>Every human being is assigned an object at birth to carry with them for the rest of their lives. When requested they must provide their object for public assistance.
>You could get something easy like a pen or a pain in the ass like a ladder.
Post below yours decides what object you get.
Armed Hand Grenade
A dildo
toilet brush
Bowling ball
A spare smartphone
6 person tent.
I dont like that. Change it.
toilet plunger
SJW opinions
M240b
Hmmmm. A spare key
>When requested they must provide their object for public assistance
Staffed glory hole.
dubs as well mate, enjoy the toilets.
A flash drive full of child porn
Handgun
I guess you'd have to carry around a small cubicle on wheels
Toe nail clippers
No change it, my life is more than toilets
a fuck
Three dragon dildos
the box set of The Sopranos on blu ray
an 8 foot tripod
four dragon dildoes
A cubicle in addition to a set of PURDY FAGGOT LIPS
whoops, i dont know where i left it
Toilet Paper
a full grown nigger
A sticky fleshlight
five dragon dildos
you lost your life object?
>Execution
An acoustic guitar, so just avoid those shitty hipster areas and this is easy.
Toilet auger
Box with 10 1.44 disks.
a horse
A gallon of olive oil
5 gallon bucket full of water
200 pound weight
High-tech Video and Audio Recording Camcorder with Advanced Built In User Interface with Internet Compatibility.
cunt auger is better
copy of the bee movie
Penis
Toilet seat
First dubs then trips. Toilet for you
A broken Vacuum cleaner
Portable bidet
a to-scale model of the human digestive system
A T.V
at least it has wheels
Or are the wheels the bit that's broken?
Imbecile
Water bong ^ enjoy
Give me an object Sup Forumsros
Check at this bros
A mildly accurate replica of an ironclad at 1:72 scale
Anal beads
An inhaler (I'm a good guy :])
a machete
A sledgehammer
Is there an earth bong?
A fire bong?
A wind bong?
What are the other elebongs?
Check the trips
An anvil
a photo of jesus
Half a parrot
A sandwich
one hundred ketchup packets
a human appendix
Belive or not there are bongs which uses air pressure to concentrate smoke but never use water as filter those are waterfall "bongs" regular bong is water bong ..
copy of Seinfeld.
A white slave
A desert eagle .50 AE
a rocket launcher
Whoopie cushion.
A living, healthy, sane, working girlfriend who puts out.
Matchbook
A backpack full of pretzels
a giant canister of nitrous oxide and face masks
>Always keeps it in his back pocket for emergency laughs
The twin towers
wont it go bad before its needed or it'd be eaten really quickly
eh either way i win haha
Yo bro just lend me that eagle ..
>> shoot a nigga
Yep thanks :)
>> walk away no fingerprints
A pair of Bluetooth headphones
>tfw you realize there could be an alternate universe where people actually have to carry this shit
yeeet twin digits and twin towers, would insure them 2 weeks before (((terrorists))) attack
box of caffeine pills
Deez nuts.
Hand grenade. Without the pin in it tho. Good luck bby
Bowling ball + set of bowling pins
twin towers get destroyed
>Execution
prostate stimulator
A paperback copy of Lolita by Vlad Nabokav
Honduras
a mirror
A bike with flat tires
Every holy book on a kindle; complete Torah, Qur'an, Bible, Baghvad-Gita, etc., in every language
An Abrams a1 tank
>paperback
that's gonna be a bitch when the cover starts wearing after a few years
1000s of condoms and you have to wear a shirt that say condom guy and and and if the person requesting condoms is disabled or lazy you have to put it on with your mouth.
dont worry your condom supply will be refilled monthly
The Jaws of Life
A copy of the communist manifesto and a copy of mein kampf
Vape pen
A hollow point bullet.