ITT: crap superpowers
I'll go first:
laser vision but you can do it only with your eyes closed so it would burn your eyelids.
ITT: crap superpowers
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Ability to make real money appear from thin air
Its all $1 bills
Super intelligence, but everytime you activatie it you realise how much your life sucks and you have wasted your existence
The ability to fly but only when inside a building.
i wouldn't mind
The ability to grow and style your hair the way you want it in 10 seconds
I don't need super intelligence to know that
"Crap superpowers"
None of these super powers are even related to crap. You guys aren't good at this.
Turn a shade darker for 10 seconds at a time.
Have you ever thought how shitty you would think of yourself with super intelligence. that's like atleast 3 times the depression bro
The ability to speak to see through clothing but it censors nudity
fucking kek
The ability to turn every part of your body except for your skin invisible
The ability to know what someone ate by eating their shit
Literally always painfully shitting bricks
The ability to always take a satisfying dump
The ability to believe it's not butter
The ability to kill yourself but you can only use it once
The ability to stick your in a big bowl of pudding
The ability to think up bombs that only you can see, and that only affects you
same except with the noun
The ability to turn invisible but only when nothing can see you
Who is your?
the ability to turn invisible but it only works against blind people
or when you turn invisible you emit an audible siren and release a distinct foul stench
the ability to go back
guess i am a super hero then...
the ability to walk in line
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But it lasts for an hour and then you're bald for the rest of the day
The ability to teleport once a day, but only the distance of 30 cms, towards magnetic north.
OP here:
super intelligence for halfhour but you become more retarded every time you use it
so basically like rick sanchez?
my nigga.
beat me to it
Ability to turn into a spoon forever.
Reverse ant-man, You grow really big, but still maintain your normal strength.
The ability to post on Sup Forums
Also, checkem
The ability to get trips whenever you want
the ability to respond to this comment or your mother dies in her sleep
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You're not getting a (You)
ability to not be a useless faggot while referencing Rick and Morty on Sup Forums
X-ray vision, but you can only look through old people's clothes.
invisiblity. but u can only go invisible when u see ur parents having sex.