I am in urgent need of the most fucked up jokes you can think of

I am in urgent need of the most fucked up jokes you can think of
pic unrelated

How fucked up?

Your life

whatever you want man

Israel is a country

lose all friends and potential gfs fucked up

show me what you got

So my girlfriend noticed these bumps developing on her chest recently. Worried, we went to the doctor to get them checked out. It turns out, it's what we feared.

Puberty.

try harder

What's the difference between a dead baby and a box of newborn kittens?

One's good for eating, the other's good for throwing at passing cars.

We getting there

What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.

In 1984 they had live aid in 2000 live aid for the millenium in 2004 they hard farm aid.... Now tell me aids is bad for Africa.

Having sex with a girl the other day and half way through i asked to put it in her ass
"in my ass?! have some etiquette" she said
I thought, etiquette? thats a big word for an 8 year old

All of these jokes suck.

Whats the hardest thing about nailing a baby to a wall?

My dick.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.

Ill admit im disappointed in the quality

What's the best thing about fucking twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them

Here we go, thats what we want

What do niggers and feminism have in common?

Neither work.

Did you hear about the new gun called the nigger?

It doesn't work, and you can't fire it

Not sure how fucked up these are really, they are getting old.

>How did they know the pedophile was jewish
>he said, hey little boy, you wanna buy some candy?

>What's the difference between a freezer and a gay man
>you cant hide dead babies in a gay man

Cant be arsed to write more.

My dick is so smell, I dated a woman with a clit bigger than my dick. You might know her, Caitlyn Jenner? It was pre-op...

Cadillac goes over a cliff with 5 niggers in it. Why is this a tragedy?

A Cadillac seats 6

That first one was pretty good, made me chuckle

What does 80 year old pussy taste like?

Depends.

A recent survey reported 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang-rape

If I had a dollar for every racist thing I said, a nigger would rob me.

you

checked and keked

thanks guys, partially solid effort

What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

here boys

Why did the gay man eat his dead lover?
He wanted to feel him squeeze out of his asshole one last time