/heem/: gian villante edition

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Previous thread: News:

>UFC on Fox 22 early weighin results
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/ufc-on-fox-22-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-noon-et-1

>Duffy to fight Madadi
mmafighting.com/2016/12/16/13988258/joseph-duffy-vs-reza-madadi-slated-for-ufc-fight-night-london

>Pena gives fans hope that she may finally fuck off forever
mmamania.com/2016/12/16/13977080/ufc-fox-23-julianna-pena-will-quit-doesnt-get-title-shot-after-beating-valentina-shevchenko-mma

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>>Pena gives fans hope that she may finally fuck off forever
Can you try to be more neutral and less reddit?

So many meme fighters gonna get btfo soon.

forgot to remove the bellator event lel
my bad

>less reddit

do you mean you want me to be contrarian for no reason and put shitty memes in the OP
if so no

Where's predictionfriend?

Wow Platinum Mike Perry calling dana a fuckboi on twitter. Nigga is going crazy.

Fuck Pena.

wish i had a high def source for better screencap of this

>conor on the fence making it rain
>jose confused as fuck

me first

Where'd that 1v1 faggot go?

Hating Pena is a reddit meme. Youre reddit.

i can't figure out if mike's girls is cute or not.

>has a trap gf

Ok he can be our guy now.

no, she's a bottle blonde spray tan basic bitch

Imagine experiencing that and then ever fighting again

Then imagine getting off your computer chair and actually training long enough to fight in the first place. That takes balls user.

*teleports behind you*
give me one sec
kid

She's fugly and he's a wigger. Hope he gets BTFO.

>That takes balls user

for most fighters it just takes being poor with no other career options

My man. I'm ignoring the CM Punk fight completely, gall played his cards out real smart and just keeps getting free PR.

>pans down to her feet at the end
my man

>Card starts at 8:30

sheeit thats early

Low level fighters can unironically make more selling hardcore drugs

that doesnt mean that he can put it together in a mma fight tho

You'll only have to stay up til 2 am

The Dutch, ladies and gentlemen.

>Matt Browns chin is now deleted

Its like seeing Chuck fall all over again

Granite one fight, deleted the next

Paul harris is an elite jitz guy, how did his last mmafights go ya goof

Goodnight heem

WHo is the best fighter you think Conor could beat?

conor

jon jones

Mickey gall

Regional heems are depressing. Getting brain damage for 500 dollars.

Yikes

Have you guys seen this commercial? She has that Aunt Laurie brunette next door look

youtube.com/watch?v=vR_wam1cOgo

nate diaz

>Night
>Its 4:20 pm

some of them are painful to watch
youtube.com/watch?v=8v5SNexJSVs

w o u l d

condor made a lot of tactical adjustments for the second fight

nate ... did nothing different

Gotta torrent Woodley vs Wonderboy again. This was easily top3 fights of the year.

Top3 fights this year?

Woodley vs Wonderboy
Connor vs Diaz 2
????

>youtube.com/watch?v=8v5SNexJSVs
who the fuck allowed this

I'll never understand why losing to Nate is apparently a knock on Conor

Nate has reach, size on him. While also having legit some of the best boxing in the UFC and infinite cardio

Nate is a tough fight for anyone

>flinching and turning your back

I hope I'm never that desperate for money. Also she should have blocked those punches with her orcish forehead.

Swanson vs Choi
Perry vs Roberts

cub vs choi you pleb. It just happened a week ago.

>Feast or Famine

worst thread we've had in awhile
i hope you die in a car crash today

Choi vs Swanson probably trumps both of those

the stakes werent the same but the action and pace was ludicrous


nate becomes a much easier fight if you have time to gameplan him and are willing to stick to less fan friendly strategies

conor thought he would just run over him on short notice. full camp showed who's the better fighter

Legit looks like a shemale

...

Torrent? Buy FightPass. It's a couple bucks a month and it supports the fighters. If you're not at least paying for FightPass (you should be paying for the PPVs too) you're a fucking scumbag.

...

Was this scripted? what the fuck was matt brown even aiming at with that punch, he punch's the air with no energy and stays in that position for a long while waiting to be kicked.

