Welcome to Therapy Tea w-with Alice3D!

Welcome to Therapy Tea w-with Alice3D!

Come get a drink and lighten y-your load. I'll h-help you carry it for a while, s-so don't suffer in silence, okay?

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Hay Alice

Shiny new playlist!

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First

Yeah, first to lose

How are you Alice?

What are you a fucking faggot?

Oh m-my, what kind is it?

Close b-but no cigar.
You tried to be first buddy, but you weren't

Work w-was rough

Hi Alice.

I am sad by something which happened today.

I was having what I thought was a civilized, scholarly discussion earlier when I was egregiously abused by a secret cult leader.

Pls halp

oh yeah bitch hell yea

Let's have a good tea time Anonymous! Remember to love each other as much as I love you!

Evening Alice. How was your weekend? I wish I hadn't missed the movie..

-hugs Alice and brings her raspberry scones-

I want to rape you to death and rub your blood on my skin.

hullo alice, what tea tonight?

>Oh m-my, what kind is it?

Your kind!

...It's your Mario Kart stream finally put into a playlist of its own. Bloody Youtube *shakes fist*

hey ma'am! how's this week treating you so far?

T-that sounds rough.
Let's s-select a tea

-pokes at you, there's time to watch it now before the stream!-

You have a gorgeous voice, i hope you're doing well Alice!

0.0 -squeaks?-

Please be real. I have not seen one of these threads in a while.

Oh g-great

But you said you don't like cigars.
Also thread bump

*salutes*

Will the Shrine be open after this thread?

A guy convinced me to live with him and work for him. He was super charismatic and seemed like an all around good person. I lived with him for a year before I took the blinders off and realized he was a cult leader. He ruined my life after I left

I like to lurk these threads while playing vidya, it's kinda nice.

It was rough. I was so sad. I thought we were really getting somewhere.

Fortunately, it seems to have blown over for now.

What kind of thread is this

Not this shitty thread again.

It w-was okay. The movie was excellent though, you missed out!

It's off t-to a rough start, sadly.

I'm n-not sure why, I r-run them every day.

S-stop, you'll m-make me blush!

Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!

I essentially did as well. I was there but was quite preoccupied...
You haven't...?
>Modern Warfare :2
>:2
Hello, 2B.

The first three polite people to ask Alice a question can get a tarot reading from me if they so choose. No jerks!

Alice is here almost every day, silly

Hi Alice~

I have exams coming up and I am stressed. What tea should I drink to relax?

Better then all the trap, loli, gore, porn, ylyl, and your mother threads

Czech em

I am sorry to read that.

Charisma is quite powerful yet to totally unregulated.

Serious question

Do you have a boyfriend? or are you as lonely as everybody else here?

....is t-that Atlice?

Glad t-to hear it

Is it normal to be as nervous as I am right now?
I graduate from uni this summer and I'm moving directly into graduate school with an assistantship. I feel like I should be happy, but I feel like the nervousness is suffocating me.
Never posted in these threads before but I guess I just needed to get that off my chest

*sneaks up*

I was just asking, I'm curious my fam

ALICE IS A TUMBLR TOOL! I'm going full tinfoil hat here anons but hear me out. How could Tumblr convince anons to be accepting of "mental illness" trans, traps, otherkin etc. The answer, a kinda cute and lovely trap. When men are aroused ideas that were normally repulsive to them become perfectly acceptable. How can you hate traps/trannies when you've spent your nights shitchatting with them? You can't. Tumblr is cucking us with their mentally ill whores and newfags are falling for it for years. This must stop so we can uncuck Sup Forums don't post in trap threads! shitspam hate every alice threat till image/bump limit. We can do it anons but we need your help.

I w-would recommend green tea, it is v-very relaxing

*teleports behind u*
Nothin personal

here

Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day.

I'm a b-biological girl dear.

Why do you pretend to stutter?

?

I d-don't

Didn't mean to assume but do you have a significant other? or are you as lonely as everybody else?

Do you stutter in real life, I think stutters on girls are fucking adorable

Hello Louise. I hope you stick around after threads tonight. We have things to talk about.

