I have a potentially deadly brain disorder and want to sleep with more woman before I risk dying in surgery...

I have a potentially deadly brain disorder and want to sleep with more woman before I risk dying in surgery. Problem is I have a girlfriend of 7 years who's pretty opposed to it. What do?

Headaches are getting worse and my vision is turning to static. So there is a timetable on this.

Step 1. Break up with gf
There is no step 2

Jesus this isn't that hard people

Travel to Amsterdam and start fucking every prosititute there.

Dump gf, spend savings on hookers.

But she's been faithful to me for 7 years. That's incredibly cruel.

Nevada would be closer. Also I'm not into doing woman who might not be into me. That's just sad. Also they want to send me to the Mayo clinic. Even after taxes there goes my savings.

I mean after insurance. Thinking is hard. That would be the painkillers.

You could seriously fucking die from this right? As strange as it is to think this she should be organizing god damn threesomes if you've told her about this.

I get she wants to be your one and only but it's not like you're going to fuck someone and spontaneously break up over a booty call. Honestly she should seriously be realizing you can die and be willing to send you out with a bang.

So since I might die the moral quandary is solved by just dumping someone who's loved and stuck by me this whole time? Is that better than cheating?

And you'll be dead in what, the next one? Let her fucking move on with her life you dipshit but be honest about it

I have actually tried to convince her. It's a no go. She says she's attack the other girl. I believe her. She once told me that's she's "jello" of my sister.

Dumping her is bad too. Last resort territory.

Drive the point home that you have a very real chance of dying. You want to experience more things before you go. If you don't die you're still hers but if you do at least you had a hell of a last year or so.

Try to get her involved, MFF threesome with someone you both like can be really kick ass and leave both of you super satisfied and even closer.

life is cruel. next.

Well there's your problem. She's crazy.

You're partners, not her possession.

Not necessarily. Google AVM. Mines in a spot that's causing me visual problems and pain. Still not necessarily a death sentence by any means. If anything the surgery might be what kills me or not. 25 percent chance tops. Still if you had a 25 percent chance of winning the lottery you'd buy a ticket. It's not something they have solid numbers on though. It's rare. They think. It only shows up if you get a brain scan or possibly during autopsy

Nah, your gf is right and you shouldn't get anything only because you're heavily exaggerating the risk of this surgery. Hope you die desu.

I'd be getting ready to die with a 10% chance bro, you're in terrifying chance turf. Your risk is very real.

Damn, well that sucks but still. If that were me and I'd really want to fuck more chicks, then my answer would depend on how much I love my gf. Is she worth losing over some tail, user? Because a potential death sentence shouldn't really change your answer to that

In actuality it's more like 3% chance, not 25%.

Happiness is a funny thing. It really a drug in your brain that gives you that feel good hit. Having sex with lots of different women definitely gives you that feel good effect. That being said is more all the time better? Hyperbole of this example is using heroin. If you want to feel absolutely the best you should take heroin. Yeah it messes you up but you could argue you could catch a lot of STDs no matter how careful you are. Do you really think that repeatedly going after strange will ever really satisfy that thirst for more happiness? Learning to come to terms that your girlfriend makes you happy and being content with that level of happiness will feel content. In that content you will find a peace you never knew before.

Best of luck op, i hope everything works out for you i truly do

The only other option I can imagine is an expensive hooker. If you can live with being a bit of a dick to your gf by not telling her, it's basically the best way to fuck a chick without her knowing about it

Not when it's swollen and causing pain. It's 3 percent per year if it's "normal". Over ten years a normal one has. 25 percent of bleeding and potentially causing death or severe brain damage. I'm not that lucky. Still it's the surgery that's risky.

So you are agreeing that you are exaggerating the risks to your gf so you can get away with cheating? You know you're not going to die.

She actually does refer to my dick as her penis.

Oh shit son what the hell are you doing
Have you not learned how to see red flags

Actually she doesn't know I saw the second specialist and no. The risk is because of its placement and the fact it's swollen. I'm not even allowed to lift weights because that could cause it to burst. She only knows about the first MRI.

I'm just happy I got her to stop cutting.

Well, you can probably use that to help convince her to do a threesome at least. Get her aroused by the thought of both of you just destroying some girl you both like. Is she scared you'll fuck better than she will? Make it a competition to see who can break the 3rd person first.

if everything you have said so far is true, then I bet she has already cheated on you.

What exactly are you looking for here? If you want to cheat and justify it with "well I had an 1

OH FUCKING SHIT SON. If you look up codependent in the dictionary there's her fucking face

Honestly, this guy's probably right OP.

Nah, she once gave a crippled patient in the nursing home she worked in a handjob and she broke down and told me. She doesn't have what it takes.

Yes, I'm that guy.

It is a test from God. Stay faothful and loyal and you will probably survive. Cheat like an asshole, and I wouldn't be very sure about your chances. God does not will being a dick to your loyal lover.

That's not how reality works. Millions of innocent people died in the Holocaust. What exactly does that say about your god?

If she doesn't mean enough to you to be faithful during possibly the last moments of your life, just say fuck it and break up with her OP.
But if you actually give a shit about her? Nah you fuck and love that bitch so hard she'll follow you to the afterlife Sup Forumsrother, that is how you fucking fill the soul man, crazy bitches will be the most loyal, best fucks of your life if you treat them right
But again, if she matters that little to you, then don't be a whiny faggot about it, go fuck bitches