Salt Bat Blonde Whore State

Never heard of him personally

It's a knock on him because he is one of the easiest opponents to gameplan for. Also, if you don't follow the gameplan, they usually win.

Conor did the exact opposite of the game plan the first fight because he thought he was so good he didn't need it, then got heemed and realized he's not the mystical figure he convinced everyone he was, and was a human with limitations.

He was tired? and probably wasnt expecting the kick to come to his head

How I missed that one. Downloading right now. Thanks based /heem/

My man it's been more than a second.

>then got heemed

>in a heem thread
>doesnt know what a heem is

kys

Check my flag. Eastern European 500€ per month salaries reporting in(my rent is 350€fyi). I'm not going to buy a fightpass if I'm basically a third worlder.

>youtube.com/watch?v=8v5SNexJSVs
I don't remember this part of Shawshank redemption

>nate "the longer i have to gameplan the more i will self-sabotage" diaz

>Lando isnt the future GOAT

Romero is dead.

Nobody is denying that.

Pure~ vs Degenerate

Who you got? I think the slutty fighter will heem the waifu this time.

lol pleb

wouldn't even let you spit shine my belt

I don't know what you're talking about

>you know remembers Eddie Alvarez

The Natty GOAT is gonna destroy another roider

Herrig isn't good at all

Grasso is supposed to be the future


I got Grasso to win

>A natty body
Isn't it crazy how juiced nearly everybody is that we see this as "out of shape"?

>two years to prepare for a counter left
>get KO'd by the first one


nova uniao is a meme right?

>claudia gone
>aldo slept
>barao slept by bathtub and TJ x2

looks like he might have been going to the body or looking to backfist/do something interesting out of an awkward movement

either way cowboy reacted too quick for him

>estonia
>3rd world
lol no

Estonia is a developed country with an advanced, high-income economy that is among the fastest growing in the EU.[19] Its Human Development Index ranks very highly,[7] and it performs favourably in measurements of economic freedom, civil liberties and press freedom (3rd in the world in 2012 and 2007).[20] The 2015 PISA test places the Estonian high school students 3rd in the world, behind Singapore and Japan.[21]

Citizens of Estonia are provided with universal health care,[22] free education[23] and the longest paid maternity leave in the OECD.[24] Since independence the country has rapidly developed its IT sector, becoming one of the world's most digitally advanced societies.[25] In 2005 Estonia became the first nation to hold elections over the Internet, and in 2014 the first nation to provide E-residency.

estonia is literally permeated with fiber

you clearly dont understand or appreciate the nuances of DUANE "BANG" LUDWIG "BANG" MUAY THAI movement

Heem tappy is still a heem you mong. Even if it wasn't, he was flailing on the ground and gave up his neck to stop getting punched. He was on the verge of unconsciousness before the choke was even set up

Maybe Urijah Faber was right about him...

>tfw i can out-overhead press everyone here

At least they've had champions and tittle contenders, most gyms can't say that

Wouldnt it be second world since it's a soviet break off country?

Estoniafag tryna to cry poor BTFO

unless you say HEEM TAPPY, "heem" only refers to getting knocked the fuck out

>He was on the verge of unconsciousness before the choke was even set up

no, he was gassed. he didnt even get knocked down by nate's most significant strike

they're white they developed quickly

Their coaches are good, you can only do so much with what you're given, and they're given a lot of favela monkeys. Aldo is just a mix of athleticism and coachability

Member when Fedor got BTFO every time he fought on American soil?

pretty sure you can chalk most of it up to roids, diuretics, and IVs

that whole camp has been usada'd

>unless you say HEEM TAPPY, "heem" only refers to getting knocked the fuck out
heem tappy is a heem

>t. wrong

member when /heem/ got into the same tired argument about conor vs nate for the 1000th time, just the same thing, over and over/

hes right senpai

heem is just short for heem sleepy

...

Member when a shit former UFC lHW almost heem'd Fedora

Member George Sotoropoulos?

t. person that doesn't know where heem is from

you mean like in the worldstar video where the black guy uses his CESAR GRACIE JIU JITSU to choke out his streetfight opponent?

oh yeah that never happened

Next thread will be called /UFC/

>this is both /heem/'s and reddits guy
>has a gf that could legit pass as a post op tranny

as expected