Lucie Charvatova is, she went full Goessner and missed 5 targets.

We'll see.

Btw. I guess it's now pretty safe to say Tatyana Akimova is the winner of today's race.

Too bad Eesti dude wasn't here. Grete Gaim went through without a single miss. Unfortunatly we still won't see her in the pursuit.

>bueno.jpg

So, that's the final result. We'll see Gössner in Pursuit tomorrow. Closing with relevant results and a pic of birthday girl Lt. Hauser.

1 Akimova
2 Chevalier
3 Dunklee
4 Dahlmeier
5 Kaisa
6 Braisaz
7 Wierer
8 Bescond
9 Birkeland
10 Preuß
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11 MDH
13 Koukalova
14 Eckhoff
20 Lt. Hauser
21 Puskarcikova
24 Gasparin
25 Laukkanen
54 Aita
59 Miriam Gössner

hnnnnng

reporting in for /best girl/

>tfw my country can't into biathlon

skin tight, snow, and guns.

damn

Literally on the podium on today's race

Bump

Men's pursuit in Nove Mesto starting in about 10 minutes. Starting list:

1 yr FOURCADE Martin FRA 0:00
2 SHIPULIN Anton RUS 0:02
3 SVENDSEN Emil Hegle NOR 0:06
4 BOE Johannes Thingnes NOR 0:11
5 ILIEV Vladimir BUL 0:16
6 RASTORGUJEVS Andrejs LAT 0:16
7 SEMENOV Sergey UKR 0:19
8 MORAVEC Ondrej CZE 0:27
9 EBERHARD Julian AUT 0:29
10 BJOENTEGAARD Erlend NOR 0:30
11 PEIFFER Arnd GER 0:32
12 TSVETKOV Maxim RUS 0:35
13 SAMUELSSON Sebastian SWE 0:38
14 BJOERNDALEN Ole Einar NOR 0:40
15 LESSER Erik GER 0:41
16 FILLON MAILLET Quentin FRA 0:42
17 SCHEMPP Simon GER 0:45
18 GOW Scott CAN 0:47
19 SOUKUP Jaroslav CZE 0:47
20 BAILEY Lowell USA 0:48
21 WINDISCH Dominik ITA 0:49
22 PIDRUCHNYI Dmytro UKR 0:50
23 PRYMA Artem UKR 0:57
24 WIESTNER Serafin SUI 1:03
25 DOLL Benedikt GER 1:03
26 MESOTITSCH Daniel AUT 1:05
27 KILCHYTSKYY Vitaliy UKR 1:06
28 KRCMAR Michal CZE 1:07
29 KOMATZ David AUT 1:08
30 ROESCH Michael BEL 1:09
31 BEATRIX Jean Guillaume FRA 1:09
32 HOFER Lukas ITA 1:11
33 CHEPELIN Vladimir BLR 1:12
34 YALIOTNAU Raman BLR 1:13
35 DESTHIEUX Simon FRA 1:14
36 BIRKELAND Lars Helge NOR 1:15
37 BAUER Klemen SLO 1:17
38 ANEV Krasimir BUL 1:23
39 HIIDENSALO Olli FIN 1:24
40 DOLDER Mario SUI 1:28
41 GARANICHEV Evgeniy RUS 1:29
42 OTCENAS Martin SVK 1:29
43 HASILLA Tomas SVK 1:31
44 SLESINGR Michal CZE 1:32
45 SAVITSKIY Yan KAZ 1:33
46 BISCHL Matthias GER 1:34
47 LINDSTROEM Fredrik SWE 1:34
48 ELISEEV Matvey RUS 1:36
49 EDER Simon AUT 1:41
50 BABIKOV Anton RUS 1:43
51 DOVZAN Miha SLO 1:45
52 VARABEI Maksim BLR 1:46
53 KAZAR Matej SVK 1:47
54 GREEN Brendan CAN 1:48
55 CURRIER Russell USA 1:53
56 FEMLING Peppe SWE 1:56
57 GERDZHIKOV Dimitar BUL 2:00
58 OBLAK Lenart SLO 2:01
59 SINAPOV Anton BUL 2:05
60 MALYSHKO Dmitry RUS 2:06

Let's get this warm up act over with so we can get to the ladies soon.

This.

The Main Event starts at about 17:30. It should be interesting since with Akimova, Dunklee and Chevalier there are 3 girls in the lead we won't expect to be in the Top 3 after this race.

