/brit/ - The Fat Bitch Queefing Edition

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cara

>its a "mong puts the edition in the subject" episode

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russian embassy twitter is literally run by someone who goes on Sup Forums

hila

the gf just sent me this in the post x

Gotta disagree with this one.

out for a sail

mum didn't tip me for emptying the dishwasher so i spunked on all the plates

Alri.

Was kinda hoping you'd break your record.

Wanna try again?

But that sounds fun

yeah they disarmed it before it went off though

might work

would someone really be spiteful enough to give someone cancer just because they didn't tip?

poo in loos could beat the US in a war. All we have to do Is direct them to germany then we win

and its going to get Sup Forums shut down by the US government.

Business idea: give the delivery drivers bankers bonuses

whenever my dad wants my help with something he just does the job himself while I stand there waiting for him to let me do it, then he complains that I don't help

got a tooth ache lads

Just move the servers to the Ecuadorian embassy

there is literally nothing wrong with being a deano

that's the way society is set up

what else am I supposed to do? read aristotle and pray in a buddhist cave? fuck off you nonce spastics

needs to be later at night or earlier desu

Wish someone would explode my ball bearings

TV licence man is outside again :p

need a deano 'dora
tim as well

Hahaha

But yeah, your delivery guy hates you. And mentions it to the guys who make your food. And they get bored.

do you forget to tip the dentist

someone said my mega melt post wasn't funny and now I'm a bit upset

might have a drink

off to the "cave" to "pray to buddha" lads

>TV licence man

"i can wait all day m8"

Do it now. Keep an eye out ;)

come home white man

got these own brand caramel cornettos and they're the best thing ever
fuck actual cornettos desu

yet again you don't understand how deliveroo works lmao

Tipped the janitor lads, he says we can make the next thread right now if we like

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Get down to the chemist and get clove oil and some cotton wool buds. Use the cotton wool buds to rub clove oil on the bad tooth.

Sat in this hotel bored af lads, nothing but offices around here. rrreeee

NHS 111 'put suicidal callers on hold until they hung up

TIL that Britain isn't the only country with tv licences

didnt tip the yank and he sharted in the thread

Giggled at that post desu +1 upvoted it aswell

ah yes

didn't tip my bf and so he spunked on my face

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I use JustEat. And I always have a tip for the lad, at least a quid.

Caralad, are you ready?

been doing this routine for 3 years now

For fucks sakes

what area?

what for?

gf is becoming increasingly creepy

It really is a tremendous Pepe and Wojak

Near Philadelphia

Post results

how fat are you?

post body

World record attempt first carapost

IM ON THE NEWS LADS

Oh shit, just realised if I need a poo I'm fucked. Landlord and his worker are in the bathroom renovating.

I'll just hold it (if the need should arise).

imagine having to pay for Irish telly

bloody hell

briefly considered being a deliveroo runt for a few months to get fit + money

quickly realised I prefer being a fat NEET though

nonce

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Haha fuckin baldy

is it fucks sakes

fuck sakes

or fucks sake

>dianne abbott calls out the refugee attackers as tory racists
>its 3 blacks

ahahahahaha

i'm about to eat to eat my pizza covered in spunk desu

>Kenya like us more than France

proofs

Japanese and Aussies bloody love Britain

fuck's sake.

As in "For fuck's sake."

Didn't he get gangraped in prison and the inmates sliced "Katies Revenge" into his forehead?

wtf I love ghana now

wtf I love south korea now

ffs

Really considering the possibility of me being plain stupid.

Perfidious Pakistan

wish someone would do my Pos-Neg.

you fucking shit cunt

>asspain

haha rasheeeeeed

Feel a bit bad about ragging the Germans now.

Would only tip a delivery person if i got extra service desu

wow

>France likes Britain more than the British

what's spain's fucking problem?
germany aren't too good either

wtf I love these two posts now

can't do it as fast now anyway too many people on the site

this 2bh

still don't like the hair

colonies
then again so was pakistan hmmmmmmmmm

shant be reading that

the fascists of the future will be called gamers

and yet britons hate yanks

i wonder if these people realize that money is just abstract lending

>tfw there are millions of pakistanis in Britain

literally a fifth column

surprised israel is that positive

2015 Lowy poll here had you lads at 79%

>France has a higher opinion of us than ourselves
They were the good guys all along...

not really true irl

Japan, why?

hello fellow commies

is that all fucking ausrunts