>be me
>go to Canada from Italy to work and see gf
>leave cat under my mom and sister supervision
>sister doesn't give a shit about cat
>cat dies
>sister acts depressed about it and makes sad post on ig
> two weeks goes by and I receive this picture
I don't know what to answer her, so I guess it's dubs chose what I text her
You never cared about [insert cat's name] , stop acting like an attention whore
"the cats name was seltzer not zelda"
Pic of the cat in case anybody wants to see some pussy
I will avenge my pussy. Beware, cunt.
even your eyebrows dont want to be near it
ohh =(
The only way to make up for the dead cat is for you to show me your tits
I'm going to use my cock like a sword to behead you and reclaim the throne of my cat that you starved to death you putrid foul cock demon.
Aww cute
say omg what are you doing with your life you are going to have a tattoo of a cats name on your face for the rest of your life wtf happened to you that would make you think that this is ok
check em
fuck. too accurate
she has a promising future of smelling like piss and booze, sleeping in the park, and asking strangers for money to feed her emaciated dog
...
Dog? You mean chihuahua
Would've sent screenshot but phone is fucked
storys like this is why i dont go out the house. humans are strange
nah, tattoo-faced street kids always have big dogs that would be expensive enough for working people to feed
You never cared for the cat, you effectively let it die. Why would you suddenly get a tattoo with its name? It's like you're shitting on Zelda's grave..
dubs checked
...
Fuck you OP
You keep that Zelda on your head and my friend will put Link in your mouth!
Poor pussy!
translate
bump cus i have a cat that my brother took in and quit taking care of now i take care of it hes a piece of shit just like your sister lmfao hope she falls down the up escalator
Roll
Can she even understand that, you fucking retard?
it's pretty obvious from her reply that she understands what he's saying. learn to googletranslate, faggot
non si è nemmeno posta il problema del
perchè le scrivessi in inglese?
L O fucking L
Fuck that. You translate it to me.
But what you're saying? You're fine, I think you're exaggerating a bit
translated
Liar
OP it´s only a henna tattoo.
Im surre thats not real.
Tell her man, good on you
she has the fairly odd parents on her arm. it's real
Da dove sei?
100% it´s not a real tattoo...
>she has the fairly odd parents on her arm. it's real
OP da dova in italia sei?
it's real you twat. henna is dark brown - and it doesn't leave the skin around it like that
poor cat :(
post a pic without the tatt
OP is gone.
Cat is dead. His sister is out of order...
ayy mamma mia luigi more-a pizza for the oven
>twat
But what are you saying? You're okay, I know you're exaggerating a bit
op are you still here? what's your sister saying?
Thats because they can't fuck small dogs.
This cat died? now i'm angry... cause she looks awesome
"got in to something"
what do you mean? relax, it seems like your exaggerating a little
that its wierd for me to think this isnt normal
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit
Text her:
Eyy! Whadda you do to a you face?!?!
Nice try troll. If she would be Italian her mother would have beaten the shit out of her for scarring her face like this. Italian mother, they are not for jokes. Would you be Italian you would know.
tell her
If you want to do something that make me feel better why don't you send me a tits picture instead of a face with a fucking tattoo on it... you know how retarded that is? (in Italian)
reroll
i am italian, dumbass, not everybody in italy is retarded like people from the south, where this little tattooed whore is probably from
also, not op
> see face tat
> think it reads "relax"
> realise it suppose to mean "zelda"
Even if its probably bite, this tattoo is fucking awful
polentoni detected
aaa, so cute
I don't care about your sister though