ITT celebrities you've met

Celebrities you've met in real life.
I met Ron Pearlman at awesome con

Why did you take a picture of your picture?

that's a pretty firm grip he's got there

Me on the left

Look how overweight everyone in that picture looks, it's kinda gross

They obviously eat well

Is this you

Samefag

Bill Burray
Arnold
John Mcain who counts because he was in wedding crashers
Main seinfeld lady
Forrest whitaker
Shaq who counts because kazaam

They obviously don't

Nope

I met Jennifer Connelly once.

I came home from school early one day, and inside I was surprised to find her and my mom making out on the couch. My mom heard me enter and pushed Jennifer off her. She looked kind of ashamed, while Jennifer seemed to feel awkward. The tension quickly disappeared, though, and my mom made us some tea. Me and Jennifer talked and she was honestly one of the nicest people I have ever met. Quite intelligent, from what I gathered in that short time, too. I don't think I realized who she was while she was in my mom's house; she seemd familiar, but I couldn't tell who she was. The three of us ended up having a really fun and comfy afternoon that I remember fondly. I was actually kind of looking forward to getting such a sweet step mom. She was the first romantic interest of my mom since my dad died (as far as I know, at least), and since there were quite a few male takers, I wasn't completely surprised when I found out my mom liked women. Nothing came of it, though. I never saw Jennifer again. My mom never brought anyone else over, either. I doubt she has been completely single and sexless for all those years, though. She probably still feels awkward about me finding out by her making out with Jennifer Connelly in our living room. My mom never brought it up again, and neither have I, since I think she would rather not have me do it. It's weird seeing Jennifer nowadays. I always immediately think of her kissing my mom.

It's weird to think that my mother probably had sex with her. I'm proud of you, mom

I met Emily blunt once

you got that robot smile you lard ass

No this is

Did she step on your balls?

I ate thanksgiving with the main guy from 21, that black jack movie

I met Jared Leto at a festival in my country

He smelled like fucking shit

>tfw Emily blunt will never step on your balls then shit in your mouth

yes

me on the left

I know that feel

My new waifu

I met Jared Leto two years ago.

Jeffrey Combs
Barbara Steele
Gary Busey
Caroline Munro

Post a picture of yourself then you fatass

Not sure if erotic story wip, or reality.

Didn't know Jennifer Connelly was bisexual.

I met Stallone once. He was slightly drunk at an outback steakhouse. Could hardly understand anything he said

did she piss into your mom's mouth?

Literally autism: the posts

What did she mean by this?

No

Literally autism: the reply

Jean Reno sat next to me in a theatre.
Probably the only french celeb I met that you may know.

...

Your family looks horrible.
Sucks to be you.
And I don't even need to know which one of the 4 to know your life sucks.

I saw Mel Gibson having dinner once. He was by himself, eating a pretty juicy looking steak in this restaurant in L.A. I was awestruck to see one of my favorite movie actors, but I didn't want to badger him or anything, I actually wanted to come off cool and detached. So, as I passed his table with my date, I just half-stopped, said "It's just been revoked" and nodded. He just looks at me and glares. It was like staring into the abyss and the abyss was not only staring back, it was trying to claw into your soul.

So I went to my table and I'm just kicking myself, thinking I made a complete ass of myself to Mel Gibson. It was all I could think about, it was ruining my date, so I thought of going over there and apologizing. As I turn to check out the table, I see Gibson is still looking at me. Not average looking, psycho looking. He had a cold stare and a blank expression, the type of face that would make lesser men shit their pants. And he kept starring. He at his steak, drank his wine and ate his dessert (he had a fancy cake), and he didn't break eye contact NOT EVEN ONCE. The raw stake's bloody juice was dripping from his mouth, and he just kept going. He was a caged animal.

So I lower my head and soldier through. My date keeps yapping abour her job and her friends and how good the lobster at that restaurant is and I'm just trying to erase Mel Gibson from my mind. So when he gets up to walk out I think to myself "It's OK, maybe this night won't be a total dud". And as he's walking out of the restaurant, he passes by our table, and he just half-stops, much like a did. Points a finger gun to my head, smiles and then just walks out. My date was weirded out, but I was just relieved I could put "pissing off Mel Gibson" behind me.

So we step outside later on and my tires have been slashed and my car windows have been broken, there's scratches all over and I find a note saying "Fucking Jews" on the windshield. That was the last time I ate such a good lobster.

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Thanks for the (you)s faggots

that is an american fucking family lol

You could at least give some back in return you jerk

E4 mafia reporting in.

MOS?

I Met Ray Park at a comic convention a year or so ago.

I also met the actual Captain Philipps when he gave a talk at my college.

Both guys were really chill.
We all said Captain Phillips would be a good guy to have a beer with.

