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/brit/ - The Fat Bitch Queefing Edition
cara
>its a "mong puts the edition in the subject" episode
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russian embassy twitter is literally run by someone who goes on Sup Forums
hila
the gf just sent me this in the post x
Gotta disagree with this one.
out for a sail
mum didn't tip me for emptying the dishwasher so i spunked on all the plates
Alri.
Was kinda hoping you'd break your record.
Wanna try again?
But that sounds fun
yeah they disarmed it before it went off though
might work
would someone really be spiteful enough to give someone cancer just because they didn't tip?
poo in loos could beat the US in a war. All we have to do Is direct them to germany then we win
and its going to get Sup Forums shut down by the US government.
Business idea: give the delivery drivers bankers bonuses
whenever my dad wants my help with something he just does the job himself while I stand there waiting for him to let me do it, then he complains that I don't help
got a tooth ache lads
Just move the servers to the Ecuadorian embassy
there is literally nothing wrong with being a deano
that's the way society is set up
what else am I supposed to do? read aristotle and pray in a buddhist cave? fuck off you nonce spastics
needs to be later at night or earlier desu
Wish someone would explode my ball bearings
TV licence man is outside again :p
need a deano 'dora
tim as well
Hahaha
But yeah, your delivery guy hates you. And mentions it to the guys who make your food. And they get bored.
do you forget to tip the dentist
someone said my mega melt post wasn't funny and now I'm a bit upset
might have a drink
off to the "cave" to "pray to buddha" lads
>TV licence man
"i can wait all day m8"
Do it now. Keep an eye out ;)
come home white man
got these own brand caramel cornettos and they're the best thing ever
fuck actual cornettos desu
yet again you don't understand how deliveroo works lmao
Tipped the janitor lads, he says we can make the next thread right now if we like
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Get down to the chemist and get clove oil and some cotton wool buds. Use the cotton wool buds to rub clove oil on the bad tooth.
Sat in this hotel bored af lads, nothing but offices around here. rrreeee
NHS 111 'put suicidal callers on hold until they hung up
TIL that Britain isn't the only country with tv licences
didnt tip the yank and he sharted in the thread
Giggled at that post desu +1 upvoted it aswell
ah yes
didn't tip my bf and so he spunked on my face
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I use JustEat. And I always have a tip for the lad, at least a quid.
Caralad, are you ready?
been doing this routine for 3 years now
For fucks sakes
what area?
what for?
gf is becoming increasingly creepy
It really is a tremendous Pepe and Wojak
Near Philadelphia
Post results
how fat are you?
post body
World record attempt first carapost
IM ON THE NEWS LADS
Oh shit, just realised if I need a poo I'm fucked. Landlord and his worker are in the bathroom renovating.
I'll just hold it (if the need should arise).
imagine having to pay for Irish telly
bloody hell
briefly considered being a deliveroo runt for a few months to get fit + money
quickly realised I prefer being a fat NEET though
nonce
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Haha fuckin baldy
is it fucks sakes
fuck sakes
or fucks sake
>dianne abbott calls out the refugee attackers as tory racists
>its 3 blacks
ahahahahaha
i'm about to eat to eat my pizza covered in spunk desu
>Kenya like us more than France
proofs
Japanese and Aussies bloody love Britain
fuck's sake.
As in "For fuck's sake."
Didn't he get gangraped in prison and the inmates sliced "Katies Revenge" into his forehead?
wtf I love ghana now
wtf I love south korea now
ffs
Really considering the possibility of me being plain stupid.
Perfidious Pakistan
wish someone would do my Pos-Neg.
you fucking shit cunt
>asspain
haha rasheeeeeed
Feel a bit bad about ragging the Germans now.
Would only tip a delivery person if i got extra service desu
wow
>France likes Britain more than the British
what's spain's fucking problem?
germany aren't too good either
wtf I love these two posts now
can't do it as fast now anyway too many people on the site
this 2bh
still don't like the hair
colonies
then again so was pakistan hmmmmmmmmm
shant be reading that
the fascists of the future will be called gamers
and yet britons hate yanks
i wonder if these people realize that money is just abstract lending
>tfw there are millions of pakistanis in Britain
literally a fifth column
surprised israel is that positive
2015 Lowy poll here had you lads at 79%
>France has a higher opinion of us than ourselves
They were the good guys all along...
not really true irl
Japan, why?
hello fellow commies
is that all fucking ausrunts