NZ Thread
in for the early one lads
what's for dinner? drinks and whatever you're smoking inc
NZ Thread
in for the early one lads
what's for dinner? drinks and whatever you're smoking inc
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fesh and cheps brew
Waikato cunt
Wellington
Fish fillet, green beans and sunflower seeds. with vodka.
Whangarei reporting in, buds and port royals for dinner OP
hey, Welly here.
Harry?
You fucking gumless kiwi cunts. Please drink bleach and die.
Yoo there is more to life then sucking Bob the bikers greasy, unwashed cheesy cock for a hit of meth. Just please stay the fuck away from Canada.
I hope a tsunami ends your island soon.
Anyone know a girl named jade? I'm looking for her
Aucklandfag here, had chickpea and lentil soup.
Canada, The butthole of America
FUSH AN CHUPS CUZZ
latebro here early. shitty pizza for dinner. just drank 3 litres of passionfruit frenzy.
what pizza did you have? you know dominoes is 50% off this week
Not Harry, DJ SKNY
yea, got that loaded meatlovers, was alright, more of a hells person though.
but im in my 20's and i live in auk, hence im poor as fuck
You fucking degenerate, nlz is Australia's cuck.
You dream of Canada everynight.
you hit up game plant coupons bro? might help your cause
Good to meet you jenga. Coolest chick I have ever met
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Drinking Jenga
You know it Daimo staup oit haha I'm still unpacking omg eating the choco (fannks) and drinking the voddy haha
Yesss the voddy as usual you know it
bumping
slow night kients.
Chch fag in.
Just steak and veges, now B&H what yous up to
your cuckoldry is astounding
its cuz it's so early. most reg's don't come till 8:30. Was surprised to see this up.
dunedin here
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yeee i know. but ya'll lurk and wait anyway. might as well.
I have this fucking song stuck in my head
youtube.com
fucking killing me. here enjoy the aids
SOME of us have to go to bed early
Titty skittles soon I guess
anyone have the greentext of that faggot whose uncle used to stick his finger down his ass?
Rolling for this because why not
Are they really titties though until you manage to milk them?
>i have to wake up at 4am
oh wait no i dont, i have tomorrow off
Yes, they will be smol and a cute
would-lewd-in-alarming-ways/10
What's titty skittles?
reeeeeeee
diary farmer?
I wake up at 6 then snooze my alarm until i can talk myself into getting out of bed to work out.
post results pls
watching Logan, bretty gud
nah, long commute
is there a good download yet i can't fkn watch cam
Any suggestions to a yank wanting to move to NZ on how to do it? Anyone have a sister that needs marrying?
holy shit bro that sucks, how long?
hour and a bit there and an hour and a bit back matched with an early start
gomovies.to, it's dvd qual with korean subs. very watchable.
Feminems. Whoremoans
post pic then we'll tell you, also how tall are you? kiwi chicks dig tall guys as hobbitness is real.
average NZ dick size is 5.5 inches. You bigger than that you all good bro
jeepers creepers, must be a good job for that commute
bruh i ain't watching no subs
Then don't watch it.
oh, you're mentally ill
>implying any of us would be on Sup Forums if we werent mentally ill
I'm watching your mom suck doggo dicks for pesos down on the beach in mexico str8 up
God knows I'm a sick fucking degenerate.
Repent! Sinner. Stop your methly cheesepizza ways.
Praise God, and the good man Jesus
same tbh
still trying to figure out how to get rid of a body. It's the only thing that's stopping me from becoming a serial killer. I'm thinking eat some, carefully package the rest and chuck out with the recycling
They can't recycle bones and shit. Just make a compost heap and use it in your vege garden.
Wow jeez and I'm a degen just for wanting boobers
6'1 on the dot and I'm the one on the right
but my point is it'll be away from my house and the rest of the evidence. yeah bones that's fine but how will i get rid of the flesh and stuff. I'll have to get like saw like they carve turkeys with the piece it up
lurk long enough my son
You know, come to think of it I guess you aint lying. There's a kiwi babe at my american uni and she's short. My kiwi snowboard instructor was short. I've never met a kiwi over like 5'6...dafuq man
Give them drunk fucking moari something nice to eat.
Protip: lace the body with rat poison.
I dunno what the fuck is going on boys, I'm having a lay down and when I close my eyes I get white flashes like once a second, I think it's with my heartbeat, if I put my ear to my pillow I can hear a fast clicking sound.
Should I go to the hospital? I think it's serious.
Fuck off we are full cunt
Go to Canada
doxxd
Same here, every time I close my eyes I can't see. What's going on?
And I'm a wee woozy to boot, fingers are tingly with pins and needles as well. Doctor kiwi in the house?
you'll do fine. You ripped and got good dick? 6"1 is helpful and teh accent will give you extra points
hence why if you taller than 6 foot you automatically get babes
i know how i'll kill them but i just don't know how to get rid of the body it's driving me nuts
also, more info for better diagnosis. are you dehydrated, drunk or on drugs? also wtf do you mean fast clicking sound wtf
Haha idk bro I don't feel good
Sounds like a migraine coming on. Or menopause.
can you smell anything funny and or is it one side?
turn off and dim the lights and have water, when did you last eat
Dunners reporting.
Had a dream that I drowned myself. Unfortunately just a dream...
Chicken and rice, tea, Marlboro's. Can't drink or smoke anything interesting tonight because I'm driving. Fuck, I wish I could though.
I'm sober all day, I hear clicking like my ears are popping really fast.
On the bourbs
ring the 0800 health line
shame on you thor why you no say hi to jenga
Hiiii, Jenga!
Who wants to touch my penis? It's not very gross.
pffff damn right snob. I'm coming down soon which hotel should I stay in?
Gisborne checking in
only if you're circumsizsed, faggot
yes
Bourbs in the burbs bruv
get it looked at, it could be something serious with those symptoms.
if you feel scared deep down get it looked at. Especially if you've never had something like this before.
You're in luck!
I didn't fuckin' see ya, alright? I don't even know if Dunedin has anything up to your standards. Southern Cross in the casino is pretty cash, that's all I can think of off the top me head.
dubs in the dubs
>Not offering the mighty Jenga your bed
Have you no decency?
Evening
Damn it gets full in here. #NZALLDAY
WELLY FAG
>Thinks a mutilated dick is less gross than a natural one
the jews sure did a number on you eh?
We can rock, paper, scissors for who gets the bed and who gets the back seat of the Skyline.
First to dubs
Evening, cob. How do we do?
>choco
Mmmm
>implying i'm cut.
i just prefer them, better looking and feels much better in my mouth
you know how it is, same shit. different day.
How bout urself?