How do you marry a Japanese chick?

How do you marry a Japanese chick?
pros and cons?

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I live in Japan.

You don't, OP, unless you are willing to let yourself be exploited for ridiculous traditional modes of family.

You better have a damn good job to support a family damn well.

It's not worth it. Don't let the porn fool you.

Just try to live your own life.

are they more obedient user?

More obedient than whom?

I grew up in Charleston, SC, USA, and I can say 100% that the women I've met here have been more deferential to me.

Now that doesn't mean they want to be obedient, but nonetheless, that's the roll almost all women have played in my life these past three years.

It helps if you're taller, attractive, well-groomed, well-dressed, etc.

sorry, *role

You don't.
You have a better chance winning the lottery kid.

You have to move there.
There are very few Japanese still living in the west. They all moved back to Japan in the 90s.

My wife is Japanese. I'm British. we know a few mixed marriages.
it's not always easy. I think I got lucky though. In five years we haven't had any major problems.

Too many pros to mention.

I just proposed to this Thai girl, who I met in Thailand.

I've been in Thailand for two months and I've spent less than $700.
Living like a king over here.

You both live in UK or Japan?

And where/how did you meet?

Oh you naive poor soul.

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read the archives and learn.

Move to Japan, the girls here love western guys and you'd find a girlfriend in a week if you went out a few times.

Why getting married when you can not to ?

Met in London in a bar. I lived with her in Japan about 3 years (had lived there before too when teaching).. Wife moved here in London 5 years ago.

Not reading that.
I didn't just fall off the turnip truck.

Pro : n÷O
Con : married

How :
Also be Japanese
Be rich and/or successful
????
Impress her mother

more pics?

>mother
Father. ftfy

thanks for the advice anons

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So do you speak/write Japanese?

And does she make that weird squeaking noise during sex? I've often wondered why Asian girls do that in porn. Cultural? (If so, who teaches them?) Genetic?

So act like you did?
Living in Thailand two months and decides to get married to a cutie who puts on a very convincing act.

Fine but just be prepared that despite all the sweetness and love she's giving you now it's all just a BS act.

Has she used the 'My mother, she sick need money for medicine?' one yet?

Have some self respect and play it a bit cooler for a while.

Fuck no. Especially not ones living in Japan.

Quick thought experiment. btw, i'm not the person you're responding to.

Have the people with whom you've had sex, if you've had sex, made the sounds of pornstars?

Odds are they haven't, and odds are the user to whom you're responding hasn't experienced it either. It's a cultural mode of aural sexual domination that's curated toward men and that only some women naively replicate.

I'm a 34 year old bartender.

I did Japanese as a minor in my computer science degree. Lived there some time learning more Japanese and working. Conversation is roughly fluent, reading and writing not so great. Can recognise most standard Jyoyo Kanji but can never remember many that well. Most devices have predictive text that helps you find the right Kanji now - I rely on that too much.

She doesn't at all but I've had exs that have done.

I'd hazard a guess as that it supposedly sounds submissive (and dare I say it, childlike) which maybe turns on Japanese men but it never worked for me.

Impressed mother goes to bat for you. Impressing father is IMPOSSIBRU

For you.

Still very young. Just look out for yourself.

*meant "can never remember how to write many that well"

Go fuck yourself you patronizing prick.

>Still very young
I cringed.

Moar!

I had considered that. But then again, being Caucasian I don't know who the grimacing and snarling and "fuck that pussy with your big cock" in normal white porn is aimed at either, because I don't know any guys that find that (or women who act like that) attractive.

I appreciate that submissive women is probably a Japanese man's ideal, which would explain the actions in porn, but I was wondering how far ity had penetrated (sorry for the poum - couldn't resist) the mainstream and become normalised.

A parallel example - in Japanese culture, shaved pubic hair was associated with prostitution and would be shaming in a public bathhouse. Shaving pubic hair has become normalised in western women, even though it started in porn (to allow a better close-up shot). It's now becoming normalised in Japanese women (but not there yet).

Met loads of guys like you. Just get tired of how dumb and naive they are.

Imagine how much of laughing stock you'll be when she fucks you over for everything you have.

BTW I'm not going anywhere.

>Has she used the 'My mother, she sick need money for medicine?' one yet?

Why? Is that what yours did to you?

I cringed when he thought saying he was a 34 year old bar worker was something that merited a fucking medal.

This is a great thread

asian woman are very exotic. I mean other races are pretty bland and dont dob much for me but thats my opinion.

What if I am a conservative guy looking to start a family with a decent job? Like I am considering moving to Japan and one of the main concerns of mine is marriage and children. Divorce is insanely prevalent in the west and most of the women around are liberals or feminists neither of which I would want to raise children with.

kek

also this. I don't want my wife to be a feminazi.

You don't know anything about me. Despite this, you presume to speak down to me like a child.

I can just tell form your personality that you don't have a woman in your life. You just come here with this try hard wised old man persona trying to larp like you're a ladies man, but it's not fooling anyone.

Seriously, go fuck your self.

Prob with Japanese girls is, like all women, once you put a ring on it they own you. Most will expect you to settle down in Japan, your finances will be controlled by her (and you'll be given probably $200-300/month pocket money to have fun with) and you get caught in the same family/responsibility trap as always.

