>be me, 21 y-o shy fag >see this cute girl on a train >looks around 20 >wtf she has a teddybear >post on Sup Forums about her >anons advice me to talk to her, I do that >we get along and I get her number >meet her the next day for lunch >wtf she still has her teddybear in her bag >date goes well >she pays her part of the bill without me asking >invites me to go to the movies the day after >we go and see Split (good movie) >she invites me to her place >we kissed and hugged >I left after dinner
And now I am at my place hesitating to call her again. She's really sweet even if she's weird (damn teddybear) and shy as hell, I don't want to scare her.
She's got those borderline eyes. Run FAAAARRRRRRR AWAAAAYYYYY
Just kidding, borderlines aren't that bad. Okay, well, they're great in bed, they will do -anything-
Eli Adams
Kys faggot this thread again
Chase Nelson
OP what do u have to loose. Just wrap it up
Bentley Flores
Them crazy eyes
Ryan White
I don't know I really like her I don't want it to look like just a one time thing.
Chase Green
This a million times. Do Not Put Your Dick in Crazy. Sane women are already irrational as fuck on account if them being awash in oestrogen.
Luis Murphy
you see what happens when you listen to Sup Forums?
now go to her and fuck her, say you want to lose yourself inside of her, see what happens, post pics.
Colton Robinson
Progress. ya dumb butt
Nathan Collins
So after you dip your wick don't go ghost on her. Girls don't think you're going to be using them just cause you fuck em once. Stay the night and make a coffee for her in the morning, be a normal human being and make your intentions obvious
Jack Davis
This only applies to normies who can and will get with another girl. If you're unlikely to find a passable mate any time soon just go for it. You have no standards anyway this is more than enough for you @OP
Nathaniel Taylor
this man is goddamn right op dont be a 13 yo shy cunt dont lose the opportunity youre given just stay in touch with her
Kevin Anderson
OP here I asked her if she wanted to come to my place tonight, she said yes ! I'll try to see if I can get it on and maybe get some nice hot cocoa for the morning.
Jose Morgan
the fuck lmao
Charles Davis
This makes me happy since I was the one who told you to ask her about her damn bear on the train.
Good job kid.
Jack Peterson
That damn bear
Anthony Hill
You know she's going to apologize to it after you fuck her, apologize for the things it's seen.
Nah, she'll probably get a little better with time or medication. If you like her be supportive and understanding though.
Ayden Bailey
Oh my God I really hope she won't leave it it the room looking at us. It's called Philibear.
Colton Mitchell
My God, you can see her entire iris. I hope you can stay as calm as a rock OP because whether it takes one day or one month, she will go fucking crazy on you.
David Ramirez
She IS pretty weird. She has shivers from time to time with no apparent reason, she always has those wide eyes and she names most of the objects she regularly uses.
Jayden Sanders
I wouldn't worry about it. It'll be weird at first but you'll get used to it quickly.
Benjamin Walker
I would get away from her fast as hell. Thats not even remotely normal.
You will wake up one night with her with an axe on the top of you ready to strike you dead.
John Thomas
She is pretty cute, user. Hope the best for you, don't waste your chances. Even if it goes bad you'll actually have done something to try.
Brandon Bennett
Thanks mate
No she doesn't seem dangerous. She just seem like someone who doesn't get out very often.
Michael Russell
She could be schizophrenic and medicated, or otherwise mentally ill, but is obviously off the baseline-normal spectrum of sanity.
If it's clear to you that you can't get anyone less crazy, then be patient and kind and grow with her. Just don't be afraid to gently end it if her problems start interrupting your daily life.
It's going to be difficult, good luck and Godspeed OP
Anthony Phillips
txt her saying "lets play come call of cutey together. ill fire my rifle into your trench and give you my care package"
Joshua Wood
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Oliver Powell
This is epic. Keep us updated at regular intervals OP. I think you are in for a wild ride, but get the sauce and some good fucks while you can.
