ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION

>ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION

>The ability shapeshift into a beautiful little girl

>But whenever you do you also get given $36 dollars

>the ability to always shake the correct dose from a bottle of pills.

>but all pills will turn into fake viagra.

Only for the female contraceptives pills

>can run through walks.

But only when naked.

>can hold your shit as long as necessary.

but only when there's a dick up your ass.

You have the power to know someone's future a hour ahead.

But it only works on strangers you'll never meet.

But you're unable to tell the person whose fortune you see

>you can run at the speed of light

>can make my penis smaller

>but only to and From the nearest gay bar

but only directly into a black hole

But only in front of Hot woman That want sex with you

>you can swallow gallons of sperm without feeling sick

But only when attempting to have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Also
>instant teleportation to any place on earth

>you can rape OPs mom whenever you want

The ability to summon tacos at will

To any gay bar of your choosing and but you can't leave the premises

>the power to ressurect Adolf Hitler

But only from Taco Bell.

everybody here is doing it, that's not a fucking superpower

But you can't get your dick erected

They are veggie tacos

Drinking alcohol actually makes as awesome as you usually think you are when drunk

Worst taco you'll ever eat

>Can guess heads or tails when flipping a coin

But they're shitty, re-heated fast food tacos

in a gay bar

you instantly become a jew.

X ray vision.

Lol

Doesn't want to kill Jews anymore only paint

But only super spicy

> ability to mind control

But he will be ressurected in 1945.

but your liver fails the next day.

Only works on ducks

but only in your local gay bar

only if you're the OP
>ability to see through clothes whoever i want

But only if its from your dad

He sees what Germany has become and kills himself again

Only gay men to chase After you.

>Can jump super high

see

Can't unsee thru cloths

have to be activated in a gay bar

Ability to breathe underwater

In the closet same fag.

Ability to prevent your mother from dying in her sleep.

only indoors

Can't breath not underwater

The ability to look like one of theese two guys.

But you have to reply to all posts.

No high leg bones density

>can make any woman be willing to suck your dick

Only if you reply to this post

>but only by replying to this post.

1 of them is me
try again faggot

but become gay

Of men

but only women with feminine penises

Will call the police afterwards and charge you with sexual assaults

>Can breath under water

they do it but are aware they don't want to
>rape

Kek

Cant breath out of water

I said any place man

but only in space

But drown breathing air.

But can't breath above water

We did this already
>lurk moar

You never have to shit or piss ever again

The ability to see 24 hours into the future.

Ability to shoot bullets out of your finger

it's more elegant if you don't contradict the original power
>the power to redpill normies

you shoot shit out of your dick while orgasm

But can not go back to normal

> invisibility at wll

Vomit to expel waste instead

Can't change anything

But whoever youre dating/fucking has to take all those poops/pisses

Cant do anything about the information

>Can talk to animals

>>You're able to noclip through and floor/ceiling/wall

Please no gay bar stuff

Have to reload thru your benis

It is not only incredibly painful, but you have to wait 24 hours until you can turn back

Thats called anorexia

you die afterwards

The power to become invisible at partys
Oh wait... I already have that

>the power to change skin color at will

But have no social life

Cool story bro

forever
but only in Chinese

Only word they know is nigger

But only corals - and they only speak Swahili

only when pointed to your head

But only through metal. wood, drywall etc Still get in the way

But can't change back

Live In the early United stats

Everyone knows where you are

>Ability to punch very hard.

thats actually useful to me

only in gay bars

but only darker
can't turn it off

be able to greentext wherever and whenever i want

So it would only be useful in jail and like a bank lol.

Everytime you change you have to eat your own shit for the day to recharge your power and if you don't you die.

But you become so edgy People die of external bleeding shortly after

I am Chinese. I'm pretty content

Be bald and bored