My dearest Jill. How are we doing today?

I'm picking up a faint reading...*gasps* Could this be?!

What's it about? The thread I mean

0.0 -brings you pears?-

Hello Alice! A cup of today's tea please!
Just a little something to take the edge off.

May I ask,
what the hell is this thread?

Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!

... is this new ... ?

I was moving!...

I suppose, but I'm here now..

Welcome.... yeah, that's a lot to happen all at once.. I remember being in that position myself and wondering a lot about what the future held. Anxiety can be good as long as it's a motivating force, but it sounds like it's not right now..

Please show skin

Loved nier, I can't even describe how much of a fanboi im am over 2B

One more week. You have one more week to leave I royaly fuck you.

Okay, then why do you type like your are?

!! I miss my Kurumi folder!
-is greedy and takes all the pears- ._.

Will you help me lighten my load by helping me unload my load to you?

I h-have a girlfriend

We do, indeed but when you say it that way, it almost sounds like I have a scolding coming.
Lrn to read, anonymous.
Oh wow! Exciting. Did you move far? Did you have to change jobs or anything...?

Please leave.

Dying inside when I see this thread, I can't handle the cringe.

Gosh, can you believe it happened again, cutie?

I wonder what I am doing wrong...or am I doing something right?

H-here, but only because I l-love you one more

Arms spread wide
A leap from behind
A tackle that almost unbalanced you
*cuddle*

To be honest user, I think it's just weaboos being weaboos.

Are you the same stutter Alice from /jp/ 10 years ago?

\^_^/ -holds the basket and follows behind you, picking up any you drop-

I'm doing my best! the normal head and body aches, but I'm handling them. how's my favorite robot?
the only one that gets to scold you is me.

I'm sure I'll get over it once the semester starts up and I can throw myself into my work like I usually do, but it does suck right now, at least I'm not alone in this boat
>why are you nervous
That's the thing, I'm.not sure and it's driving me nuts. I don't think I have any right to feel this way. My fiance and parents are both super happy for me, I should be loving life right now but I feel like I'm almost miserable.
Maybe that's just college

How is she this cute?

I have a burning desire to know what makeup you usually wear, Alice.

Hmm.

Hope y-you got some plan to fuck m-me up too dear. Cuz I'm gonna be standin' in your way

Could you help me then, I'm starting to become unhappy about my job choice, but I'm bound by a contract
Wat do

I like your voice

Heya Alice,

The trip went well and the bands were pretty good! The long drive wasn't as much of a problem as I thought it would be either what with the scenery to gawk at.

Hope yours went well too.

Checked. Nice trips user.

You have exceptional taste.

Oh? Why a week? If you have it out for me so badly, why not do something about it right here, right now? Enough stalling user.

You might, you might not. Depends on what you have to report.

*puts an arm around you* Pay no attention to him, little sister. Just a troll.

i think its an anime role play group that keeps making new threads as each hits a bump limit ad infinum until the end of time
i remember them being here for as long as 2012, its quite a sight to see

now that being said
*chugs infinitely

>girlfriend

Is it someone from here, or someone you know IRL?

Look Sonata its warm!

Fuck I haven't had a pear in months...

Why Sup Forums? Surely other boards would fit tea time better then this cesspool?

You don't talk to me on steam anymore.

Hey guys I'm pretty sad. Even though everything is going pretty alright for me. Will this sadness ever go away?

I already jerked off but I guess I'm gonna have to again now that your here Alice.

This thread is gayer than /lgbt/
Jesus christ

"any right".

D-dear, emotions don't work that way. They aren't something y-you have a right or deserve to do so dear. They are what they are: reactions b-based on neurotransmitters and other brain chemistry.

I think maybe you just are still riled up from the semester; I used to get kind of uneasy and restless between semesters as well. Take this time to pick up a project, maybe work towards a goal or even just work out.

You'd be surprised how easy it is to slip back into third gear

My question about my abuse was polite, wasn't it?

Yeah I unfriended and blocked everyone

-makes sure there are Asian pears then, well aged so they're extra sweet-

You are and yo know it, you look marvelous in that dress, dem thighs

Show me!