What can we do to save the theater?

What can we do to save the theater?

ban anyone under the age of 25
confiscate phones at entrance
white noise machines to disable talking
mandatory guns for every viewer

ban the niggers and lower prices to an acceptable level
especially the food/drink prices

We can't its already fucked

Tickets prices are too damn high not to mention Millennials would rather stream or pirate it then going to a theater
Also Hollywood will continue with its sequel/reboot/adaptation bullshit until Disney overtakes them all

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prevent niggers and millennials from attending so that you can have an enjoyable experience without having to listen to people talking or be distracted by people texting every 5 minutes.

honestly if people weren't so fucking awful i would go to a lot more movies.

it's NOT the theater, prices or people who attend, that's the problem, you numales need to commit suicide ASAP:
the problem is the products being offered at the theater are garbage... but when you actually have a well crafted film such as star wars, people go nuts and it breaks records.

>b-but that's just because it's star wars!
prequels didn't make shit, 1 film literally out grossed all the prequels combined... it's entirely due to the quality of the work

disney's star wars iv retread did not outgross all the prequels combined

But Star Trek Beyond barely made money

release more movies I actually want to see at the theater

I feel like I'm on fandango at least once every other week looking for something to go see, but it's all been trash I would barely watch for free

Theaters would go out of business then, as they don't make anything off the films themselves until a week after the first showing. Most of the revenue made is from food and drink, ergo the price jacking.

Nothing. Affordable HDTVs and streaming content has made them obsolete.

Not even 3D gimmicks can save them now, as you can just watch 3D movies in your own VR theater.

>trying to save a public past time that's been slowly dying ever since the 1940s due to the invention of more convenient media including television and internet

Just bury it.

More marvel movies.

Better movies.

>ban anyone under the age of 25 so we cam lose 90% of our revenue
Don't go into business

>just bury millions of jobs
I bet your penis is smaller than your pinky.

Jesus Christ

Banning millennials would mean you and basically the whole demographic that loves going to the movies would be gone and theaters would lose 90% - 95% of its revenue

How fucking stupid are you?

make better movies

The movie theater business is buggy whip tier at this point. It's well past the point of being on the way out. All of the major chains have been absorbed by multinationals. The ONLY theatre businesses still surviving are the ones which ban bad actors, and using actuary data to determine what to ban is not a bad business idea for this sector.

You're the one who shouldn't go into business, because not only do you have a low IQ, you also don't have any common sense.

>losing money is a great business plan! You don't know business
Lol ok kid

don't try to defend your fucking horrible ideas

just don't.

it's really embarrassing just how bad it is.

Force the two ugliest people in the theatre to have sex infront of everyone and let people throw popcorn at them

>>just bury millions of jobs
Yes.
>I bet your penis is smaller than your pinky.
Yes.

did i hurt your feelings? thank god summer is almost over.

yes, 95% of moviegoers are millennials. maybe if you only go to marvel movies and chick flicks. retard.

Do you understand on a business standpoint how fucking dumb that is?

You are fucking retarded holy shit

we dont save them.
this isnt socialism.

It's impossible at this point. Only massive blockbusters make money anymore and even they bomb. So much so that there are elaborate tax scams to write them off to stay afloat. Ghostbusters, while a complete and utter failure, won't hurt Sony as a result. They knew this.

Ticket prices are insane. I only go to matinees during the week now that my local cheapo movie theater got shut down. Meanwhile the theater makes no money off the sales themselves and has to overcharge for the food/drinks.

It's a fucking mess and it's going to collapse soon with things like Netflix/Amazon Instant/Hulu gaining strength plus having WAY more talent and content.

> Reduce production budgets
> Reduce actors/actresses salaries
> End nepotism and give more aspiring artists an opportunity

>implying they should be saved

Movie theaters are disgusting overpriced rancid cesspools of filth. Just make everything streaming from the get go.

ITT: people from low income areas

ty dad for not being a complete fucking loser

Nothing. Let VOD and streaming kill the movie theater. Gaming consoles killed the video arcade and MP3 killed Tower Records.

>Wanting to save a Jewish industry of overpriced shitty experiences with normie filth left and right of you as you try to watch a movie with your overpriced food and niggers have their phones out on snapchat.