We're coming. Tonight. 9:47pm eastern. Your world will change after the transition is complete. Do not deny us...

We're coming. Tonight. 9:47pm eastern. Your world will change after the transition is complete. Do not deny us, it will only make it worse.
Xinomi Gizakorus.

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bring beer and cigarettes

How is it "Eastern" to you if you're above us?
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You already know what I'm gonna tell you.

I will post this everyday until mods chemo this board. I will post snacks in threads that are gay. take your trap threads to lgbt faggots. take your cuck threads to soc. take your log of shit threads to reddit take your fb fap threads to facebook chats take your cringe threads to rk9 take your furry threads to trash

It was to inform you of our arrival. Do you not think we haven't been monitoring you for centuries?
We know everything about you. This has been the lowest rate of human morality in a while. No lack of shame. We will stop this.

I'm ready for payback for last night abduction. Hope you can take a shotgun up your ass.

We will be delighted to indulge in such activities after the transition occurs.

Human weaponry is decades behind our advancements. But you can try. Assuming it won't be immediately deflected back.

I do not understand.

When all else fails, my seduction techniques are fool proof! Shotguns aren't the only things I can shove up alien asses.

kek

Go on...

Sing it with me.
Fuck off space niggers. We're full.

Mah nigga. I was gonna say the same thing.

If "ching chong" is offensive to asians, would "ayy lmao", be offenseive to aliens?

Don't you fucking dare say that again.

Oh. I am sorry. I did not mean to snap. Anyway, I will remember this during the transition tonight, human.

Good ive always wanted a alien gimp to add to the stable them dame Christian priest are getting worn out

We do not want to populate, as a matter of fact, we want to do the opposite.

Yooooo awesome. Always wanted to fuck an alien

Who will be who's slave after the transition?

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Take me alien bro

Fuck off space niggers. We're full.

How many martian dollars does to cost to preorder an anal probing?

>"Your world will change after the transition is complete."

What a retarded sentence

Fuck off space nigger, only thing you fags gonna do is get the BBC.

We have no external orifice. We have sexual reproduction through mental stimulation. However, if we performed this on a human male such as yourself, your genitalia would melt off.

Welcome to Earth, not git off and git out.

>be gay
>bored
>Sup Forums can be trolled easily
>pick specific time
>come up with bullshit name in 3 mins

why the fuck would aliens go to Sup Forums and tell Sup Forums
Nice try fucko

Odd looking human...

when the aliens cock is bigger than yours

Dead or alive?

No external orifice? I'll make one with mah diiiieek.

We do not anally probe. That theory was falsified by a human homosexual.

Can I get one anyways?

How would you native English speakers phrase such a thing?

We stream the British Broadcasting Corporation's channel just fine up here.

im waiting for death plz

We haven't arrived. We still have a little over an hour before expected landing.

You are the only open-minded community on the internet. Had we tried communicating such through Reddit, they would just argue and get mad.

All you're saying with that sentence is the world will change after is changes. The second half is redundant. It would sound more natural if you said "Your world will change after ________" and give a brief summary of what is going to happen. Or just your world will change forever

Our bodies are not malleable.

How many Taco Bell tacos will it take for you to call off the invasion? I don't have much $$$ so i'll have to limit you to 2 tacos per invader.

If you wanted to contact an open minded community you must want to discuss something. On behalf on the planet Earth, what's up?

Whatever works vro

I'm sure Lanixeous would comply. His right arm is 50 meters in diameter and he loathes the human population.

2 per invader and officers get cinnamon twists.

We will not kill, we will transition life as you conceivably know it.

>Xinomi Gizakorus
The Greeks can't even govern their own country

Do yourselves a favor, just stay home

you got me on that one

Ill come if theres space pussy and space tities

Your world will change forever.
To summarize the transition is impossible, fore it is on the next level of consciousness beyond what your minds are capable of at this point.

wat u gon do space kneegrow?

They will be once they are exposed to the oxygen in earth's atmosphere. My dick is harder than diamonds. Best watch that ass.

CINNAMON TWISTS!?!?!?
YOU'RE THE WORST KIND OF EVIL! ALL PEACE NEGOTIATIONS ARE OFF!!! IT'S ON ALIEN SCUM!

lul xd

We do not have a mouth. But we can taste through our hands.
Fair enough. If you give every being two tacos, we will consider sparing only you from transitioning.

