ITT: secrets

ITT: secrets

Been wanting to die for a while but am too ashamed to go through with suicide because of the distress it would bring my latent Christian mother and brain-damaged father and younger brother on whom I've had significant impact.

Been trying to get sober for 1.5 years but keep relapsing. Finishing up this bottle of cheap whiskey atm and about to head the supermarket to pick up a fifth of gin.

I'm tired of being a successful, functioning alcoholic, OP, and those are my secrets.

I call out the shills posting their fake "girlfriends" on Sup Forums.

They're the same faggots pushing a cuckold psyop narrative. I also report their threads.

had a 12 gf when i was 25.

shit user.

as a functioning alcoholic with far less shit going on that makes me drink I have to tip my hat to you. good work for making it this far.

You hold on, son.

Pouring my next glass to you.

Cheers!

waste of trips

I start Andy Sixx "log of shit" threads

lol. hey man...

20 yrs old and afraid to call myself an alcoholic

I cum inside my gf while she's sleeping because I secretly want a kid

I married a girl who fell in love with me first. I liked her a lot and got very used to her. We got married had kids..
>at the time of dating her I was also dating another girl with whom I HAD FELL IN LOVE WITH, which makes a difference to the heart.
> i wanted to work hard for her to give her a life and things she wanted to take care of her.. and impress my druggie princess.. but she broke my heart and left me.
Did i settle for plan B?
Don't treat my wife the same.
Hoard my cash. She buys most stuff. Not good dad... regrets man.

Interesting

i got very lucky and spent years living a sexual life people here only fantasize about. and its everything its cracked up to be and more.

>mfw i remember.

i mix skittles and m&m's together

Criiiiiiiiiinge

You dawg

Is there a meaning behind the meme? Or is it pointless, just like my life?

I helped my ex gf to get fucked by a friends dog

I used to torture little kitties for fun....

...

How many times did she do it?

you wish

Just the once with that dog, as we were house sitting for a friend and made the most of the opportunity.
She had a small female dog at her parents which licked her out a good few times, though.

>you wish

well, now i wish i took a polaroid.

So the friend who owns the dog doesn't know? How long did it take to get the dog interested, was it successful?

I can pretty much only fap on omegle and other can sites now. All for them hungry little sluts

What's your topics?

I've lost almost all respect for women since I started college.

No, the girl whos dog it is knew nothing about it, but she did mention how the dog has been very "humpy" a few months after we house sat, when I next saw her. She wasn't mentioning it in connection at all, just in casual chat about how things have been.

He was pretty up for things straight away.
We took a change of clothes (a little sexy tight number) and she got changed, he licked her pussy and asshole straight away as soon as she sat on the couch and opened her legs, and then bent over the couch on her knees.
Tbh, it made me wonder whether the friend has been doing stuff with him as he was really comfortable with it, and didn't need much enticing. She lives alone, too.

That's how I feel about it now but at the time it was pure enjoyment...

Depression is a good one. I've had so many wins

Yeah if he when for it straight away then it would make you think, licking and sniffing in normal but mounting and fucking takes a bit of training for the dog to know to do it with a woman.

nice dude

I think about so much irrelevant depressing shit and I can't stop it. I can't get over how fucked up our entire existence is and it makes it hard for me to focus or apply myself to anything 100%

I phase in and out of creating a good positive image about my situation and reassuring myself I'm on the right track to completely being the fuck over everything including life.

Yeah exactly. Plus, he wasn't that bothered with her sucking his cock for a few minutes (he did eventually pull away) but most dogs take a while to get used to it. She sucked him and touched his balls without a problem.

>I've lost almost all respect for women since I started college.

why?

Anything else my good sir?

I was in Amsterdam for the weekend while the missus was at home.
I'd had a few beers and thought paying for a hooker would be a good idea. I'd never done it before and ended up having a threesome with two hookers that looked like porn stars.

One hot blonde and one dark haired, both slim, fake tits, heels etc. Probably the best blowjob I've had in my life, the missus needs to up her game!

No one knows about it apart from me.

Two older brothers fucked me starting from when I was 10.

i already told you to go to bed mom. dad is gonna be pissed.

