ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION

>ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION

(Last one got murdered)

Ability to have skin that's as hard as steel

You rust with exposure to rain and tenpwrate climate.

The ability to alter outcomes in my favour

Temperate*

But you have an addiction to gambling

Ability to fly

Can only fly at walking speed

Ability to walk through walls

But only when you suck a dick

But you will also walk through floors, thus you're constantly falling

Shoot lasers with your mouth

How is that a drawback

Only transparent ones

>the power to completely control photons in a 50m radius, thusfocusing them in thin rays while creating huge darkness zones

Because you're always in casinos, you'll never leave and only want to go to casinos

>Ability to have skin that's as hard as steel
And just as flexible.

The ability to find my pants when really hung over.

But only when you suck a dick

Yes but you will always win

Could it be his own dick?

>the power power to give anyone an orgasm, as long and strong as you want

But you'll never find your shirts when you're high

Ability to have girls fall in love with you instantly

But you would be prosecuted by everyone: casinos, mafias, law enforcement... sounds like a good comic plot.

But only when you suck a dick

>Ability to walk through walls
but only walls that have unlocked doors in them.

Immunity to "no shirt, no shoes, no service" signs.

But they all become addicted to you and may kill anyother, even you

But only if you wear a fedora

Become immortal

>Yes but you will always win
No they will alter outcomes in their favor. when losing enough to look legit is in their favor that is what they will go.

But you're eternally depressed

Stopping time for everything but yourself

...without any ways to suicide orbecame uncounscious, eventually witnessing the end of all living things, planets, stars, and even the whole universe.
>Stanislav Lem approves this

You cant start it up again

>the power to show people how they really are

You yourself have no genitalia

But your mom also has one at the same time

But you can't fuck any girl due to that

Ability to breathe nothing and survive in space

>Stopping time for everything but yourself
Time stops as does all atomic movement, the universe hits absolute 0 instantly when you do this.
Don't worry you are the only one who witnessed the end of everything.

The ability to find at least 15 cents in any car ashtray.

But oxygen is poison to you


The ability to manipulate the masses to follow me anywhere

You can only move when time is frozen

People got tired of your bragging and ditched you in the middle of space nowhere

The ability to make any drawn/rendered character real

>Ability to breathe nothing and survive in space
Contact with air causes you to ignite so you have to stay in space.

The ability to throw a pizza at least 300 yards.

Everyone thinks that you are an asshole for wasting food

The ability to projectile vomit

Your brother-in-law figures out you're a criminal mastermind, forcing you to kill him and making your entire life fall apart

The ability to orgasm when snapping your fingers

You cant enter or break in cars by yourself

Your hands are cut off

It's a currency outside of the country you are currently in

You are a massive fucking nerd.

Ability to create life. (Like trees n shit)

But you become animated character in return

>Ability to shit gold painlessly

Those characters are all retarded

Ability to eat pizza before it's cool

You have neverending diarrhea

> ability to eat anything as nutrition

Sooooo... it willnever be the current currency?

That's good, gave me a giggle

Everything tastes like actual feces

everything tasted like shit

>the ability to kill a person by thinking about it very hard

You get a debilitating migraine for a month

Your gold shit poisons anyone who touches it.

The courage to kill myself.

You're immortal

But you have the memory of a goldfish

> Ability to animorph into anything

Your feces becomes the most unstable explosive known to man

They will literally only follow you, they will critique everything you do.
Your power only works in the white house, no white house, no gold
You will never be "cool" in your life
Yes, essentially
A single thought of yourself will lead to constipation based death

your hardened steel skin prevents you from moving or communicating when activated.

But you only turn into the animals you hate the most

>Ability to understand and speak any language

Tou become a cheesy trashy teen series of novels. Also if you stay 2 hours in the same shape, etc.

You always sound retarded

But whenever you animorph you get given $36

You can only speak back in the same way white people perceive nigger speak.

I have the ability to know what it's like to be dead

Only applies to dead languages. Wich is still pretty cool, but almsot useless.

But every fourth word will be in the wrong accent/dialect/honorific, which will steadily annoy anyone you talk to.

>the ability to create sand in any gap, like a pocket or between fingers

But whenever you create life you feel good about it

You die

but the sand disappears after 3 seconds

>ability to teleport to any McDonald's in the world

But the sand comes out of your body orifices.

But you can only black sand like the stuff in new Zealand

You must uncontrollably and immediately urinate the same amount as the amount of sand you've created

You forget your wallet every time

>>Ability to understand and speak any language
But you lose the ability to know what language you should be speaking. While this does lead to a career as a taxi driver it doesn't do much else.

>> Ability to animorph into anything
Someone is yiffing in hell tonight..

>I have the ability to know what it's like to be dead
Yes you do, but do you have the guts to go through with it?

The ability to cast pudding based spells.

It's molten steel

>The ability to summon and control a giant robot that's both indestructible and super-strong

But whenever you do you die

Every McDonalds now only sells fillet-o-fishes

>ability to get 8 hours worth of rest in 30 minutes of actual sleep

But the giant also gives you money from his pockets

The rest is filled with unimaginable nightmares

Only if you are neekid.

>the power to launch small objects with tremendous force with just your thumb and index fingers

> It's not under your command and it's pissed you pulled it away from its kid's bar mitswa

The ability to talk to any dead person

You're blind

The small objects have to be your own teeth

They cant talk back

But whenever you do someone does a poo in your mouth

The ability to summon mods

The ability to do anything with no consequence anywhere and I don't feel pain or uncomfortable ever

The dead think you're retarded

>Ability to gain powers based on the video games you've played

But you also get paid

But you die immediately

Ability to ensure that when walking with a group of friends on a sidewalk you are never the one who has to shuffle behind the group instead of walking on the road next to the sidewalk

>>The ability to summon and control a giant robot that's both indestructible and super-strong
It is also shaped like a butt plug and permanently lodged in your ass.
Shin Getter Dildo, activate!
Don't worry they will base 7 anime series on you.

The ability to pirate movies from the future.

No fren

Your time in dark souls has given you the power of reckless bravery

But the future police rape ur Virginia

You can never git gud

But your games become unplayable and you lose your hands

>ability to go super saiyan at will

You become increasingly introverted and nihilistic and because nothing you did had consequence everybody forgot about you the moment they buried you

The power of having 1 bill dollars and always feel happy

You never get trips

> Ability to become invisible

>>Ability to gain powers based on the video games you've played
You never play anything but Boong Ga Boong Ga again.

People no longer get angry when I piss on them from a balcony.

Nice

But you're a sayian woman

But your voice becomes louder than 25 nasa rockets

>The ability to summon meteors

You'll get crushed by one, eventually

>Ability to use telekinesis

You have terrible aim and can't catch, making everything hit you in the face at top speed

> Being the perfect spy

>People no longer get angry when I piss on them from a balcony.
You now live in Germany.

>> Ability to become invisible
Your atoms get permanently dispersed across the universe.

>> Being the perfect spy
You are bland an unmemorable. You spend a long and perfect career gathering info that quickly begins to bore you but that your supervisors say is really valuable. You also get tons of paperwork. You are also stationed in a country where all the women are covered in tarps so you can't even tell which ones are hot. You wish you were a terrible spy like Archer through your entire career.