Are you guys doing your part for the upcoming WWIII?
>Brit tourist ask for directions
>Told him I didn't know
>I actually did know
Are you guys doing your part for the upcoming WWIII?
Aren't Brits going in their own direction now?
watching all of you murder each other from the safety of my home.
>car with russian plates
>i scratch the paint with my keys
I'm going to move to Spain
*murders you*
*inserts a joint into your anus*
>sorry druggie, nothing personal
I wish I lived in Spain desu
sorry, no eurospics allowed here until the war is over
t. el friegaplatos
No, I will do what I can to stop it
who wants to visit your country besides pedophiles, ricespic?
have a Spanish gf, gonna make her lick my sweaty English bumhole tonight, I love rimming
kek
>dishwasher
I'm a pure blooded Anglo. I want to immerse myself in your language and ways so I can be of service to my country in the upcoming war.
>>Brit tourist ask for directions
>>Told him I didn't know
>>I actually did know
not sending him in the wrong direction...fail
>some Swedish lady who is accompanied by a nigress asks directions for a cinema
>we are right at the door of the cinema
>tell them to go around the building
>mfw I sent them to this shitty Russian shopping center that's full of angry gypsies and overpriced blingblings
>mfw it wasn't even intentional, I just forgot where the fuck we are
too cruel we're civilized here
>I'm a pure blooded Anglo
You shouldn't admit to be a genetic abomination, lad. Now if you were a norman.
>be louisianian who escaped hurricane katrina
>get cucked by fellow southerners in the playground
>tfw they mocked me and called me a "redcoat" when I proclaimed sympathies for britain
>had an excuse to immediately ostracize me
>never felt the same
Fucking Georgians, they're just like Australians except American style
>be Québécois
>anglo asks me for directions
>pretend not to speak English
>say something like "I... euh... euh... de... de boulevard it end dere, so you... ow you say, you ave to tourner à drette là-bas"
>of course, he doesn't understand what I'm saying
>in reality, I'm actually a native anglophone
>mfw
>ricespic
DELETE
>British tourists wants to buy some weed and asks where the nearest coffeeshop is
>send him into a random direction
>there are coffeeshops in all directions
Fucking Amsterdam. How do I send them into the wrong direction?
tell them it's at the better of the canal
Alternatively, give them a bottle of alcohol-free beer and tell them it's "weed beer with 10% ABV" or something like that.
tell them all the best coffeeshops are north of the river
I don't know what you're talking about.
wtf....
>tell them it's at the better of the canal
fuck's sake
bottom* of the canal
underrated
nigger tier behavior
>car with russian plates
>i kick the side mirror off
you guys were one of the first ones to visit here so you kinda shot your own foot there bud
>Tourist with thick English accent asks for directions in acceptable German
>seems pretty proud of it in front of his wife
>answer in my broken MMO-English
>Give wrong direction
Fucking Anglos get out of my town.
i do this too but with chileans
i've gotten at least two of them lost on purpose
...
that sounds cute tbqh
>see finn on a bus
>talk to him
>polish backpackers ask for directions
>i show them how to get there
>in the end i went with them myself to make sure they found the right place
I am doing my part for the upcoming politionele actie.
>indonesian tourist asks for direction
>send him in the opposite direction
fucking bersiap niggers
I'm still reluctant if we're gonna be allies with the commies on the north and the chinks by the bay so I ain't contributing anything yet.
straya cunts seems chill but they might put it in our butt so I don't know senpai. help me out here
what the fuck, that sounds a bit over the top
FUCKING ANIMAL!
I'd rather be neutral desu
DELET YOURSELF
omglol you monster
considering that our lands are good strategic bases if you were to attack SEA and neighboring countries, highly doubt none of these big assholes are gonna use us.
call Jorges psychiatrist that hes on the internet again
Just the thought makes my skin crawl...
I think that's forbidden by the Geneva cinvention.
See you at the Hague you war criminal.