How did the ex like it?

wat

i lost my virginity to my father and i dont really feel bad or good about it.

how old were you and how old was he? how did it happen?

jealous. I want to get away by myself.

Time of day is a big factor. Just after school. Just after dinner. Just before bedtime

had more phone sex with other guys than with my wife over the last three years.

i wanna fuck my dad

...

fucking rough user,

I fantasise over keeping fox hunters chained up like the blacks on slave ships, cutting off bits of them at a time to feed to their own dogs.

i'm jealous

Just trying to kill Sup Forums

Or rather, help to put it down, along with the other paid shills infesting this place.

envious prole spotted.

How's that "take back the streets", anarchy and Jeremy Corbyn going for you and your shitty minimum-wage job? Or are you NEET and tidy?

Hahahahahaha

i was 14 and he was in his 40s already. i dont want to be too specific. it happened over time. when it finally "happened" it didnt really hurt, and it just kind of went in. i have made threads before.

why?

Anyone in Birmingham UK?

Autism detected

I'm a math graduate starting my masters this summer. Math has never been hard for me.But All I really wanna do is become a fruit farmer . Living on the outskirts of the city minding my own business.

Really into gender Bender hentai. Dunno what this means on a physiological level

How long did it go on between you two?

Is that the best you and your facial piercings can come up with? The hackneyed "autism" gambit

Do you seriously think that will rustle someone who shoots game, fly-fishes and has £1m+ in pensions and savings?

I'm in love with a coworker...we have fucked off and on for over a year, but I can't leave my girlfriend...no idea why, I can just never get myself to do it.

Pic not related.

thinking of fucking my dad turns me on

i'm glad you don't feel emotionally hurt by the experience at least. did he start it, or you, or was it sort of mutual? how do you think he was ok with it considering your age?

link to threads before if archived or if i can read em anywhere? would love to know more detail, honestly just curious

You're Ramsey Bolton or some unoriginal asshole stealing his thunder.

I thought the same thing when I was much younger, ended up giving him a bj at a pretty young age but was too scared to go farther and he respected that. Sorta wish I did now.

lol it's because it's hard.

I was away with a group of mates but we'd ended up splitting up, it was late, I was fuelled with the confidence of booze and I thought I'd make the most of the opportunity!

im utilising the oxygen of the air as an energy resource.

I have been fucking my best friends gf for almost a year, the first time was 5/20/16 and after the first I black mailed her into it but after awhile she started asking me to come over I'll post a pic if you want me to

MODS

My best friend and I get blowjobs from each others wife's when we visit each other, the secret is neither wife knows about the other one, friend was cuck and wanted his wife to fuck me but she was shy about her body after having a baby but she agreed to a blowjob and I eventually talked my wife into doing it about a year later. Been going on for 3 years.

That may not stay a secret too much longer

>How long did it go on between you two?

until i was 22. but it happened less and less when i got older.

>did he start it, or you, or was it sort of mutual?

my earliest memory of anything happening was him rubbing my chest and butt under my clothes when nobody was in around. usually watching tv on a couch.

>how do you think he was ok with it considering your age?

we never spoke about it directly but i think he was a pedophile. but back then the word didnt even exist. at least not like it does now. now its everywhere. i think in those years you might have had to read it in a book to know it.

>link to threads before if archived or if i can read em anywhere? would love to know more detail, honestly just curious

i dont know how to do that, but you can ask me i guess.

note down your irrelevant thoughts. it will help, i promise.

how did you react to it when he first did it? did you ever think of telling anyone?

if you were 14 not technically a pedo though, most guys are attracted to (certain) girls around that age even if they won't admit it

put those things together user. really.

M/F?

>i dont know how to do that, but you can ask me i guess.
oh i just meant if you know exactly what you typed before and then maybe search it on google or something, nvm, unlikely

what did you talk about in past threads though? any more details of how it started, both things he and you did to start, etc. i'd be interested in

Objectively how good was he in bed? Did he fuck you good.

I have had an affair with another girl whom I met over social media. We have been friends for a long time and finally she gave me a blowjob. My gf (6 years) doesn't know it yet.

