I have a problem and I need some advice b/ros. So I live with my girlfriend and her mom in an apartment and everytime my girlfriend isn't home her mom will put on this short nighty she wears after she takes a shower and will bend over in front of me when she's "cleaning" or doing whatever. She doesn't wear panties with it so I always get a clear shot of her ass and pussy when she does it and she's not dumb so I know she knows what she's doing.....but the thing is I can't tell if she just likes the attention or if she wants to get fucked cause besides when she does this she doesn't flirt with me whatsoever. So how would I go about finding out if she just likes attention or wants the D? I may post pics if I get actually useful advice. Thanks guys
I have a problem and I need some advice b/ros...
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Say "Can I take a picture? It will last longer."
Dont say a fucking thing. She is testing the waters to see if you will cheat on her daughter.
Just sit back and enjoy the show. or not, depending on how old and fat she is.
Fuck the mom. She wont be able to tell her daughter. It would kill there relationship
Pic of mom?
Let it be known you are interested and fuck her. Get all the pussy you can.
She is 40s or 50s but has a nice ass and poon I'm not complaining at all trust me. But you really think she would do this to "test me"? Seems a bit much but idk...I figured she might just like attention cause like I said she doesn't flirt with me at all besides when she does this so idk what to do :/
Easy. When she is walking around strutting that ass, just unzip your pants and take your junk out. Let it dangle from your pants and don't say a word. Act as if nothing unusual is happening at all..just keep on sitting there watching TV with your dick in your lap.
If she ignores it, move along. If she says anything, you'll know what to do.
Like I said I'll post pics I've taken of her bending over for advice but idk about a face pic.....trying to get help to get my dick wet not caught I know how Sup Forums works
Do what said. Or just walk around in the house with a boner in your underpants.
I'm worried about making it awkward for her and her stopping showing off to me though....like if it is just for attention and she doesn't want more I don't want to fuck that up
Offer her a drink. Start talking to her and touch her. See how she reacts. If you go too far then you can say you were drunk.
Ask her if she needs some help with that, see what she replies. You might just need to beark the ice, or crack it a little and things will run their course
Don't trust her, OP. Tell her you can see her puss and tushie next time she does it. Act as though you're just being chivalrous. But no matter what do not fuck . She is test. Unless of course you're not that into your girl in which case play her at her own game ... 'accidentlly' drop your towel or such things as to tease her . Use your imagination but Play her game until you both can't stand it and fuck like dolphins on heat. Always maintain deniability though .
Well this seems a little far, but the concept is correct. I wouldnt totally take my cock out, but i would wear soimpy shit too just wear shorts that can show clearly that youre hard and a tank top. And whenever she does it, be in a poaition where you can clearly see datass. Innocently follow her, if necessary. Just make it obvious that she is getting the attention and make it obvious that your body is ready, but act as if nothing unusual is happening at all. She will either fuurther escalate if she wants the d, or if she doesnt, you have very plausible deniability that you dindu nuffin
>were drunk
Did this ever worked? I thought, this is just a redneck meme.
Walk around in your boxer shorts man when she in her night gown. Watch where her eyes wander and if you catch her looking at your junk a few times, shes interested.
Cum where she is "cleaning" when she takes a shower. She will get the message.
make a move on mommy - unless you see yourself spending the rest of your life with your gf
never pass up new pussy as a young man. you will regret it later.
Well then lets see that Ass
I don't think she's testing me but I'm not sure...maybe she's waiting for me to make the first move idk
So I should let her get a gander of the goods and see how she reacts? Do you think it would be too forward of me to walk around with my wood showing? Or if I get drunk just blame it on the booz and say I don't remember? My biggest fear is I'm wrong and I will fuck it up for myself. But I'd love to fuck her while my girl is away that's like every mans fantasy.....should I tell my girl what she does and see what she thinks?
fuk er in her pu$$y
ok, maybe as a compromise, you come out of the shower, wearing only a towel. Maybe you wrap this smallish towel around your waist and go to the kitchen to make a sandwich. See if she is coming around to catch a glimpse.
Maybe sit on the couch and eat that sandwich with only your smallish towel on and see if she hangs out in front of you.
Anyone else want to see the mom or is just me
Lets see her OP
Let's see her bend over photos. Post her ass on Sup Forums.
Dude it's simple.
Slyly get video of her doing the whole bending over showing ass and pussy thing. Get enough footage that there is no doubt it's not an accident or anything.
Once you have enough solid evidence, make your move. Just feel up her pussy or something. If she's into it, win. BUT more importantly, if she isn't into it you have enough footage to a) make her think twice about telling your gf and b) discredit her should she tell your gf.
Don't tell your gf unless you want to marry her, which brings me to my next point if there is no ring on your finger, then stuff you cock into as much pussybas tou can cause I guarantee you gf and her mom and getting dicked behind your back...girls are sluts cause they got so much dick poking at them...now post some pics damn it!!
Come out with a towel on and half chub and go to pick something up like a dog or cat and let it fall. That way you can just say "Oops" or whatever and play it off like an accident. You will know what's up after that.
Was going to say this. If this does not work maybe walk around in some boxers. The towel also has the advantage of being able to up tuck your boner if you are afraid of popping one.
where the fuck is the slut mom pics?
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what a fail bros
wow..
pic is tiger benson
just get a boner and dont say anything. See what she does..
The only good thing coming out of this thread. OP has abandoned us.
You have no fucking idea then, just how fucked up women are and how far they will go to fuck with people. But hey, if you don't give a shit how it'll turn out....by all means literally grope a tit and grab her by the pussy.
^^^^
This
I think its a test, let her catch you fucking your gf and see if she asks to join
He is not going to post the pic.
he doesnt have one. He was projecting his fantasy of his mother in law showing him her ass. In reality she is fat and dumpy and wears a bathrobe and complains about her hemorrhoids.
I hope you get with the mom and then the GF comes home just as you stick it in. You still get stuck with an STD, which you eventually reveal to the GF. She breaks up with you and you fall into a depression and kill yourself.
As far as does she want the attention, the D, or to look out for her daughter I would saw its A and C. She definitely enjoys the attention, that should go without saying. I think you're a clueless idiot for even questioning that. Almost all women thrive on attention. Does she want the D? Maybe, how would we know? The thing is, she might really want you to fuck her bad but the way you approach it would determine everything. You could come at it the wrong way and she might feel that it was too awkward and absolutely shit all over you and your relationship.
Regardless the best option is to do nothing. You get to enjoy the show, don't even have to be shy about it. She'll probably keep doing it and you got nothing to worry about. Don't follow her around, sweet jesus. Just act like she's a dumb bitch floating around for attention, which is exactly whats happening. Even if she wants to fuck you or is doing it for a specific reason, she's keeping it up because she's a stupid bitch who enjoys the attention or wants to create some drama. Regardless if she's trying to trick you or fuck you thats some serious bullshit dumb women drama shit. Fucking her daughters boyfriend!? Are you stupid that shit is exactly what a stupid drama loving woman would pull, same thing for trying to trick you.
She might just want to feel sexy knowing she can turn on a young guy who's even in a relationship with a much younger girl, still a dumb bitch move but you shouldn't push it anywhere.
Infact if she ever came on to you you should take the high ground. Nothing better than putting a bitch in her place and you can even hold it against her in a number of ways. You can say I won't tell your daughter but this is fucked up bla bla bla, building some rapport between you two, gives you a dirty little secret.
>TL;DR don't fall into bullshit female drama, just sit back and enjoy. No need to push it any further just for some pussy.
This.