Can I still become a elementry school teacher in Australia if I have schizophrenia

Can I still become a elementry school teacher in Australia if I have schizophrenia

Absolutely. Nobody wants to be a teacher in Australia these days, and it's rare that people last more than 2 years. I say go for it.

As long as you don't fuck kids or come out as conservative you'll probably get tenure.

Fuck off amerifag we don't call it elementary school here we call it fight club

you'd probably be better than most the teachers who arent schizo.

perfect, you can teach multiple classes

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I hear it's a requirement.

kek

Yes but how will you know you're actually teaching at a school and not just raving at a lamp post?

no, you'd never have enough time to molest the kids if you're busy talking to the voices

Can I come live with you, OP? Schizo and avid kid lover, myself.

Yeah, just tell them you're an abo witch doctor talking to the wind spirits or some shit. If you keep the conversation going for a minute or so, a fight will break out or a gator will run in or some aussy shit will get the spotlight off of your mental illness.

>avid kid lover
Hmmm?

Im not a kiddie molester

Ill teach the lamp and yell at students

How?

Im not a pedo and i voted labour

Im almsost done with uni and I would get a offical medical report that im schizo but Im scared they would not hire

doesnt matter since you wont get a job anyway. primary school is the most sought after role, so youve got to have lots of experience or godlike luck.

But user its indoors the interview

Dunno but I see alot of fresh teachers out of uni and young being hired

This, more money, less work, better cost of living teaching overseas with Aussie qualifications.

It's difficult to push progressivism on children without being schizophrenic, so you're actually at an advantage.

Would a principal hire me because of that
Also nice trips

Their are no wind spirits in austraila????
You fucking inbread

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Come to America!! We will give you a gun to go with your mental illness. Absolutely nothing wrong with acrazy people carrying guns around children.

Then what was I talking to down by the billabong over the Anzac long weekend?

Yeah. Didn't think so ya cunt.

Hey im not crazy
Even the voices say as well

yet