James Sullivan
Teddybear here, fuck off you moron or I'll cut your throat. Bitch is not interested in your Wiener. All she needs are some fluffy 7 inch!
Ethan Clark
She is cute. But a fucking teddy bear?
Oliver White
That's a bonus.
Regular chicks are fucking obnoxious. At least the crazies are interesting.
She's cute af and I say go for it OP. and if not, I'm happy to take her number.
Benjamin Robinson
If anything she probably has an anxiety disorder, which is easily treatable.
Cameron Thomas
He has a name. It's Philibear.
Ryan Perry
Checked.
Now what you're going to do is take her out again on the third date, see?
That is the date for making the sex.
On this date, first thing, you are going to go to motherfucking build a bear, and you and her are going to build a bear together.
Evan Thomas
Don't be scared of the pussy user, you've already made out with her and didn't scare her away. She wants tour cock
Lucas Perez
We don't have build a bear stores in France
Jaxon Watson
I say there's nothing wrong with bears
>da bears
John Brown
She's autistic, if you win her trust, she will be your little sex kitten for life.
Don't call, text her, and see how she's doing. Never send more than 2 texts without getting a response, 3 if you think she forgot or something came up.
If no response after 3 texts, just wait (for days if you have to).
That's always been my rule... and now I'm happily married to an asian waifu from a wealthy family.
Charles Watson
This
Jeremiah Price
Its a trap.
Dominic Russell
Fuuuuuuuck.
Michael Mitchell
Wow
checked.
Connor Sanchez
And checked
Brandon Reed
Seems like a good rule she told me she doesn't like phonecalls.
Also what do I do is she sends a kinda kinky pic ?
Aaron Reyes
Then hit the chunnel and go to merry old England. Make a trip out of it so it seems special when you are debasing and debauching her.
I thought frogs were supposed to be romantic and shit...
Christopher Carter
No we're mostly assholes
Jaxson Morgan
If she sends you a kinky pic, say something nice about it and then be all coy about sending one back, but do it eventually, just make her work for it.
Benjamin Bailey
Yeah I'll do that
Thank you
Robert Sanders
you know the rules OP
Adrian Richardson
Which ones ?
Daniel Powell
OP, delete the pictures you took of her boobs if you get into an actual relationship with her. She didn't seem against being photographed so you'll be able to get more, but if she finds those you're done.
Julian Watson
What boobs? Where?
Nathaniel Stewart
Hers. They are big and round.
Nolan Brooks
She really is cute. What are her hobbies?
Eli Phillips
She works part time at a daycare center and she loves it
She loves photo, cinema and plushes (obviously). She plays video games too.
Connor Gutierrez
>You know she's going to apologize to it after you fuck her, apologize for the things it's seen.
Adrian Butler
She's a keeper, user Don't fuck this up
Xavier Rivera
I hope I won't.
What should I cook ? I now she likes spicy stuff but I don't have much to work with.
Michael Turner
Ask about the teddy bear
Josiah Wood
She carries it because she feels anxious when there are strangers around and it helps her feel better. It's named Philibear and she's had it for years now.
Parker Ward
I'm a Borderline PD girl and can confirm we'll do pretty much anything in bed. Literally. But I don't have crazy eyes
Hunter Young
pics for proof
Ryder Nguyen
Fucking beta male
Jack Harris
Best love can be a crazy love.. just never give her words she can use against u and dony play into power games.. esp in text.. and she will always come back thinking she was wrong. Always take the higher road. Never call her crzy. Don't get on her levek of arguements always find peace and this girl will think ur a god. Do it like a boss though don't whimper and complain. Say something t like this is getting out of hand maybe we can talk over dinner? If she goes craY on u. Calm loke a solider mofo and u can crush any ego battle
Levi Ross
man if you guys connect, what the fuck haha I wouldn't think too much on the teddy bear. It's weird as fuck, but at least she's confident enough to take it around
Brody Lee
your keyboard had a problem there mate ?
