You are at the store

>You are at the store

>"Ey white boi! U know where the magnums at?"

wat say?

"Sorry I haven't been to this store before, have a nice day"

"Probably not in the potato chips aisle, you dumb fucking nigger"

...

im about to buy some for my quite large white penis, may i show you the way m'lady? maybe we could engage in sexual intercourse after and I could be your boyfriend, its ok Im white and a have a job and even my own house. you could take all the advantages of an upper class life if you date me

"Ill show you, I was just heading to get some for myself."

;)

"In my van"

"i don't work here fuck off"

They sell guns at grocery stores in 'murica now?

"I'm glad you're not breeding."

I mean that have for a while now

I'm white so of course I don't. My penis is so small because of my skin color. Sorry, I wish I was big like your black boyfriend so I could assist you in finding magnum-sized condoms so he can fuck you with his superior black cock. I love you.

AHAHAHAH holy shit that was funny

but you do have to eat these

No

Would you actually wink and everything?

There's 2 in my wallet, babe.

kek

lmao

...

"The what?"

she's talking about Magnum Ice Cream

I'm black nigga

no lol

id probably just be like "uhh haha" and walk away

Gladly help her, because she does not need to bring more shitskins into this world.

Knock her out and colonize

Right here *unzips dicks*

>Yes I do. Wanna try em out?

"They have them back in Africa, monkey nigger"

>tiny dick spotted

kek

I can't believe Cucks like you exist

Niggers
Shit skins are Muslims.
Boy if you're gonna be a racist at least do it right you fuck

This is fucking scary. This shit is probably real . White people are crazy

shit skins arent hispanics tho?

Magnums? No idea what you're talking about.

just throw an egg at her for calling me a white boy

im not white

If I was up ya ass, you'd know!

Right next to these smalls I always buy.

Ayo lemme holla at shu baby gurl damn yo ass look fine

am i the only one who cringes when someone says white boi

Lol does my skin color bother you? You poor snowflake. Don't melt out here.

magnums??
you must have a HUGE vagina!

what r you even talking about

yes, made for big cocks, not pussy ass 6inch micro dicks

Idk I'm high as fuck

"Did you just assume my race and gender?! I will have you arrested for hate-speech, you bigot! I identify as an Asian gender-queer, left of male demisexual wymyn and my pronouns are xi and xim."

>jizz in my pants

y-you too

That's not a grocery store, it's a pharmacy and they might be right at the end of that aisle in front of the pharmacy counter.

That's how the RiteAid near my house is set up.

Where's nicole? Do you know nicole? Where is nicole? I love nicole

Put my cock in her mouth right away. Than say to her. I can't understand you without my cock in your mouth. Where you looking for?

> if nessicairly: beat unconscious first.

>Good evening black girl! I do believe you require the freezer section, located adjacent to the baked goods. Ta-ta for now!

Sure don't. I only go bareback

right in my pocket

lets go back to your place and try it in for size

THen you stealth her, by slipping off the magnum and impregnate her, and bolt

*shakes uncontrollably*
>I uh dunno what.... that uh is.

Try the freezer. Chocolate on the outside, vanilla white inside.

pls let me kiss your feet

Do you swallow cocks as well as you swallowed that bait?

Why would that little guy mess with that big motherfucker?

Actually yes they do.

...

Niggers are retarded and don't understand consequences.

For you

No they don't you dumb cuck. And that's not a grocery store in the picture.

I love how everyone assumes that OP by saying "magnums" meant condoms, maybe he meant ice cream

That insult makes no sense in this context, and you are wrong.

>Race traitors

HOLY SHIT LOL!

"Probably at the register."
And that's it.

>***Escaped ape found, I repeat, escaped ape found. Call animal control.***

Magnums are not big enough for me. You'll find Magnum XLs available online. Why the fuck are you trying to buy me condoms anyway? You look like a walking case of VD

i thought he meant the gun

I thought he meant the superior black cock. May I inform you about it, sir?

why i already know alot about it good sir you see i have sucked quite a few in my day hahaha

>european education

Oh, yes? You have sucked the superior black cock? Tell me more. Was it big and tasty? Did he cum inside your mouth?

oh sir i have to tell you that was the best god dam cock ive ever had

Bigger than any white one?

Holy kek, underrated post

Well that looks like walmart so it'll be on the 3rd aisle

Napoleon Complex most likely

Yes, it's why the superior black cock was enslaved by pathetic white cuckolds. Even as slaves the superior black cocks penetrated white women.

Lmao dank asf

Honestly this

Tell her that they are in my wallet and she can see one if she comes to the bathroom with me.

>wat say?
"Eek ook, ooga booga. You're welcome."

Yes, we are crazy. Tell your friends and keep your nose clean, boy.

"I'm a reverse magnum ice cream if you catch my drift "