Trump General - SHILL WARS EDITION

FIRST THEY IGNORE YOU - THE DONALD TRUMP TRAILER
youtube.com/watch?v=R3ZGYCfW4cw

elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/
NE, WV: May 10th
OR: May 17th
WA: May 24th
CA, MT, NJ, NM, SD: June 7th

>VOTES
CURRENT: 10,716,280
TARGET: 12,089,564 (BUSH 2000)

GOP ELECTION TRACKER
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/

LATEST BANTZ
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

UPCOMING EVENTS
donaldjtrump.com/schedule/

TV STREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams

RALLIES/TH
>Indiana Victory Speech 5/3/16
youtube.com/watch?v=5oO4YqOGClY
>South Bend, IN 5/2/16
youtube.com/watch?v=hhHuMW7haS8
>Carmel, IN 5/2/16
youtube.com/watch?v=6Qf1eUb-9L8

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on O'Reilly Factor 5/4/2016
youtube.com/watch?v=cduTf8DhLCk
>Trump on CNN Wolf Blitzer 5/4/2016
youtube.com/watch?v=AZx49s-NW_U
>Trump on Morning Joe 5/4/2016
youtube.com/watch?v=_JWv-Db2xeQ
>Trump on Fox and Friends 5/4/2016
youtube.com/watch?v=0hyVjEByFFg
>Trump on Today Show 5/4/2016
youtube.com/watch?v=ueXDzz0Kdj4
>Trump on Hannity 5/2/16
youtube.com/watch?v=qDvOdZF-hzo
>Trump on CNN 5/2/16
youtube.com/watch?v=dAY3UbtHCTk

ENTERTAINMENT
>Based Taiwanese Animators
youtube.com/watch?v=hOjJUgADNaI
>Cruz Hits his Wife in the Face after Dropping Out
twitter.com/thehill/status/727665400687800320
>Unofficial Campaign Video
youtube.com/watch?v=nD7inyUaA6Y
>Lynne Patton "The Trump Family That I Know"
youtube.com/watch?v=lxaKUo5naoY
>300: Making America Great Again
youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw

Official /Trump/ Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

Other urls found in this thread:

nytimes.com/2016/05/05/us/politics/trump-gop.html?
correctrecord.org/
archive.is/ox908
hillaryclinton.com/contribute/donate
tunein.com/radio/The-Steve-Deace-Show-p34685/
hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
earthdispatch.com/foxnews.html
vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
twitter.com/AnonBabble

REMINDER THAT HILLARY SHILLS ARE REAL AND THEY ARE FLOODING OUR BOARD


WE ARE AT WAR FAGGOTS

WE ARE HIGH ENERGY AND WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED! THIS IS AWOOOOOVMENT!

DO NOT RESPOND TO HILL SHILLS

DO NOT RESPOND TO BAIT

I can't support Trump anymore. I am now a #HilShill

Trump needs to win just so Michael Moore dies of sheer rage.

Drumpf eats pizza with a fork lmaooooaooaoooo

HOLY FUCKING SHIT MICHAEL MOORE IS THE MOST DELUDED FAT FAGGOT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

I'M ACTUALLY RUSTLED BY THIS LARD LESBIAN

Now that we're entering the General Election, we're going to need as much HIGH ENERGY meme magic as possible to defeat "Benghazi is Killary." To that purpose, we need to direct our HIGH ENERGY to Trump via /TrumpGen/ by posting a lot of the same type of dank meme, in keeping with the normal spread of meme magic. Do your part by claiming your MAGA'd waifus today! I claim Penny!
>Make Beacon Great Again!

#imwithher

DIGITAL WARRRRRR

nytimes.com/2016/05/05/us/politics/trump-gop.html?

>For some in the party, the question of whether to embrace Mr. Trump is not merely an intellectual exercise. Some staff members at the Republican National Committee were told Wednesday that if they were unable to get behind the nominee, they should leave by the end of the week.

BTFO
T
F
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Guys we could end Hillary Reign, If we all switch to democrat and vote for Bernie, we could take out Hillary right now, and Trump would easily be the next president...

>California

has semi-closed primaries.
Californians must register as democrat or 'No Party Preference' to vote for Bernie!
Must be registered by
Mon, May 23

>Montana

has open primaries.
Montanans can vote for Bernie Sanders regardless of their registered party

>New Mexico

has closed primaries.
New Mexicans must register as democrat to vote for Bernie!

