Met a hot brunette at a bar

Met a hot brunette at a bar.

She took off her skirt and underwear and has her ass up in the air doggy style.

Pic related. I'm about to fuck this pussy.

Jealous?

Dude my ass is less hairy than hers.

The fuck.

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kind of jelly tbh

Dude its like getting a blowjob from cousin it

LMAO

pics of the front/her face?

totally disgusted

The double trips

There is no way that the hair ends there. OP is a brave or extremely desperate man. Probably both.

>fancy

At least she had the decency to remove her penis before chatting you up.

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I WANT TO DIE.

preferably nowhere close to wherever the fuck that monstrosity is at.

Wow! Nice double trips!

Sharpy in pooper w/timestamp

thats a keeper

if you see an ass like that you know it's either a dude post op or a bitch riddled with disease and infection.

... more?

ewww I can smell that ass from here

Is that why you have an erection?

am diamonds user

How much did she charge?

Top Kek you could hide an army in that forest

Man ass right there

>this pussy
>posts a picture used 1,000 times

I'd hit it

This right here

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I hate it when people plays superior when if it were them, they'd be just as happy. You're as lonely and as sad as the rest of us. You're a fat neck beard virgin, near middle aged loser like everybody else, don't you dare deny it.

OP, if she's willing, you'd better marry that girl or start a relationship that surpasses the sex. If she'd follow you as far, then she's probably a keeper.

thats a great meme u got there

Oh snap!
So edgy.
Ya got me.

So glad I'm a literal fag.

YUMMMYYYYYY

No, you should be shot. You're a degenerate piece of human trash. you should be electrocuted or given lots of drugs until cured. That there's a woman, you shit packing shit eating worm faced bitch, and for her love, a great many men would do a great many things. Not you, you shit diving punk bitch.

>Jealous?
Of fucking a Sasquatch? Not terribly. All yours OP.