I envy all you neets, basement dwelling vermin and single dudes in small one bedroom apartments

I envy all you neets, basement dwelling vermin and single dudes in small one bedroom apartments.
Moments after you say your vows, marriage becomes a constant loop of "I can't believe I did this."
I am so unhappy with her, and terrified to leave.
Your face when stuck in an unfulfilling marriage you hope ends soon

you did this to yourself OP

>and terrified to leave.
Why

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Uh. I fucking love marriage.

why are you unhappy now? what changed?

Go go counseling or end your marriage. My.marriage is my greatest source of happiness. It is not supposed to kill you.

Me too.

I know a lot of Mormons who marry because they have the church in common, and a few months in end up like you.

You should never marry someone so you can be married. Make better decisions.

I feel you dude.
If I knew that getting married would turn into basically living with my parents again, I never would have done it, even though I love her.

Marriage is pointless.

.....But i'm gay OP????

This is true. How good is it after a hard days work of coming home to hearing "How come you haven't done this!? You do nothing around the house!"

I'm a fucking tradesman, I spend all day busting my ring off. Fuck all I want is a moments rest. And just wait till the kids come. Kiss your social life goodbye.

I work 7 days a week, usually 12 hour days and 3 hours of commute time so my 12 hour days are closer to 16s. She still complains that I didn't vacuum.

if you really do that, then shit son, i feel for ya

Buy one of those robot vacuums

>when u self induce all of your problems them act like life is completely out of your control

nicely done OP, that's a nice meme you've got going there. keep on meem'ing, my friend-o

Did you rush into it?
You should have lived together for a long time before marrying.

Also you could try communicating your feelings, chicks love that shit. As long as you don't do it like a retard.

I'm getting married in about a year, the only thing I'll miss(I miss it right now), is fucking other bitches and traps. Escorts usually.

you do know you can still do things when you're married right?
life doesn't change whatsoever, you realize this, right?
you seem like a guy who will contribute to the massive divorce rate because for some reason a massive portion of the population think marriage is some kind of magic spell which gets cast on you and makes your relationship perfect forever.
it's actually just a party which lasts a day, then you get drunk, get whiskey dick and you can't fuck, then the next day is back to life as usual.

TL:DR : marriage is retarded, and is for retards

I have known her since we where teenagers. We dated for 4 years and have been married for almost 3. I didn't rush into anything, that ring just turns them into ungrateful cunts.

You seem like a retard who makes massive assumptions about others based on very little information, or assumes everyone is the same as themselves.
>think marriage is some kind of magic spell which gets cast on you and makes your relationship perfect forever.
I've never thought that, you hang around with too many idiots.

I miss having sex with other people. I just don't want to hurt her or risk hurting her. I really like her. I miss having something, and that's fine. It's more realistic than pretending she's so good in bed I'll never desire anyone else.

I want to experience marriage, we've been together for 8 years, and their are legal benefits for us. Aside from that and having snazzy rings it will change nothing.
Unless this guy is right.

penis

are you a progenitor of the human race? if not, whats the point of having a wife?

Yeah, my wife and I started dating when we were 24 got engaged after 8 months and have been married 7 years. She's the best thing that ever happened to me. Your mistake was definitely marrying someone you knew before you were an adult and developed into a person. You should have dated other people and figured out who you were.

Kek, Rule number fucking 1 man, never get married. Shit. My cousin got married like a couple years ago, and he is so different. He and I used to be so close and always talked to each other at get togethers. Now he NEVER fucking talks to me. ONLY on occasion when his wife is in another room, or going and doing something. Also that dumb fuck got engaged and married within 1 fucking year of meeting her on a dating website. I can see it in his face, his soul has been sapped. He used to be so happy.

>work 50 hours a week
>school 50 hours a week
>"how come the dishes arn't done?"
>"you should clean the toilet"
>"whats for dinner?"
Look, I aint Mr Clean, she works too, but fuck all if I could get a hand. I come home after work, and start on my HW, while she watches Youtube makeup tutorials.
Also
>Why does our relationship have to involve sex?

Cant wait for my boy to finish his law degree and help me out of this god damn trap.

>mfw I let myself dream of a love I will never have because I'm afraid to let anyone in emotionally.

Marriage is great for me. My wife gives me sex twice a year and all I have to do is work and clean. She cooks on holidays otherwise it's my job

We have two beautiful half black kids (her grandma is a quarter brazillian, that's why they came out that way)

And right now I have the whole house to myself, and I relax once I'm done with my chores. She went out last night with darius, the yoga instructed she's just friends with

I don't pay you to love!

>tfw this is an accurate representation of how married men talk about life

I pay you for dubs!

Most Anons social lives have been banished to the wastelands for years.

You mean a wife?

and that's why the white population is shrinking

damnit ppl! breed! and make your kids fit and psychologically healthy! otherwise you WILL become extinct

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>Arab + Other
>+ Other

So whites aren't actually the smallest ethnic group. /polfags/ please leave, you are retards.

You picked the wrong woman

It's pretty great if you pick the right woman and are someone who should be married

Im guessing because guys get railed in a divorce and he didnt get a prenup

I've seen one decent marriage and one good one in my whole life.