>Every human being is assigned an object at birth to carry with them for the rest of their lives. When requested they must provide their object for public assistance.
>You could get something easy like a pen or a pain in the ass like a ladder.
Post below yours decides what object you get.
Tyler Baker
Armed Hand Grenade
Luke Richardson
A dildo
Ryan Gray
toilet brush
David Stewart
Bowling ball
Asher Phillips
A spare smartphone
Jayden Ward
6 person tent.
Brayden Morales
I dont like that. Change it.
Cooper Collins
toilet plunger
Ryan Howard
SJW opinions
Carson Price
M240b
Joshua Nelson
Hmmmm. A spare key
Samuel White
>When requested they must provide their object for public assistance
Staffed glory hole.
Chase Fisher
dubs as well mate, enjoy the toilets.
Jaxon Phillips
A flash drive full of child porn
Elijah Reyes
Handgun
Jason Watson
I guess you'd have to carry around a small cubicle on wheels
Josiah Stewart
Toe nail clippers
Josiah Nguyen
No change it, my life is more than toilets
Adrian Hall
a fuck
Austin Lopez
Three dragon dildos
Ayden Peterson
the box set of The Sopranos on blu ray
Colton Powell
an 8 foot tripod
Jaxson Myers
four dragon dildoes
Adam Rogers
A cubicle in addition to a set of PURDY FAGGOT LIPS
Cameron Howard
whoops, i dont know where i left it
Gabriel Barnes
Toilet Paper
Daniel Scott
a full grown nigger
Carter Cruz
A sticky fleshlight
Caleb James
five dragon dildos
James Wood
you lost your life object?
>Execution
Levi Thompson
An acoustic guitar, so just avoid those shitty hipster areas and this is easy.
Christopher Martin
Toilet auger
Blake Baker
Box with 10 1.44 disks.
Camden Smith
a horse
Daniel James
A gallon of olive oil
Joshua Peterson
5 gallon bucket full of water
Carson Gonzalez
200 pound weight
Jacob Phillips
High-tech Video and Audio Recording Camcorder with Advanced Built In User Interface with Internet Compatibility.
Jose Wilson
cunt auger is better
Parker Nguyen
copy of the bee movie
Benjamin Cooper
Penis
Daniel Gutierrez
Toilet seat
Eli Bennett
First dubs then trips. Toilet for you
Jordan Wright
A broken Vacuum cleaner
Jordan Parker
Portable bidet
Eli Wright
a to-scale model of the human digestive system
Adam Cooper
A T.V
Noah Lewis
at least it has wheels
Or are the wheels the bit that's broken?
Alexander Reed
Imbecile
Andrew Murphy
Water bong ^ enjoy
Robert James
Give me an object Sup Forumsros
Gavin Campbell
Check at this bros
Luis Gray
A mildly accurate replica of an ironclad at 1:72 scale
Xavier Butler
Anal beads
Adrian Sanchez
An inhaler (I'm a good guy :])
Nolan Ross
a machete
Blake Thomas
A sledgehammer
Tyler Hill
Is there an earth bong? A fire bong? A wind bong?
What are the other elebongs?
Bentley Long
Check the trips
Jackson Sullivan
An anvil
Henry Reed
a photo of jesus
Thomas Ortiz
Half a parrot
Zachary Myers
A sandwich
Xavier Ross
one hundred ketchup packets
Xavier Campbell
a human appendix
Ryan Kelly
Belive or not there are bongs which uses air pressure to concentrate smoke but never use water as filter those are waterfall "bongs" regular bong is water bong ..
Brayden Turner
copy of Seinfeld.
Jose Foster
A white slave
Mason Price
A desert eagle .50 AE
Chase Lewis
a rocket launcher
Ryder Bennett
Whoopie cushion.
Ian Green
A living, healthy, sane, working girlfriend who puts out.
Zachary Moore
Matchbook
Jack Morgan
A backpack full of pretzels
Matthew Rogers
a giant canister of nitrous oxide and face masks
Nolan Jenkins
>Always keeps it in his back pocket for emergency laughs
Bentley King
The twin towers
Jayden Adams
wont it go bad before its needed or it'd be eaten really quickly
eh either way i win haha
Gavin Bell
Yo bro just lend me that eagle .. >> shoot a nigga Yep thanks :) >> walk away no fingerprints
Cameron Parker
A pair of Bluetooth headphones >tfw you realize there could be an alternate universe where people actually have to carry this shit
David Flores
yeeet twin digits and twin towers, would insure them 2 weeks before (((terrorists))) attack
Camden Ramirez
box of caffeine pills
Jonathan Williams
Deez nuts.
Liam Myers
Hand grenade. Without the pin in it tho. Good luck bby
Andrew Campbell
Bowling ball + set of bowling pins
Thomas Martin
twin towers get destroyed
>Execution
Kayden Powell
prostate stimulator
Andrew Hughes
A paperback copy of Lolita by Vlad Nabokav
Nathan Young
Honduras
Brayden Richardson
a mirror
Ian Bennett
A bike with flat tires
Thomas Baker
Every holy book on a kindle; complete Torah, Qur'an, Bible, Baghvad-Gita, etc., in every language
Parker Johnson
An Abrams a1 tank
Asher Howard
>paperback that's gonna be a bitch when the cover starts wearing after a few years
Jacob Gray
1000s of condoms and you have to wear a shirt that say condom guy and and and if the person requesting condoms is disabled or lazy you have to put it on with your mouth.
dont worry your condom supply will be refilled monthly
Isaiah Clark
The Jaws of Life
Jaxon Russell
A copy of the communist manifesto and a copy of mein kampf