>ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION
>The ability shapeshift into a beautiful little girl
>ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION
>The ability shapeshift into a beautiful little girl
>But whenever you do you also get given $36 dollars
>the ability to always shake the correct dose from a bottle of pills.
>but all pills will turn into fake viagra.
Only for the female contraceptives pills
>can run through walks.
But only when naked.
>can hold your shit as long as necessary.
but only when there's a dick up your ass.
You have the power to know someone's future a hour ahead.
But it only works on strangers you'll never meet.
But you're unable to tell the person whose fortune you see
>you can run at the speed of light
>can make my penis smaller
>but only to and From the nearest gay bar
but only directly into a black hole
But only in front of Hot woman That want sex with you
>you can swallow gallons of sperm without feeling sick
But only when attempting to have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Also
>instant teleportation to any place on earth
>you can rape OPs mom whenever you want
The ability to summon tacos at will
To any gay bar of your choosing and but you can't leave the premises
>the power to ressurect Adolf Hitler
But only from Taco Bell.
everybody here is doing it, that's not a fucking superpower
But you can't get your dick erected
They are veggie tacos
Drinking alcohol actually makes as awesome as you usually think you are when drunk
Worst taco you'll ever eat
>Can guess heads or tails when flipping a coin
But they're shitty, re-heated fast food tacos
in a gay bar
you instantly become a jew.
X ray vision.
Lol
Doesn't want to kill Jews anymore only paint
But only super spicy
> ability to mind control
But he will be ressurected in 1945.
but your liver fails the next day.
Only works on ducks
but only in your local gay bar
only if you're the OP
>ability to see through clothes whoever i want
But only if its from your dad
He sees what Germany has become and kills himself again
Only gay men to chase After you.
>Can jump super high
see
Can't unsee thru cloths
have to be activated in a gay bar
Ability to breathe underwater
In the closet same fag.
Ability to prevent your mother from dying in her sleep.
only indoors
Can't breath not underwater
The ability to look like one of theese two guys.
But you have to reply to all posts.
No high leg bones density
>can make any woman be willing to suck your dick
Only if you reply to this post
>but only by replying to this post.
1 of them is me
try again faggot
but become gay
Of men
but only women with feminine penises
Will call the police afterwards and charge you with sexual assaults
>Can breath under water
they do it but are aware they don't want to
>rape
Kek
Cant breath out of water
I said any place man
but only in space
But drown breathing air.
But can't breath above water
We did this already
>lurk moar
You never have to shit or piss ever again
The ability to see 24 hours into the future.
Ability to shoot bullets out of your finger
it's more elegant if you don't contradict the original power
>the power to redpill normies
you shoot shit out of your dick while orgasm
But can not go back to normal
> invisibility at wll
Vomit to expel waste instead
Can't change anything
But whoever youre dating/fucking has to take all those poops/pisses
Cant do anything about the information
>Can talk to animals
>>You're able to noclip through and floor/ceiling/wall
Please no gay bar stuff
Have to reload thru your benis
It is not only incredibly painful, but you have to wait 24 hours until you can turn back
Thats called anorexia
you die afterwards
The power to become invisible at partys
Oh wait... I already have that
>the power to change skin color at will
But have no social life
Cool story bro
forever
but only in Chinese
Only word they know is nigger
But only corals - and they only speak Swahili
only when pointed to your head
But only through metal. wood, drywall etc Still get in the way
But can't change back
Live In the early United stats
Everyone knows where you are
>Ability to punch very hard.
thats actually useful to me
only in gay bars
but only darker
can't turn it off
be able to greentext wherever and whenever i want
So it would only be useful in jail and like a bank lol.
Everytime you change you have to eat your own shit for the day to recharge your power and if you don't you die.
But you become so edgy People die of external bleeding shortly after
I am Chinese. I'm pretty content
Be bald and bored