By all means go for it, but keep in mind on top of not being near your own family you'll also have no real legal rights or say in anything cuz you're foreign and you'll be her bitch.

rekt

I girl i met in Thailand tried that with me once and I turned my back on her. It goes on all the time. Ask around the 'community' - all farangs with any history in BKK, Phuket, Patong know this stuff goes on constantly.

From my experience, blood, the type of sexual patronizing you're bringing up occurs in intimidated women, prostitutes, or naive yellow trash.

Pubic hair is still quite common, but surgery, body modification, elimination of the "natural," etc., is becoming more common, too, though it's not as popular as in South Korea.

>How do you marry a Japanese chick?
you must give her the biggest octopus you can find, she will accept the octopus and give you her hand in marriage
>pros and cons?
pros: will take all 8 tentacles of the octopus in every hole and squeak happily the whole time
Cons: must puke on something to get off

This is bullshit. I'm the same guy who's talking about his Japanese wife.

My thailand experiences were 20+ years ago when I was a dumb fucker as well.

shit, you shut that fucker down.

kek

I just cringed again.

Nice samefagging

sounds sorta fun. is this why sake is consumed everyday by the japs?

>blood,
Fuck off. Didn't read the rest of your gutter trash patois

A 34 year old bartender has definitely been around the block a few times.
Not exactly naive.

Probably knows a lot more about women than the average guy.

the final two but not
don't know who that fucker is

close but no cigar, bitch

>see user is proposing marriage after only 2 months
>proceed to start ridiculing him
>take a closer look at the girl
>pause for a moment and reflect

Carry on user. That's definitely wife material right there.
You can see it in her eyes.

>her

(You)

Guys told me that shit 15 years ago when i married my asian wife (filipino). I truly wish i could meet every single one and punch them square in the jonathans for trying to act like they know shit.

People who give advice like this are morons.

Marry who you want, fuck anyone trying to warn you. Learn your own damn mistakes if you need to, but goddamn it, they are his mistakes to learn

>filipino
Literally the niggers of Asia. She's definitely cheating on you, moron.
They're all prostitutes.

oh user, do you know how much those shoes (Louboutins) cost to buy? I don't think you can afford this bitch

Ahahah, damn. Must be so nice to be jaded. Thinking everyone is as miserable as you and thinking you know it all at every step in the game must make the daily grind of making 12 an hour breaking your balls all the easier.

Please re read the post, and enjoy it a second time

Not the same guy but it was a good point.

Filipinos are the niggers of Asia.

actually, the niggers of Asia are Indians

I'm not a catholic. Don't think I could stand all that bullshit.

Same reason I wouldn't marry a mexican.

>implying those two idiots know india is in asia

if you hate southeast asians so much, don't marry a southeast asian

Indians are fine.

It's just the Philippines.

lol, faggot.

Men aren't familiar with the the price of ladies shoes you cocksucker.

>When science proves you wrong

Uh huh. Show me on the doll where the bad filipina hurt you

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>designated street shitter spotted

You have apparently never dated a women who is into shoes.

Chart is biased.
Most Filipinos are married to their pimps. That's not an affair, that's just business.

Im roman Catholic from the outskirts of VC.

I go to church less now that im married to a filipina

Nice try. How long have you been taking HRT?
Is your penis feminine?

You spin fiction like a dog plays piano

Religion, especially the Judeo-Christian religions is key here. It's about what people say is morally wrong - not what they do.

onenewsnow.com/culture/2014/10/09/survey-alarming-rate-of-christian-men-look-at-porn-commit-adultery

someone's never had a girlfriend, lol.

ayy, bo. how y'all doin'?

Ethan?

Is that because you're too tied up following her around town to see who she's seeing on sundays?

Nope. It's big and hairy. Chicks and shoes man. They'll talk for hours about that shit.

checked.

also true.

>buying a girl shoes that cost hundreds of dollars

You're the one who hasn't had a girlfriend. You've had a long series of gold diggers who pretended to be your girlfriend to get free shoes.

Guys just don't give a flying fuck about high heels.

Valid points, but in the Philippines (much like korea and northern china) you can be jailed for committing adultery. There also isnt divorce, Much like the middle eastern countries.

These facts contribute to the fact that i believe that the filipino is lessened to cheat.

>not the married user, but i did a government paper on this subject once, and it intrigued me ever since

>Meet Japanese chick
>Get her to marry you

A very simple, two step process.

Once again, show me on the doll where the big bad filipina hurt you?

You cant be this stupid unless you were blinded by hate.

Guy here. I can confirm.

I don't give a flying fuck about high heels.

Most be a sad lonely life you live friend. I have spend plenty of money on girlfriends through the years. Have also had plenty spend lots of money on me. Get me a 60 inch TV for Christmas, I better buy her some fancy fucking shoes.

how did all that sand get in your vagina?

the shoes I mentioned earlier sell for around $2,000. My wife bought her own pair with her own money lol.
I know this stuff because she talks about it. You've never had a woman before.

I care about high heels as a guy, but thats only cause i have a foot fetish. I get throbbing erections in public when i pass the shoe store

Even if I bought my girlfriend high heels that cost a thousand dollars, I wouldn't be able to identify them by their brand name just by looking at a picture 2 days later.

How the fuck do you know what brand name those shoes are?

nice

>Implying those shoes arent knockoffs, especially if the girl lives in asia

I buy "g shock" watches for like 3AUD every time i hit up hongkong

because they are red on the bottom and covered in spikes.

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