This is now a Jenna Fischer general

>So we step outside later on and my tires have been slashed and my car windows have been broken, there's scratches all over and I find a note saying "Fucking Jews" on the windshield.

Fucking Mel needs to cool it down.
Exact same thing happened to me.

Jenna Fischer looks so fucking depressed. I want to cuddle her.

>Your shit
Autism

Met Jimmy Fallon once in a bar in Manhattan. Funny thing was, I was in the bar with friends and noticed a whole table full of SNL cast members including Keenan and Will Forte. Fallon wasn't there yet. Nobody was bothering them and they were just hanging out and drinking.

So I go outside to call my cousin to tell him how there's SNL people just hanging out at this bar and suddenly I see Jimmy Fallon, before he even got the Late Night show bit after he left SNL. He was just walking by himself and passed me and entered the bar.

Fast forward to me being drunk enough to go up to him and talk for a bit. He couldn't have been nicer and talked to my friend and I for a good 20 minutes. He also paid the tab for the entire table the SNL crew sat at.

He also has super weirdly soft hands.

Three months ago his was in line at a 7-11 in Chicago near where I live. He was nice and was cracking jokes and was buying a Big Gulp and a tin of Snuz. I felt bad when I heard killed himself.

She needs to be stopped

me on the right

This

James Franco. I didn't met, but he was in the same night club as me and he kept getting turned down but a friend of mine.

She said he is as full of himself as he seems.

>Turned down woman talks shit about the guy.

How surprising.

I met Michael Rooker. He dresses like a hipster faggot

Say that to my face, faggot.

Bet you wouldn't say that to his face.

I wouldn't. He was a really nice guy

neither of these people is a celebrity

Your a fucking nigger

He was behind me in line at a 7-11 in Chicago about 3 months ago. He was cracking jokes and was nice to everybody. He bought a Big Gulp and a tin of Snuz

You seem to be unable to discern the direction of arrows. It is you who are the nigger.

>3 months ago

Then who was phone?

No

It's true because I saw him walking up to her a few times. And she is hot af

...

nice use of proper grammar, spear chucker

I misread you, but you also miswrite it0

>A celeb to euro trash
If you're not famous in America the you're not a celebrity

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Steve zahn shop at the store i work it (inb4 goose memes)

That's what happens when you poison the water supply with estrogen

How do you read his reply? I read it like very drawn out and sarcastic

oh the irony

Yes.

No

All me

Who is Lionel and why is he so messy? Tell him to take a bath or something.

>That sauce some... just sauce some.
What did he mean by this? Was the toy edible? I feel like that could backfire very easily, as children might start thinking they can eat all their toys and choke to death.

wow.. i used to think he was eh pretty cool guy

NIGGER

I think it is you who is the nigger

Hannibal is that you

Bruce Jenner killed some of my family in a car accident several months ago. I tried to meet him at the end of the trial, but I couldn't find him. I met his ugly twin sister though. She's nice. I got her number, but every time I call, some dude answers and he keeps sending me dick pics.

I met Robert Picardo at Fan Con in Newfoundland last year.
I met Robin Williams on the Vancouver Island Ferry several years ago.
Brian Downey from Lexx is my uncle, but he counts even less than Robert Picardo because who the fuck watched Lexx?

Says the big stinker himself who sits here day in day out and never washes like all the rest of you sad cunts.

Anybody else think his guest spot on the tick was one of the funniest things ever? Hearing him and the tick talk in those gravel voices killed me

Hey I'm not pretending to be a celebrity to ignorant foreigners who don't know better.

Which one are-.... you know what, I don't want to know. There's no right answer.

I had lunch with John C. Reilly once, he was in town to perform a bluegrass concert and he decided to stop over at the cinema where one of his films was playing to eat sandwiches and chat with the staff.

Me in the blue polo

Me in the blue polo

Rudest celebrity I've met.

Probably because nobody knows who the fuck she is.

What is wrong with his pants?

isn't she ripped?

Saw Jeff Foxworthy in North Point Mall in Alpharetta Ga. He was alone so I went up to him and shook his hand. He was shorter than I expected. I'm 5'10" with shoes on and I was at least 3 inches taller than he was maybe more. Told him that I enjoyed his comedy(not really just trying to be nice). He said thank you and then something like "it beats working" and just walked off. Kind of a dick.

When I was in Vegas in Jan. 2011 I saw Ryan Stiles from Whos Line Is It Anyway playing Blackjack at the Mandalay Bay casino. The table was full so I didn't actually play with him. He was obviously with friends so I didnt bother him with trying to greet him. I was kinda disappointed to see he wasn't wearing wacky shoes though.

this is pasta you cumfuck

Fail

Ryan Stiles lived in the town where my wife went to college. He lived in some gigantic house next to the water. Occasionally he would show up to local comedy clubs and do sets, completely unannounced. I hear he's very very nice.

>Fail
What is this, 2006?