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what did he mean by this? Didn't they teach him to keep his head up in midget?

>rags

I like this one

how effective would this play be?

edmontons 2018 cup winning tactic revealed

I call this torts' wet dream

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WHO CAN STOP US

>us

if you've ever raped someone you're an honorary blackhawk

we got less than an inch of snow and my faggot neighbor is using his fucking snowblower to clear the sidewalk and he's gonna expect me to thank him for doing my part.

Oh no
Normal interaction with people

it's an inch why the fuck is he using a snowblower? my windows open and he's pissing me off

>we-w-w-we won't lose against the Devils, right?

Hockey in 30 minutes

Flyers are ELITE

>Skej

For a second I read that as Salei but then remembered he's ded

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Just copped this for $30 lmao

WE MONGORIAN NOW

>chink supporting mongols

did your forefathers build that wall for nothing

Nice chinese knock off of a jersey that never existed.
Well done my severely retarded friend.

Why would you buy this if you're finnish?

>Darcy Kuemper in goal

not*

Shit on it and post here

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Would have preffered Laine or Pulja for maximum meme potential but it was the only one they had

>a jersey that never existed.
???

Not a knockoff btw, I got I from a legit store that sells closeout stuff

Memes

Just kidding I need validation from Finns on /hoc/

Nice shirt and nice laine dubs

PROVOROV
R
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>baby blue instead of binland blue
>wch font wrong color and style
>I-it's totally legit

>all those leafs future superstars
Get ready lads

>a 19 yo is unironically flyers best defenseman

have a free finnish (You)

I wouldn't buy that. It's one of the worst jerseys Finland has ever wore and we've had some terrible ones.
I liked the flag jersey from Sochi.

The lighting is off but it's mongolian blue for sure. I'm guessing they're defects or prototypes cause I also bought a Team Canada Crosby jersey from the same store and the numbers were black instead of red but it's not a chinese counterfeit

>it's the lighting
>i-it looks better irl i promise

No gamethreads tonight?

Yeah most of the WCH jerseys were shit. Sweden and Russia probably the best looking teams in this tournament

Team NA jersey was alright

that's the worst one

genuinely worried about the flyers tbH

stop being whiny anus.

that canada man bought our shirt, lets drink beer and eat sausage and give awkward speeches

kys

SPEECH SPEECH

shut the fuck up homo

What the hell is that team European Misfits logo even trying to be?

You are the homo, homo

go eat a homo because you are homo, homo

ps u r homo

pls no.

no speech

What's everyone having for lunch? Made a filet mignon wrapped in bacon, baked potato and a craft beer

SPEECH

Beer and frozen pizza.

that sounds delicious.

I has evening meal of glögi, garlic butter baguette, chocolate and grapes

Kuu=Moon
Maa=Earth
Kuumaa=hot

Good stuff bros, and yeah, it's my birthday so I wanted to eat well for once, that steak wasn't cheap

I'd like to see some hot moon and earth action if you know what I mean

I'll write you a limerick

there once was a man from us
he was a cute one too desu
with a face like a nun
and firm round nice bum
he kissed me twice would you guess

Who /goingfor11/ here?

>the fucking #bang sign literally next to him
fucking perfect

Honestly the white ones really grew on me. THe black ones are too tacticool

Thank you

Some E and a stick. The real question is, of all the colors they could have chosen, why teal?

happy birthday user!

bravo!

Happy b-day friend

Literally the best defense.

Hummus with carrots and crackers, summer sausage, and an orange.

happy birthday!

have an ES for present!

thanks guys

dubs and finnish goaltending ends the streak

and of course thank you too my friend, these (You)s from my /hoc/ buddies are the best gift I could ask for

what's for dinner

Nick "Fingers Deep" Cousins with the elite play

>tfw played some old skool pond hockey today
Brought me back to childhood tbqh

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>Some E and a stick.

Mind=Blown

the gypsies reminded you of your mom?

>wild score
>Haula is dead
Can I pick 1?

leaked image of armenian pond hockey

will Dull Ass ever score again?

stop bullying armenia man.

Delete this before Calgary sees

Why do we still have a Coyotes NHL franchise?
When will someone buy this team and move them the fuck out?
Next season we'll have two desert teams with literally less than zero fans.

>tfw -32 degrees tonight
no boner for me I guess

They're never leaving, the NHL can just point to the Mexican as proof that it's growing the game

Staal might do 70 points

good post!

includes two of my favourite players of ALL TIME

not gaykid btw

sauce

Still won shit in the playoffs

rate mine

Test post.

why the players have antennas?

because they are running. It's the symbol of boost.

that's the ground, you silly goose

Did it work bro?

if they move to tempe and still fail, then just fucking end it

this musical chairs in arizona is getting ridiculous

Is this the flying V?

Sadly no.

The nu-jets actually scored with a flying V once.

no,no

it's the coach (the c in the circle) feeding pucks to everybody as they rush (the "antenna" sign which means boost) towards the opponent's goal.

Who is this semen demon?