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broom broom

i want you in my room

Great 90s choon

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creasing

state of australians.

need to breed a British and an Irish woman 2bh

l**f "women" can fuck off though

I just got a pay rise! The minimum wage went up lads

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electric cars

the russians are pretty efficient with this stuff lads
literally minutes after the explosion they have a death toll of 10, they know that it was two IEDs, they know that at least one of them was rigged with shrapnel

with the westminster attack it took more than an hour to even know what had happened

Giz a 5p

IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT

AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

>despite the fact that most refugees won't return until assad is gone?


ah yes mate i can just make up facts too

ate 3 large bags of crisps over the weekend

I managed to quit smoking cold turkey but can't stop eating fucking crisps. they're just too good

hmm
i wonder why they knew so much so quickly

Mate right, what it is right, I just got out of prison and they didn't even give us bus fare or nowt. I just need 50p so I can ring me mam.

falseflag attack

have you spoken to people in refugee camps mate? they left because assad started a war haha, surprisingly they don't fancy living under a dictatorship that hates them anymore

Still have no motive.

That's half my pay rise you filthy scrounge

hmmm ah yes okay mate
you're an expert refugee worker, refugees clearly don't want stability they just want warlords fighting eachother like libya
ah yes, assad started a war, ah yes.

MATE

Alright mate no need to get arsey mate

But if you've got a spare twenny p

Idea: introduce "oh yes" as an alternative to "ah yes"

Ah, crisps. That reminds me. I left some vegetable crisps in the cupboard.

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ah yes doesn't constitute an argument stupid rorke mong

As opposed to meat crisps?

awful

Religion of peace

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NEED a pet to help with the crippling relity of being alone in the world but i already know that i'll end up loving it too much and being grief-sticken to suicide levels if it died

As a working-class northern lad can't I just walk into some billionaire commuting town down south and claim refuge?

OH YES OH YES OH YES OH YES OH YES OH YES OH YES

yeah i've spent about 2 months in camps chatting to people amongst other things
admittedly the ones that speak english are the most educated/westernised ones so they tend to be anti-assad and pro-democracy so there's a bit of a misrepresentation i guess but generally the sense i get is that they blame assad for not stepping down and militarily suppressing the protests and won't return to their country until he's gone

>Jeremy Corbyn's son mugged by moped thief in Labour leader's constituency

Lol

Shortey been naughty

ah yes my friend, i too have read bana alabed's twitter feed and i am now an expert on the syria conflict. Did you know that all syrians hate assad and think he is really bad and want the rebels to win? She is only 7 too it is really sad i hope syria collapses and we go to war with russia because this 7 year old is sad :(
>rorke
bit weird

Same.

>Republican senator
Well imajun moi shok

remember to report all rebel supporters to the police

Oh yes I'm a real expert in refugee ethics after 2 months of guided tours

still not the biggest mug in the family though wahey

You can't crisp meat otherwise it turns into burnt carbon

spent a couple of months abroad lads now im an expert in complex geopolitics and know better than everyone else.

If I buy a Sup Forums pass and get banned, will I retain my pass if I reset my ip?

Everyone keeps posting about the irish saying that no one said we weren't racists towards Ireland when they did terrorist acts in the 90s.

Are these people so fucking stupid. I remember anyone with an irish accent was an IRA terrorist cunt, even if they were a fucking proddy.

I can understand the sentiment but i think that assad is still by far the best option available in syria. Though a free democracy would be the ideal, it does not seem like that is an option. It is either a largely secular dictatorship, some form of theocracy, or the complete collapse of the state of syria

>laying in the back garden with a beer shitposting and getting a suntan
Probably gonna kill myself when my student life is over and it's time to be a wagiea

>what are beef and onion walkers

Flirted with a girl in subway

Bloody normblorblebook

Nowt wrong with a bit of carbon lad.

reminder i study geopolitics, have worked in refugee camps and am looking at a career in diplomacy in the middle east
you have been on the syria general for a few days

She sounds like a right slut.

went to a mcdonalds in fuck knows where once and all the workers were 9/10 girls

really odd

duck? bacon? pork rinds?

fool

by the time the pet dies you will likely be a different person and if not well then suicide aint so bad

You know these stats are complete bullshit, right?

what happened lad

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>17 year old """"""""boy"""""""""
wow, it's fucking nothing
americans are truly odd cunts, on some issues they are ultra "mah raaghts stay away gubmint don't tread on me!!!!" but then on stuff like sex and alcohol it's as if their laws were written up by fucking mumsnet

>collapse of the state
this isn't a terrible thing as long as assad is gotten rid
Rojava is already a reasonable approximation of a state, not sure how unified it'll be once the outside enemy is stopped. The rest is pretty fucked overall, ideal world i'd say a UN transitional government in the non-kurd territory but theres not the political will to break up countries like that these days

oh so you're a student and have spoken to refugees before? well that changes everything.
think i found a photo of you mate!

But this is a Republican. EVIL

the fuck is with leaf women
every leaf erasmus student i see is a fucking tree. i dont want a 6'0 gf

>Rojava
rojava is the only part of syria that produces oil though, if that seperates then the income for the rest of the country completely dries up

>alone in the world
do you really have no one or are you just exaggerating

I've been interrailing so I guess you could say I'm a geopolitical expert

why do people think they have a valid opinion on geopolitics haha
it's like one step below economics with random people who know shallow shit about the topic believing they have a valid opinion

western media dont release shit till they have the full story

Gibraltar sounds so weird to say when you say it a couple of times haha

Never studied biology lads but trust me, I can redpill you on so-called "respiration" if you want

out of interest do you speak arabic?

went to gibraltar on holiday last year. i reckon May should hire me to sort out this current mess.

Gonna celebrate this Russian bombing lads

Russia has been meddling in Western affairs for years, fucking scumbags

Hello Jew

yeah
over here they say we have to take in refugees because americans took us in with open arms
not true either

t. hillary

Nah, gonna try and learn MSA over the next few years depending on how Chinese goes
I know my intended career is going to be dead in the water without at least pretty good arabic so we'll see

ye bang any lasses like?

Who is she?

or maybe it happened hours ago and media is only reporrting on it once Russia gave them the green light

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spain cannot handle the banter at all lads

reckon they'll back off?

thats the same reason I celebrate the shoah

I've never studied Computer Science lads but I have some pretty strong opinions on Python

good luck la, i'd learn it myself cos its such a pretty sounding language but i have no desire to go to the middle east, at least not for a while

Might have a cig

Been to Benidorm AND Majorca

May aswell be the ambassador to Spain

Have a real disdain for those who are unable to provide their own entertainment/comfort

as if

Might have a fag... AND A CIGARETTE OHOHOHOH

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Pretty much just a 'hey bro it was just a prank haha no need to get so upset' reaction

Have strong opinions about plumbing lads, saw a news article about plumbers once and have KNOWN what type of piping is best since

there is no such thing as comfort in a place like Australia

Who let the comedian in?!?!?!?!

laughed at this

The people who attacked that asylum seeker aren't even all white

Thought they'd be EDL types

E E EDL E E E DL