Starting list for the Ladies:

1 AKIMOVA Tatiana RUS 0:00
2 CHEVALIER Anais FRA 0:04
3 DUNKLEE Susan USA 0:05
4 yr DAHLMEIER Laura GER 0:17
5 KAISA FIN 0:18
6 BRAISAZ Justine FRA 0:18
7 WIERER Dorothea ITA 0:23
8 BESCOND Anais FRA 0:25
9 BIRKELAND Fanny Horn NOR 0:29
10 PREUSS Franziska GER 0:31
11 DORIN HABERT Marie FRA 0:33
12 AYMONIER Celia FRA 0:35
13 KOUKALOVA Gabriela CZE 0:37
14 ECKHOFF Tiril NOR 0:37
15 HILDEBRAND Franziska GER 0:39
16 VITKOVA Veronika CZE 0:42
17 HOJNISZ Monika POL 0:49
18 SANFILIPPO Federica ITA 0:50
19 VARVYNETS Iryna UKR 0:51
20 HAUSER Lisa Theresa AUT 0:52
21 PUSKARCIKOVA Eva CZE 0:53
22 TACHIZAKI Fuyuko JPN 0:54
23 OLSBU Marte NOR 0:57
24 GASPARIN Selina SUI 0:57
25 LAUKKANEN Mari FIN 1:05
26 RANSOM Julia CAN 1:07
27 RUNGGALDIER Alexia ITA 1:08
28 BONDAR Iana UKR 1:12
29 GEREKOVA Jana SVK 1:14
30 RAIKOVA Alina KAZ 1:19
31 PODCHUFAROVA Olga RUS 1:19
32 ZAGORUIKO Anastasia RUS 1:19
33 MAGNUSSON Anna SWE 1:20
34 DZHIMA Yuliia UKR 1:24
35 NICOLAISEN Kaia Woeien NOR 1:25
36 KRYUKO Iryna BLR 1:28
37 CRAWFORD Rosanna CAN 1:30
38 VITTOZZI Lisa ITA 1:32
39 SKARDINO Nadezhda BLR 1:32
40 GREGORIN Teja SLO 1:34
41 VISHNEVSKAYA Galina KAZ 1:34
42 GUZIK Krystyna POL 1:35
43 OEBERG Hanna SWE 1:35
44 TANDY Megan CAN 1:35
45 NILSSON Emma SWE 1:35
46 PIDHRUSHNA Olena UKR 1:38
47 SLEPTSOVA Svetlana RUS 1:38
48 MERKUSHYNA Anastasiya UKR 1:39
49 GWIZDON Magdalena POL 1:43
50 POLTORANINA Olga KAZ 1:44
51 FURUYA Sari JPN 1:46
52 REID Joanne USA 1:47
53 ZHURAVOK Yuliya UKR 1:47
54 GASPARIN Aita SUI 1:48
55 SCHWAIGER Julia AUT 1:48
56 TANAKA Yurie JPN 1:49
57 KISTANOVA Anna KAZ 1:53
58 STOYANOVA Desislava BUL 1:55
59 GOESSNER Miriam GER 1:56
60 FIALKOVA Paulina SVK 1:58

Apparently it's gotten noticeably colder after yesterday and they've managed to freeze the trail properly. Should make for much faster skiing and bigger emphasis on shooting as it's not possible to make as much time on the ski legs. Not really positive news for Kaisa or any other fast skier who isn't consistent shooter.

Moravec has managed to fall and fuck up his gun somewhere.

>fourcade

I regret I didn't go :(

i regret you are still here

I regret i joined

I'd pay good money to see Fourcade crash and burn on the last lap after he has already been celebrating like a cunt during the race. Also he has apparently also threatened to not race if Russians are allowed to compete due to muh doping.

I hate this fucking frogfag so much...

Rastorguevs is bretty good

git gud scrubs

youtube.com/channel/UCn9cE1ZD-5HoQlSREDEX8OA/videos

this guy livestreams most races

i'll post link to video when it's posten

>40 minutes to start

congrats on shipulin

fourcade wins again i bet.

he's upset that norway "stole" his trainer from him, but he's still winning.

She is in IBU, but she is really bad, but maybe will at next stages

youtube.com/watch?v=0iVq7zJoElg

live /comfy/ stream

get in here lads

wow this crowd is /high energy/

based czechia

insane atmosphere tßh

>Kaisa

Fucking german TV skipped first two minutes of the race.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Chavelier and akimova 1 miss.

Kaisa, MDH and Eckhoff, too.

Dahlmeier through.


Go, Kaisa you can still do it.

4/5

>amerifat in the lead

kek

At least Aita and Gössner through.

Speaking of Susan Dunklee: Is an horse a athlete?

who >dunklee here?

But seriously why are amerifat women so ugly?

Braisaz, Kaisa and MDH have all about 33-34 seconds to catch up.

collect your women, burgers

Kaisa through. Same goes for the hampster and MDH.

This ain't ova.

>dahlmeier 5/5

reeeeeeeeeee

>collect your women, burgers

What did he mean by this?

justine non!

>filename: bilde.jpg

Probably a norwegian.

Haha, get fucked hampster! 2 penalty laps for you!

Kaisa, kaisa, kaisa!

chevalier 14/15

kek is with us!

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Btw Laukkanen shooting. 5/5

Dahlmeier's glasses are so fucking ugly

Post some see trough's

19/20 based chevalier

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Fuggg :DDD

Only, Wierer can now stop chevalier!

wow how is france women so good?

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Kek, Gössner.

What are you doing!