Ah, so similar to some of the stuff from David Simpson's post-human series then? Can I be first?

Your digits

>decades if it's only measured in decades

then fuck, we have better chances against aliens than I thought

So how fast are we gonna die? Cuz I'm all for extermination, I just hope its as quick and painless as possible. As an alien, you must understand the rules of efficiency. So please inform me, are we all going to die tonight? And if so, how fast?

yours too good sir

Only Decades? so do you think we could be closer to Star Trek's prediction of becoming an interstellar species than we thought?

You homies got good bud?

Why have you lackened your moral standings? Why do you cause malice and war? Why do you have a self-centered viewpoint as a whole? Why do your human women not retrain mating and why do your human men use these women only for pleasure?
Destruction, murder, rape, poverty, and a total lack of empathy. Why have you turned to this mindset?

Dead it is.

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We are still a young species, tormented by our diffrrences, we are less than a century after the greatest wars to have ever happened, only 20 years since the last great political shake up. Give us 100-200 years and we may just have fixed everything. We have the tools to do it, if not, almost have all the tools, we just need to use them.

If you have access to all the information on the internet and are not able to answer those questions on your own, you are not as intelligent as you seem to believe yourselves to be. The answers to every question you asked are extremely obvious

The Greeks were weak and practiced sodemy with other men and children for fun. We are much beyond this primitive behavior.

I like this man's clothing attire.

Please read the entire conversation before interjecting your low-level offer.

Transition and kill all who deny.

We have taken your Earth's gravity and oxygen into account.

can you aliens djent ?

Shame. We were excited to try Earth's cuisine.

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Since you're so pleasant to speak with compared to the other hostile reactions, we will give you special power amongst the other humans. You will be first and the most powerful.

That's what the last wave of invaders from your species said. What? No one told you?

Oo oh my reply is next yay

We're far ahead on other levels of evolution. We haven't developed our weaponry much beyond that due to it's lack of need. We can do most anything through conciousness now.

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If you deny the transition it will be immediate. Think of how fast lightning appears. That will be your extermination rate.

Goddamn space niggers

You have developed at a alarmingly fast rate within the past two decades. After the transition, you will find Star Trek primitive in nature.

So what's transition like then? I hear you say its beyond our comprehension, but you seem fine enough to simplify everything for us anyways. Give us some idea. I wanna know.

Yes.

Kek

How are you guys so much superior to us, but don't know how to operate a camera to take a clearer picture?

>Why have you lackened your moral standings?
There are no right or wrong morals, only different views.
People are different, for us to all think alike, it will take many years, but will it be our free will is the question, without differences we would be just robots, non self aware beings.
>Why do you cause malice and war?
Human nature, we are still animals, animals need to eat, we complicated our needs.
>Why do you have a self-centered viewpoint as a whole?
Survival instinct and people always want more, that's why we climbed down the trees.
>Why do your human women not retrain mating and why do your human men use these women only for pleasure?
False question
>Destruction, murder, rape, poverty, and a total lack of empathy. Why have you turned to this mindset?
Fuck off and find a new world, this world is perfect as it is, always there will be stronger and smarter who will use the weak and stupid.
Always we will have death for others have the possibility to be born.
Ones starve, others thrive.
Our life is a scale.

We will help with this tonight. Just accept your fate and you will be fine, human.

He's gonna say something about how they can't be captured fully on camera due to their nature or some other form of horseshit. Thats how annoying these replies have been

I challenge your race to a 4v4 osu! standard match for our fates

I present our representatives: cookiezi, hvick225, WubWoofWolf, and Exgon (for morale-boosting cursordancing)

you have 24 hours to select your troops

We do not understand human culture to it's fuller extent enough to think of it in an abstract manor like so. If the answers are truly out there, then why haven't you as a civilization solved it yet?

what do you expect out of this thread?

Guy you just replied to here: You need to word your stuff better, you make this sound like its horrible, like its hell we are destined for. And sure, this may fix all our problems as you claim. But at what cost?

You seem excited. Did I answer yours correctly?

t-minus 45 mins yah spaec kneegrows

You are lying. I am the leader of this race.