NZ Thread

NZ Thread

in for the early one lads

what's for dinner? drinks and whatever you're smoking inc

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fesh and cheps brew

Waikato cunt

Wellington

Fish fillet, green beans and sunflower seeds. with vodka.

Whangarei reporting in, buds and port royals for dinner OP

hey, Welly here.

Harry?

You fucking gumless kiwi cunts. Please drink bleach and die.
Yoo there is more to life then sucking Bob the bikers greasy, unwashed cheesy cock for a hit of meth. Just please stay the fuck away from Canada.
I hope a tsunami ends your island soon.


Anyone know a girl named jade? I'm looking for her

Aucklandfag here, had chickpea and lentil soup.

Canada, The butthole of America

FUSH AN CHUPS CUZZ

latebro here early. shitty pizza for dinner. just drank 3 litres of passionfruit frenzy.

what pizza did you have? you know dominoes is 50% off this week

Not Harry, DJ SKNY

yea, got that loaded meatlovers, was alright, more of a hells person though.

but im in my 20's and i live in auk, hence im poor as fuck

You fucking degenerate, nlz is Australia's cuck.
You dream of Canada everynight.

you hit up game plant coupons bro? might help your cause

Good to meet you jenga. Coolest chick I have ever met

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Drinking Jenga

You know it Daimo staup oit haha I'm still unpacking omg eating the choco (fannks) and drinking the voddy haha

Yesss the voddy as usual you know it

bumping

slow night kients.

Chch fag in.

Just steak and veges, now B&H what yous up to

your cuckoldry is astounding

its cuz it's so early. most reg's don't come till 8:30. Was surprised to see this up.

dunedin here

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yeee i know. but ya'll lurk and wait anyway. might as well.

I have this fucking song stuck in my head

youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

fucking killing me. here enjoy the aids

SOME of us have to go to bed early

Titty skittles soon I guess

anyone have the greentext of that faggot whose uncle used to stick his finger down his ass?

Rolling for this because why not

Are they really titties though until you manage to milk them?

>i have to wake up at 4am
oh wait no i dont, i have tomorrow off

Yes, they will be smol and a cute

would-lewd-in-alarming-ways/10

What's titty skittles?

reeeeeeee

diary farmer?

I wake up at 6 then snooze my alarm until i can talk myself into getting out of bed to work out.

post results pls

watching Logan, bretty gud

nah, long commute

is there a good download yet i can't fkn watch cam

Any suggestions to a yank wanting to move to NZ on how to do it? Anyone have a sister that needs marrying?

holy shit bro that sucks, how long?

hour and a bit there and an hour and a bit back matched with an early start

gomovies.to, it's dvd qual with korean subs. very watchable.

Feminems. Whoremoans

post pic then we'll tell you, also how tall are you? kiwi chicks dig tall guys as hobbitness is real.

average NZ dick size is 5.5 inches. You bigger than that you all good bro

jeepers creepers, must be a good job for that commute

bruh i ain't watching no subs

Then don't watch it.

oh, you're mentally ill

>implying any of us would be on Sup Forums if we werent mentally ill

I'm watching your mom suck doggo dicks for pesos down on the beach in mexico str8 up

God knows I'm a sick fucking degenerate.

Repent! Sinner. Stop your methly cheesepizza ways.
Praise God, and the good man Jesus

same tbh

still trying to figure out how to get rid of a body. It's the only thing that's stopping me from becoming a serial killer. I'm thinking eat some, carefully package the rest and chuck out with the recycling

They can't recycle bones and shit. Just make a compost heap and use it in your vege garden.

Wow jeez and I'm a degen just for wanting boobers

6'1 on the dot and I'm the one on the right

but my point is it'll be away from my house and the rest of the evidence. yeah bones that's fine but how will i get rid of the flesh and stuff. I'll have to get like saw like they carve turkeys with the piece it up

lurk long enough my son

You know, come to think of it I guess you aint lying. There's a kiwi babe at my american uni and she's short. My kiwi snowboard instructor was short. I've never met a kiwi over like 5'6...dafuq man

Give them drunk fucking moari something nice to eat.
Protip: lace the body with rat poison.

I dunno what the fuck is going on boys, I'm having a lay down and when I close my eyes I get white flashes like once a second, I think it's with my heartbeat, if I put my ear to my pillow I can hear a fast clicking sound.

Should I go to the hospital? I think it's serious.

Fuck off we are full cunt
Go to Canada

doxxd

Same here, every time I close my eyes I can't see. What's going on?

And I'm a wee woozy to boot, fingers are tingly with pins and needles as well. Doctor kiwi in the house?

you'll do fine. You ripped and got good dick? 6"1 is helpful and teh accent will give you extra points

hence why if you taller than 6 foot you automatically get babes
i know how i'll kill them but i just don't know how to get rid of the body it's driving me nuts

also, more info for better diagnosis. are you dehydrated, drunk or on drugs? also wtf do you mean fast clicking sound wtf

Haha idk bro I don't feel good

Sounds like a migraine coming on. Or menopause.

can you smell anything funny and or is it one side?

turn off and dim the lights and have water, when did you last eat

Dunners reporting.

Had a dream that I drowned myself. Unfortunately just a dream...
Chicken and rice, tea, Marlboro's. Can't drink or smoke anything interesting tonight because I'm driving. Fuck, I wish I could though.

I'm sober all day, I hear clicking like my ears are popping really fast.

On the bourbs

ring the 0800 health line

shame on you thor why you no say hi to jenga

Hiiii, Jenga!

Who wants to touch my penis? It's not very gross.

pffff damn right snob. I'm coming down soon which hotel should I stay in?

Gisborne checking in

only if you're circumsizsed, faggot

yes

Bourbs in the burbs bruv

get it looked at, it could be something serious with those symptoms.
if you feel scared deep down get it looked at. Especially if you've never had something like this before.

You're in luck!

I didn't fuckin' see ya, alright? I don't even know if Dunedin has anything up to your standards. Southern Cross in the casino is pretty cash, that's all I can think of off the top me head.

dubs in the dubs

>Not offering the mighty Jenga your bed
Have you no decency?

Evening

Damn it gets full in here. #NZALLDAY
WELLY FAG

>Thinks a mutilated dick is less gross than a natural one
the jews sure did a number on you eh?

We can rock, paper, scissors for who gets the bed and who gets the back seat of the Skyline.

First to dubs

Evening, cob. How do we do?

>choco
Mmmm

>implying i'm cut.

i just prefer them, better looking and feels much better in my mouth

you know how it is, same shit. different day.

How bout urself?