Must be Registered by Tue, May 10

>New Jersey

has closed primaries.
New Jerseyans must register as democrat to vote for Bernie! However, undeclared voters are able to change party at election ballots.

Must be registered by may 17th

>North Dakota

has open caucuses.
There is no voter registration in North Dakota: Just show up!

>South Dakota

has semi-closed primaries.
South Dakotans must register as democrat or undeclared to vote for Bernie!

Must be registered by Mon, May 23

>Washington, DC

has closed primaries.

Nuke the democratic convention. Force a contested convention

>Thinks Trump will lose in a landslide
>Doesn't know Trump is winning more states than Hillary in votes

THIS IS A WOOOOVMENT!!
shills please kys

Jake Tapper is a fuckin douche

YAAAAS

SLAY QUEEN

REMINDER THAT correctrecord.org/ is responsible for the shills

Why is Chris Chan on TV?

MAKE AMERICA GREAT
GET OUT AND VOTE AT 6AM!

I refuse to listen to Michael Moore's shilling anymore.

I was subjected to enough of that crap through high school.

Pretty sweet guys

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I just spent 60 freedom bucks on MAGA hats for myself and my family. Have you purchased your hats, Trumpgen?

How would you feel if, while in office, President Trump gets himself impeached on purpose to blow out the Senate

>lost the culture war

WHY IS THIS DEGENERATE ON KELLY

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FUCK OFF YOU NIGGER
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Nate Silver is laughing at you Sup Forums

No one is being paid to shill for Hillary. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign.

Michael moore spilling spaghetti on Megyn Kelly

Mentioned flashing his fat folds

>i wish i was at a Trump rally

Can't afford a hat on 2 cents a post

So I'm a #Clintoris

I dunno, what are fags watching? I could use some ragefuel I suppose. Nothing like a spike in your blood pressure to keep you going after a Trump rally.

Would you stop this shit already? No one is voting for an old Communist kike.

YOU ACTUALLY CAN STUMP THE TRUMP!!!

HEY GUYS

JOIN MY THREAD

>moore thinks Trump has lost
>still thinks Bernie has a chance
>""""numbers game""""

Holy fuck the fat has gone to his head.

>Michael Moore

What the hell are you watching with Fatso on? What is he saying?

Michael Fatass Commie Moore race baiting and using class warfare. Surprise surprise

>neogaf memes

This is so bad, it's funny

I think I might make a meme war-themed version of this and use it until the shills are gone.

i bought 3 incase someone steals it

takes a while to ship from the US though. hopefully ill get them next week

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No shills are being shilled to shill for Shillary. It's a shill funded shill and a shill shill to shill her shill.

He's was just on Megyn kelly

No one is being paid to shill for Hillary. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign.

BUILD IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

archive.is/ox908
>"I Don't Know How To Explain It" - Confused Clinton Can't Explain Own Comments To Coal-Miner

Moore is a MESS

Recap of yesterday
>The civil war is over
>Trump on VP: Looking for someone who would help pass things in Congress
>Beck: Kasich has least amount of personal integrity than anyone in the race
>George W and H.W. Bush to skip convention
>Hacker says he breached Hillary’s private server
>Says he also knows 10 others who did
>Vicente Fox apologizes to Trump, invites him to Mexico
>Trump responds to V. Fox “Get your money ready because you’re going to pay for the wall”
>Trump planning RNC convention
>Katrina: Everyone who ran being considered as a potential VP except Jeb! and Lindsey Graham
>Manafort on Kelly file
>”why would Donald Trump need to change anything?”
>”There is no reason Trump needs to stay away from the Twitter.”
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>Milo breaks Rules 1 & 2
>Mika cites article saying she can legally enforce pickup truck bet
>Rob Reiner says media doesn’t go after Trump hard enough
>Slammed by Mika and Joe
>Reiner says Trump supporters are racist
>NY Times: Trump describes 4 things he’ll do in his first 100 days
>1 Design wall with Mexico
>2 Ban Muslim immigration
>3 Audit the Fed
>4 Begin repeal of Obamacare
>Gingrich: Never Trump risks harming the country
Afternoon
>Romney to skip GOP convention
>Romney and Bush dynasty will be represented by 4 empty chairs
>Mexican congresswoman wants to ban memes
>Trump post picture of himself on twitter eating a taco bowl to celebrate Cinco de Mayo
>”I love Hispanics”
>no guac
>Buzzfeed triggered because Trump said he got it from Trump Gill
>Item is actually from Trump Café
>This is who we’re fighting in the general
>Hillary takes the bait
>releases ads in Spanish and panders harder than ever
>Paul Ryan won’t back Trump
>Trump campaign releases statement
>Rand Paul will endorse Trump
Tonight
>Trump with Brett
>Have you ever spoken with Putin?
>Trump: No comment
>Carson: Trump may consider Dem VP
>Pew: 57% agree with America First policy
>David Cameron: Trump deserves our respect

>megyn comparing Moore and Trump

Moore is getting buttmad lmao

Africans for Trump.