Thomas James
Crazy just means she's like Trinity in the matrix.. enjoy this shit neo. Be a gentleman and take high roads and don't go to her fighting level if it comes to thag and u good dudd
Connor Murphy
Nah I just like pissing off people who think typing on a keyboard makes them smart
Gavin Flores
Cant wait for her parents to get home
James Fisher
Puttanesca, a little heavy on the chilli. Slightly messy food that's easy and fast to prepare. Slightly messy food is good for 'come to my house' dates, it helps lower the tension.
Op, she is realy cute and my advice is...leave Sup Forums forever and pet her.
Adrian Sullivan
Speak for yourself fag
Nathan Carter
gl op
Is this ur first dare ever?
Kevin Cox
No I've had some before even had a girlfriend for a brief moment.
Joshua Price
post them
Jose Gonzalez
Me today >go out with mates for couple of drinks before Uni starts again >nervous about exams so not really in the mood >waitress comes over with drinks and some chips I ordered >says "enjoy your food" and smiles >I reply >"I love you too" and begin eating >Everyone, including the waitress stares at me >literally get up and walk outside and cringe >walk back in and sit down >guys order more stuff just so the waitress has to come back >I apologise and waitress smiles and says "haha dont worry people always say im hot and stuff so im used to it" >I reply >"no i dont think youre hot at all i didnt mean to say it" >She just glares and walks away.
i hate my life
Easton Powell
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Jacob Phillips
wrong thread there m8
Nathaniel Thompson
...
Benjamin Allen
underrated
Nicholas Jenkins
Hahaha you faggot.
Reminded me of this pic I saw the other day
Jacob Ross
You should tap that.
Anthony Adams
my sides
Lincoln Bailey
Need advice /b
>be at the grocery store with my friends >waiting in line for my friends to buy their shit >just standing looking around and shit >see QT cashier staring at me with a smile >I was sort of like Woah wtf at the moment but I did look back >now the store is pretty busy at the moment and there's alot of customers in line >caught her a few times looking back as the lines moved >looked back at her to let her know
As I'm leaving which I'm getting more near her I seen her lifting up her pants (seen day tight ass jiggle) and she looked back and seen I was Looking LOL but we made eye contact again shortly after that. What you think b, you think she was interested? I am good looking enough, and I can always go back the grocery store isn't to far from me.
Easton Morales
reminds me >be me at the local massage place >get called, its my turn >this beautiful girl stands their pointing to the door with cozy lighting >i walk in and undress >tell her i've been really tense lately >"i'll fix that for you" she says and smiles >massage session is done, i feel tired and my back feels like a pizza dough >about to leave when she says "Drink alot of water now" >"you too, bye" i replie
Brayden Hughes
I don't think she was interested in you that much but yeah, go there. You've got nothing to lose, expect maybe your virginity.
Jonathan Sullivan
user, your on Sup Forums youre fucked up too. Protect that smile, play along alittle and eventually she'll normalize out abit. Or she wont and just the weird cute girl you only ever see in movies.
Ayden Long
Nice trips and LOL you are right there's nothing to lose. I think she was interested the line was busy as fuck and I'm looking in the middle of nowhere to see she's looking the opposite direction (which is facing me) and she was just smiling.
Joshua Howard
Damn, she's cute af. 90% she has a mental disorder though and that bear is some sort of coping mechanism
Jacob Watson
Where does the name Philibear come from? I thought you Frenchies refuse to use English locally.
Xavier Jenkins
I'm guessing it's a pun about the name Philipe or something like that
Michael Taylor
I'd like to know the results of your 2nd attempt.
Sometimes that happens to me as well, but there's nothing I can do. Met a very cute and nice cashier in the store last weekend, too. Haven't seen her since then, and as I said - what am I gonna do? Can't ask her for her number there, can I.
Jaxon Parker
Looks like a feminist i would run away
Jacob Davis
>smiles at a customer >do you think she was interested? No