OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

Just the four 3pm games this weekend:

>Middlesbrough v Swansea City
>Stoke City v Leicester City
>Sunderland v Watford
>West Ham United v Hull City

EFL is welcome as always.

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Who /preparingtoloseagain/ here?

What absolute dross

EFL is unironically more interesting

>yfw Clough EXPOSES Rafa

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yeh

Which game are we watching lads?

Burton Albion vs Newcastle United

>tfw not til tomorrow
>shit away
>shit when on tv
>both away and on tv

Fuck my life lads

these games are TRASH

I'll post about them anyway

Anyone else taking great joy from Leicester's collapse?

>this is a league fixture

What a time to be alive.

LGTSS

> Mark Pooughs

>liverpoo pic

do tell, where is your Premier League trophy?

don't say "this is our year la" because it's not

challenge: try and fit poo into every PL managers name

Do you think Poolis will go back to Stoke to repair the damage once Hughes destroys them?

Challenge: stop being autistic

>tfw no villa game

who /Newcastle/ here?

yes

also a leicester fan

I will if you stop being pootistic.

Fuck off you plastic cunt

>le dive and miss penalty twice man

what ever happened to him

Pretty sure we're all supporting Burton today desu.

Brighton's best player now.

As a villa fan this is probably a good thing

>tfw jumped onto the lifelong bus unironically

Don't regret it though, since Leicester seems to be genuinely the good guys.

thought it was a shame he didn't get more of a chance in the prem with leicester

>leicester are the good guys

They were all rugby fans before last season

hmm

I'm the official villa poster, disregard the other bloke

Here. I don't think I could handle losing to Franchise FC

You aren't UTV

Please, you'd be a manchester united fan if shearer didnt exist

Despite the football club always getting bigger attendences and more attention in local media, even when they were in League One?

stfu kid

UTV is a fairweather cunt

>be mo barrow
>run fast
>have no footballing ability
>can't even get into allsvenskan
>50 pl apps

oreyt Cardiff come on then you cunts

>Not supporting Blyth Spartans

For shame

>literally an ABL

>a fucking guide post

>No Cup Meme Magic for 4 years
>Managed to get relegated from the Conference

Plastic wanker

Disregard the wanker from four oaks, i am the truest villa fan and the greatest shitposter

oh for fuck sake Barnsley

leicester playing shit hoofball again, surprise surprise

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>michelle owen in a xmas jumper
>she'll very likely never meet me and go on to be my long-suffering gf

Zieler was a mistake. German goalkeepers are shite.

>chelsea still top
>fresh out the shower
>drinking in my underwear
>going out to celebrate the christmas period later

Why is life so based right now?

>viktor "dedknees" fisherman

>tfw no scottish bff to buy me football scarves
why live

Who is our Official(R) Burton guy in this thread?

Wasn't Sizzler just suppose to be a backup anyway?

>Zieler
every single slightly difficult shot seems to go past him, he is fucking gash 2bh

>Chelsea will choke a 9 point lead

Conte does a Keegan in February.jpg

Should bring Weale back tbqh

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Based energy drink just scored, lads

baffling signing by Boro if I'm honest

i'm not sure he ever saved a shot from outside the 18 yard box

would probably still be an improvement though

What a shite stadium

Rate my Christmas tree sp

>Bubble machines

Why are Hammers such fucking children?

Disgrace.

>you don't win anything with englishmen
>spurs somehow win

obligatory shot of James Corden or Jack Whitehall in the crowd

cute. CUTE.

Sideways/10

> Muslim celebrating a Christian celebration with pagen traditions

Just fuck my shit up.

How do you make it stick to the wall like that?

Spud delusion

>having a manlet tree

NEWCASTLE

I get my first universal credit payment on the 4th lads

How much special brew am i supposed to buy?

>win league
>sign literally zero proven players
>don't improve team at all
>lose key man in midfield without replacing him
>become the most pathetic defending champions on history despite chelsea and mouyes' heading for relegation at a certain point

Is Raneiri the biggest meme of all time?

as much as you can drink without getting an ASBO

Enough to last a day down the park

>that cheeky hat

Surely you're meming us, right?

APOLOGIZE

Why is Sigurdsson still in this shitheap of a team? He's easily above the rest of the team

the awful recruitment wasn't really ranieri's fault, i would say that he should probably be doing more with what he has at his disposal though

Slimani was a good buy and Lestah doesn't have money for proven players, and their 1 Kante replacement fucked up as he is not strong enough either way, prepare for January when 4 different Kante replacements get signed

How much d'ya get? 250 here

Negr(ed)o

>it's another barely anyone scores episode

Winter break when?

>Bob Bradley
>Bouyes

Fuck off and come 2nd already

>Murican managers

NEGREDO LADS

Never you scum

Michelle Owen you beautiful being

YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED WHEN WINNALL'S ON FIRE

swans defence is ridiculously bad

commentator was saying that boro couldn't touch the ball and swans were dominating, then one attack and almost a goal, then one more attack and goal

>MURRIKA
>GOOD

>Ameriturds on suicide watch

Glorious.

Is Rafa about to be EXPOSED?

not from 4 oaks desu

>Hull Shitty

Would literally murder my gf if I could just have Michelle Owen shit in my mouth once

the crazy fuck signed a new contract as well

he must really love Caerphilly cheese or something

>Bob Badly

BURTON