Got mine right here senpai

Chip in to let Hillary know you're with HER -- and ready to win!

#MakeAmericaWholeAgain #ImWithHER

hillaryclinton.com/contribute/donate

I can tolerate Hillary shilling but this absolutely deluded Bernie shilling from fat fucks like Moore really gets under my skin

I want all the Bernouts to fucking die in a gulag

>Shills attack
Time to go guerrilla.

>implying he wasn't already BTFO by drudge today

LMAO. THIS DUDE HAS BROKEN.
His base is hard right Christian conservatives, and now he's talking about "Trump cucking himself to Globalist's'. LISTEN IN FOR THE BUTTHURT. Kek. He just said cuck again.

Steve Deace Show
tunein.com/radio/The-Steve-Deace-Show-p34685/

JUST IN FROM THE FAT LESBIAN:
>biggest landslide loss ever: Donald Trump. You heard it here first
>I know many things, one that Trump is going to lose

Someone PLEASE save this to be rubbed in his fat fucking face November.

hahahaha very American taste that's for sure. At least you're not drinking Miller/Coors Lite. You must have a pretty good metabolism/work out a lot if you could down those in large quantities, though.

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Same here. I ordered two hats the night Pancakes dropped out. Hopefully they get here before June.

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Fat fuck moore thinks trump will lose in landslide kek

HURRICANE KATRINA GOING TO BE ON KELLY FILES

hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/

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>voting for Bernie


TOP KEK

get out of here

HURRICANE KATRINA GONNA DEFEND TRUMP'S TACO TWEET

GET IN HERE, NIGGERS
hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/

As a female I just wanted to point out that I will never fw a trump supporter. Just sayin

saying cuck over and over again is not very Christian of him

FURTHER DOWN THE MEME-HOLE

Is that a picture of Hillary & Chelsea Clinton on the floor behind Donald?

Next to his left hand (on the right hand side of the picture)

Of course. The pumpkin has since turned into a mushy mess however.

DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CREATING BROWSER EXTENSIONS

Some user the other day floated the idea of creating a browser extension that replaces #NeverTrump with #Hillary2016. How difficult would this be?

Are you loli?

custum

I have a ridiculous metabolism, but even so I'm getting too old for this shit, especially if I get the desk job I'm aiming for this summer instead of lifting bags of dirt in the heat.

Better keep on topic though, apparently we triggered somebody last thread.

How come they're still voting in the upcoming primaries if there's only one candidate left?

what was with Trump saying to save your vote for the primary?
was he just talking about West Virginia or what?

kek, we've shilled ourselves harder than this out of pure boredom
The kikes really need to invest in some researches and pour into our archives to see what works and what doesn't

thanks nigga

>HURRICANE KATRINA GONNA DEFEND TRUMP'S TACO TWEET
I love how far we've come

Hey fellow Sup Forums user QeqgUigh, if you really want to show Bernie shills a thing or two, vote for Bernie in the next few primaries, that way Trump has the best chance at getting the presidency!

Picture is unrelated, but it is the grinch hold a gun.

>Sup Forums

Noone wants your feminine benis anyway, you mentally ill faggot.

Who would want a relationship with a liberal?

take your coal burning ass back to r.eddit

>As a female

Can I get a different stream?

He can't win

this fucking genius motherfucker.

He was declaring Aloha Snackbar on Trump supporters yesterday.

>FOX
earthdispatch.com/foxnews.html
vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream

im pretty sure it's just json

no one wants you anyway

>tfw I don't have Fox
>Have to watch Cuckservative Paul Ryan slime around not uniting the party on CNN

Everyone in that pic may be disgusting but that pizza and crossbones is bretty dank

Your face can't win

Yeah, saw that just as I came over here. What a faggot. Probably a shill themselves.

Cheers m8. We're going to MAGA