I have always wanted my gf to have sex with some other dude..I love to see her taking a dick. But she doesn't like it..I don't know why :/

She loved it, she was at the point of almost screaming a few times but obviously had to rein it in. She moaned so hard with him licking her and even more when he hit her pussy.

>how did you react to it when he first did it?

when you are that young you dont really think about it because its your father. it just feels "weird" but not wrong. at least not for me.

>did you ever think of telling anyone?

i was never told not to tell but i knew it was secret because we would only do things when nobody was around.

>if you were 14 not technically a pedo though

i was 9 when everything started. thats why i said that. we used to watch tv in the living room and he would rub my chest under my clothes. and if my mother or my brother came into the living room he would move his hand. i was young but i remember.

When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

that young? you were 14, no? and what about as you got older and more mature and it kept happening? just used to it by then? wouldn't you realize it was weird/bad by the time you got older and then eventually tell someone?

and oh just saw your last part. so he first penetrated you at 14 or what? do anything before (fingering, bjs, etc?) thanks for answering

ITT: Newfags spreading cancer post. STOP
> sage

My wrist has been killing me and I may or may not have CTS but I'm afraid to tell someone since I just recovered from another health issue

are you a guy or a girl?
how do you think it's effected your sexuality?

I was walking home from work, listening to music
and not paying attention to anything. As I was taking a break at a bus stop,
a girl in a bus nearby started screaming. I looked back and saw
her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an
unfenced yard were three guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody.
The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was
about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole
busload of people were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the
10111 call, the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol
out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole
bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a
car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom
what I had just seen. Then she got scared, she said "You're moving
with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when
it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the
mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought
"Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about
seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I
looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the
prince of Bel-Air.

i am a female. i am in my 30s.

i dont know. i never thought about it that way. i would say it was "ok". i dont know. lol.

>any more details of how it started, both things he and you did to start, etc. i'd be interested in

if nobody was in the house i would be asked to do things with him. sometimes i didnt want to do it. other times i didnt mind doing it. and when i got older sometimes i wanted to do it on my own. it depended.

Did he like to cum in your pussy?

did he say ok when you didn't want to or did he get pushy?

i'm really curious about why when you got to be older you didn't realize it was wrong or thought he was abusing you and told someone

thanks for all the answers, any stories or specific things you remember from it starting as well

Has it impacted how you choose partners?

I'm about to ruin a bunch of idiot cops as bad as that united doctor did. Gonna be fun to watch their careers fall apart.

>that young? you were 14 no?
yes. but i was 14 when sex happened. but it had been happening over time. thats why i said it didnt really hurt when it happened.

>as you got older and more mature and it kept happening? yes.

> just used to it by then?
it was "normal". like doing the dishes, or cleaning my room.

>wouldn't you realize it was weird/bad by the time you got older and then eventually tell someone?

no. because i knew what would happen if i said something. and i didnt want nothing bad to happen.

>do anything before (fingering, bjs, etc?) thanks for answering
oral sex mostly. it was annoying sometimes.

>are you a guy or a girl?

i am a woman in my 30s. probably older than most people here.

>how do you think it's effected your sexuality?

i like older men. and i think thats it.

what do you mean it was happening over time? like he had sex with you before that, or fingering you, or what?

it seemed "normal" to you but didn't you realize it wasn't normal as you grew up and learned that?

why was it annoying?

>Did he like to cum in your pussy?

i dont know. i never asked that question. when it would happen i was told it was an accident, but maybe i was naive and just believed it.
>Has it impacted how you choose partners?
yes. i prefer older men.

>did he say ok when you didn't want to or did he get pushy?

if i said no sometimes he would beg me to do it or tell me i could have something. but usually he would just leave me alone if i didnt want to.

>i'm really curious about why when you got to be older you didn't realize it was wrong or thought he was abusing you and told someone

probable because i would be asked to do things and not be made to do them. plus, he was my father and i didnt want anything bad to happen. it never crossed my mind to say anything though. even though i was never told not to.

>any stories or specific things you remember from it starting as well

i remember some things very well. others not so much.

are you hot?