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tell me more bout it?

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related?

you sick fuck

how could he/she still being alive?

Proof that we only use 10% of our brains. He stabbed him somewhere in the other 90%.

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what happened here? ass split open?

Not his ass, inside of the leg. Major artery severed, he bled out within minutes.

oh, looked brown, guess just bad video quality

How to not give a fuck 101

Pelvic fracture and torn abdomen. Did not die within minutes, died later at hospital

liveleak.com/view?i=9ef_1423411935#mV5lgrEXIOrGjrvU.16

The non gif version is a lot clearer. He's torn from the groin up

sauce

Only a person with a soft skull would think a flimsy knife like that would penetrate bone.

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You stupid fuck

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what happened to the others?

Nerve gas

Damn the dad was prolly like do it, you're too pussy to. The son was like shit ive been waiting for this

>nerve gas

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Did the patient fly out the back?

He actually did it, absolute madman!

what is nerve gas,idk tbh and where did it come from in the video?

I have Asian parents, and I could literally, unironically see my parents doing that. Especially my father.

That's the Russians.

it's just a joke

so what happened there then?

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>Is something on my head?
>Hang on, let me try pulling it out.
>Defence level: asian

And they say gingers have no soul.

no body knows, this is why we say nerve gas, when something seems fucky, it's because of the nerve gas

Did he hit a pole?

I'm guessing the guy who handed over the gun didn't expect it to actually be used.

I'm guessing it was a father who gave the gun to his son, so when the son shot himself the mom and dad were overcome with grief and kind of just shut down.

Suicide squad.

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the dude stops the car, puts on the brake, turns on the hazard lights, gets out with passenger... you think someone was rekt in this video?

The car may be totalled but that is about it.

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real and straight

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no, he walked away unscathed

that poor cat

>Thailand
>dad is a cop, son is a neet who plays vidya all day
>dad berates son for being a failure
>dad pulls out gun for dramatic effect
>gives gun to son saying "you are already killing me so just shoot me so you can do what you please"
>son an heros
>dad turns to smack son thinking the kid shot at him and missed
>both parents realized what happen
>parents break into interpretive dance

bangkok.coconuts.co/2015/09/21/gamer-shoots-himself-after-challenged-cop-dad

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any backstory for this, did they die?


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>When you're in a Final Destination movie

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This one is hard to watch for some reason

As they say, a car's the best place in a lightning storm. You're in a metal cages which directs any charge around you.

Bet the sound fucked their eardrums though.

It's because you know how sensitive and important your own eyeballs are.

I vaguely remember.. it was a scaffolding-hit-powerline video. 3-4 guys pushing the frame immediately fell flat. No flames, no sparks, and noone else around. then some smoke appeared. because the OP did not tell what really happened some fag said "this must be some nerve gas shit"

yeah, I guess it's valid to use it for things we don't know what really happned

died from eternal bleeding

This is why I hate pedestrians so fucking much.

>Used to drive without a fuck in the world
>Suddenly, some stupid asshole decides to run a red light, and I just barely miss him by the skin of his ass
>Starts looking at me like "Wtf is your problem?"
>Get super pissed
>Get in a shouting match
>Some random bystander separates us
>Stew about it while driving home from work
>So distracted, almost get into another accident
>Now, wherever I drive, I'm forced to dart my eyes back and forth across the road, in case some STUPID fucking asshole decides to run out into raging traffic again
>Can't ever enjoy driving due to this intense paranoia

STUPID fucking pedestrians. I hate them so God damned much. GOD DAMN IT, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE FUCKING GOING. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Exploding nerve gas

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Or you could have just acted like a normal, level-headed person and not stopped to get in a fight with a stranger. What are you, some kind of nigger?

Wow that goat is a fucking cunt.

nice, psychology.

kys

>Some teenage kid stole the gun right after she threw it out in a fit of grief fueled paranoia

Humans are such faggots I love it.

fucking stupid chinks...

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Humans are not meant to drive cars. We haven't even had them available to the masses for 100 years yet.

You are a faggot.

Kill yourself.

I would have just gone on my way without getting into a fight, but then the nigger looked at me and started cursing at me like it was somehow MY fault he was running around in traffic.

This is how I can tell you guys are underaged edgelords. Any sane driver would obviously understand how fucked the other guy would have been if I had literally stepped on the brakes or swerved to the left a FRACTION of a second sooner. Not only was he being a danger to himself, he was being a danger to others, and if you can't understand that, then you're either 15 w/o a driver's license, or European...Or possibly black, but I don't think black people can use the internet.

Also, this is the most cuck shit of all time. Kill yourself. You the type to ban guns too, just because "M-MUH FLINTLOCKS"? Truly some blue-pilled rhetoric.

REDDIT

SPACING
FUCK OFF GO BACK AND GET HIT BY A CAR BECAUSE YOU CROSSED A RED LIGHT NORMIE

ahahahah

>everyone that's not like me are stupid

How do you know nigger

Rich people are weird, almost suicidal even.

kek

>eternal bleeding

He's still bleeding to this day. One day, the whole world will be flooded with this guy's blood.

>see car speeding
>friends stop
>run in front of it
>get killed
noice

the way his dad just slapped him ahahah

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north Korea's nukes

>being this new

>Running around in traffic isn't stupid

Wow, nice counter-point, faggtron. You really THAT eager to show up in one of these rekt threads?

Also:
>Be me
>Driving JUST FUCKING FINE for the better part of 5 years now
>Same as every other fucking driver in my age range
>Literally millions of people go their entire lives without getting into a major car accident
>A non-driver pedestrian makes the fatal error of trying to graft his fucking face onto the grill of my car
>"REEEEE! IT'S ALL CAR'S FAULT! CARS SHOULDN'T EXIST! REEEEEEE"

THIS is why I think you're fucking stupid. Think before you fucking speak, you underage b& faggot.

>not recognizing satire

Why did they do that weird dancing shit? The dad was a dick too for slapping him in the head after he short himself wtf

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This is not a cringe thread, please stop replying

You seem really worked up there, ma'm. Not my fault you're too lazy to drive properly.

Motorcycles are for retarded man babies and suicidal badasses.