>be me >be 3 >regularly go to my Nana's house of the weekend because of my shitty parents >she always had a bowl of starbursts on her kitchen counter that I could help myself to >granddad is dead and she doesnt like them. I am the only one to eat them >she grew up during the rations in WW2 so everything had to be eaten before it went off >the starbursts apply to this as well >she has it in her mind that they only last a week when taken out of the bag >greedy me eats them all regularly, end up being fat
>be 8 >still goes to Nana's house almost purely for starbursts, parents wont let me have them >I'm fat as fuck by this point
>be 16 >going through an independence faze, I get my own job and help Nana around the house, almost purely for the starbursts >nana died >started mourning, doing everything that I could do to remember her >the starbursts are my fondest memory of her >start uncontrollably eating starbursts, using my job to pay for the habit >realise that I will be forever alone >start masturbating 2-3 times a day >>eat starbursts whilst masturbating
>You know how if you wank to something so many times, you get a fetish for it? >Well, it became that I couldn't masturbate without eating starbursts
>be 18 >realise I'm a fat loner, so decide to change that >stop eating starbursts and start exercising >slimming down nicely now >still can only masturbate whilst eating starbursts >start becoming a regular at the local gym, and start getting fit >start working out with this 7/10 >she starts hitting on me >fuckit.exe let's start flirting back >start meeting outside of gym too, relationship going well >problem is, is that she is really conservative about sex
By this point, I only eat starbursts whilst masturbating, it is the only way I can get erect.
>around her house one day when the topic of sex comes up >manage to persuade her to do it >fuckyes.py >start by fingering her, and eating her out >"I'm ready, user" she says >"fuck yeee" I think cont.
cont. >she moves into spread eagle position >I quickly strip and get ready for sechs >ohshit >I dont have any starbursts >fuck, can't get an erection >shit shit shit >ohfuckno.sb >she is ready >cannot let her down but cannot get an erection >lean over her, if I was erect it would be sechs time >whisper in her ear "baby" >she nods and sensually says "yeah" >"do you have any starbursts?"
2 months later
I stopped seeing this girl and started uncontrollably eating starbursts again. Putting on weight quickly, and will probably be forever virgin.
Joseph Hall
at least starbursts will never leave you.
Josiah Hughes
theyre never gonna you up
David Smith
Unless the company goes under. Unlikely but it is something that could happen.
Parker Campbell
nah, I'm pretty sure that this guy is enough to keep the company going
Xavier Wilson
Depends on how badly/often he needs to fap. From the sounds of it they can last at least until he dies.
Juan Morris
my god OP. that's the sickest shit ive ever read...
skip to 1min8sec since fucking 4chins won't do it automatically
Easton Green
so not buying this bullshit b8, but..... if we ignored all b8 there would never be a Sup Forums so here goes
always carry starbursts. when time comes either casually sneak one...or....... tell her "have you ever had a Starburst Butterfly?" What? No user. Never heard of it (getting excited) what is it??" It's when I go down on you with a Starburst in my mouth. It feels soooo good.
you can make up shit about why it's supposed to feel good if she asks, but just say "you have to feel it to believe it"
it's like when a chick sucks cock with an ice cube in her mouth. you can say that.
problem solved
pretty soon you won't need the starburst
also, you can get her to do the starburst when she sucks you. again pretty soon just the sucking should do it faggot. first time jitters. you'll get over it.
get your faggot ass back to the gym. try again with this gril if she'll talk to you.
Aiden Foster
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Landon Ward
highly underrated post
bet it was a femanon. if not, it was faggot
Adam James
don't care enough to even try
Joshua Gray
faggot retard
Juan Howard
I guess this story would be better if Id have any idea what the stsrbursts are.
Ryan King
faggot candy
Sebastian Mitchell
>mfw this whole story
Adrian Russell
now that song is stuck in my head
Henry Lopez
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!
