What do you call this facial hair / hairstyle combo?

What do you call this facial hair / hairstyle combo?

the virgin

van dyke

I really hate these stylised fucking things. You have an amazing mustache and walk around like you have a big dick, you're clean shaved or you're letting your entire beard grow. No other option.

goatee

>i tell people what to do with their face on an Internet forum

the "poopstainonchin"

Douchebag

That's a Mobius mustache

the "Men are still good"

The Freddy Got Fingered

The "Stalin On Vacation"

The 90s numale

The Jim Rome special

Strong mustaches are top tier.
But other than that I agree with you

van dyke's don't connect the mustache to goatee

The Grizzled Guzman

the contractor/first baseman

Mustaches are ugly as fuck. There's a reason they went out of fashion.

The middle aged, middle class redneck.

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the divorced dad

What was his name again?