The world has ended, no humans are left, you're all alone... the world is your playground...

The world has ended, no humans are left, you're all alone... the world is your playground, everything is left for you the same way it was yesterday, you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
So what will you do if you're the sole survivor, Sup Forums?

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hide in my basement

post on Sup Forums

Finally get myself a jetski

Document the final hours of the human race and make an archive for the next species to come and learn about us.

answer that strange knock at the door

>no humans
>doesn't say animals are dead
>get naked and fuck a horse
>have human-horse hybrid babies

masturbate

break into a pharmacy and then cruise around town in a ferrari loaded out of my skull

>fap one last time
>an hero

Good point, user. Well, let's say animals are alive, only humans are gone.
I myself, Op, would fucking ram the sex toys shops and get all the kinky stuff! then learn some medicine basics, because dying because of a cold or minor infection sucks!

Just take a sledge hammer and start smashing shit. I could EASILY steal a bull dozer and level a house in an hour, but imagine how fun it would be to destroy a house one support beam at a time.

Drive a train while masturbating.
Drink all the expensive stuff.
Sleep in mansions.
Get a generator and watch porn.
Die in the first 2 years because of overdose or alcohol poisoning.

Fill my house with sexdolls and name them, fuck a new one everyday

Complete sex robot. Or make clones so I can fuck myself.

Fap
Destroy houses, cars and shit
Drive any car or bike I see
Enjoy nature
Shoot stuff
Kill myself after two years because bored

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Find the corpses of all the girls I've ever wanted to fuck, unlock phones, and beat it to nudes of them after fucking the corpses

Witnessed and the same

This. I'd probably start smoking weed and go fishing alot

I would do the same

Find mirror. Since there are no humans, I need to look and find what the fuck I am.

Shitpost on Sup Forums.

so basically do the same thing you are now

Live like i am in Fallout, i think it would be a very nice life...

Why so fast? Maybe see the world first? Then sweet rest, suicide in a classy way, with drugs and alcohol and a stroke because of masturbating.

Clone making is super easy so makes sense

If it's a fallout situation, we're all dead user, you won't survive for long either

Did you make that video? Only 7 views.
I enjoyed it

>No Humans left
>Jklol you're there, though

seriously, I wish the world would just end already

Die because I run out of perishables and have no electricity nor gas connection

See the world? Dude I'm in Europe, all nature I need is already there, I'm not interested in rotting cities. Two years are a lot of time, my man.
I never tried drugs and I don't drink alcohol, I would die much faster shooting myself in the head.

Realistically this is probably one of the top priorities

We all know all of the fuckers on Sup Forums would die in 2 months because they can't manage on their own, no electricity or mommy cooked food means dead

probably i would die while trying to land a plane. or then after couple of months when i run out of food

Destroy some shit, then fucking kill myself

I'm from Europe too, but come one, man... The US and a lot of parts of Asia have a lot of amazing landscapes! they're worth seeing! But on the other hand, I get your idea... 2 years on your own with no contact seem like hell

How are you going to see the world? Learn how to fly a plane or sail a ship from a book?

Alot of troll posts here, I'll try and type out a real scenario that I'd probably do, also I live in Chicago so this is where I'm basing it

I'd move to one of the rich downtown skyscraper apartments downtown, the ones where the thing is bigger than most houses. Mainly for the view and to see at night if anyone's alive, you'd see lights or fire somewhere

Then I'd work on gathering supplies, food, water, weapons, gas, and transportation. Moving around quickly would be a motorcycle cuz cars would be stacked everywhere. Then a fast play car cuz why not, then an SUV for work purposes. Also would gather alot of pointless shit cuz why not.

Then I'd fortify my apartment floor as much as possible, weld a doors from stairway, throw as much shit on stairs, baracade. I'd use the elevator shaft as my way out with a rope and pull system with rope climbing gear. Use only a select few exit elevator doors. I'm paranoid like that cuz I wouldn't believe I'd be the last. Otherwise id spend a lot of time fucking around the city exploring and doing whatever. I'd enjoy the skyscraper view and at night I'd retreat to a secluded room to make sure nobody could see the light I have or sit in the dark and look for other peopels lights. Then probably contemplate suicide after awhile

When that got old I'd eventually pack up what I needed and loved and move south to where it's warmer and find some old abandoned cabin or house, and live the rest of my days hunting and trying not to kill myself. Im an outdoor person so that would be fine for me

I'd probably collect alot of pointless bullshit at the apartment, I'd also try to leave some kind of record of me and what happened.

Go on a really nice road trip while most of the fod in grocery stores is still good. Visit landmarks and consider the hubris of the human race.

I knew you would say that but how the fuck would I travel to the US by myself? But yeah, Asia would be really nice. A man can do a lot of stuff in two years.

That was my point.

skyscraper = a long-ass stair climb, especially if you're trying to carry supplies, unless you have a big-ass generator that you've tied into the buildings electrical system.

Come on, sailing is not that hard! sure, most of the GPS satellites will, probably be down, but you can learn that shit, it's not that much of a deal! Piloting an aircraft is out of the deal, because that shit will get you killed for sure

Wouldn't mind the climb, I've got all the time in the world anyway, plus I'd need to stay in at least decent shape. And yes I'd try and hook up a generator to an elevator for awhile then once I got what I needed (big stuff) I'd use the rope and pully in the shaft (for the carry able shit).

Would be interesting to say the least

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Except I'll choose a fucking bunker, fuck the survivors, they'll only bring trouble. I'll hide my ass and hope no one finds me, I can live on my own just fine. just make sure I hoard a shitload of canned foods, freeze meat and hunt if needed.